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Rogue Trader (1999)
pathetic
Even the 'thrill' of attending the 'World Premiere' of this film didn't make it any better. It is at best dull, and at worst ...well that's not printable. The story is so well documented that there is no room for theatrical drama. The direction is shoddy and the script painful. And guess what? He gets caught.
Bikini Bistro (1995)
Brilliant B-movie bonanza
This has to be the most ridiculous and yet hilarious premise' for a film I have ever witnessed! A Porn star finds her vegetarian restaurant, where they appear to serve whole unwashed carrots, is losing business. Add to that the fact that the landlord is threatening to knock down the building. In walks former co-star Marilyn Chambers who decides that the restaurant needs to have a different theme, and hey-presto, the Bikini Bistro is born. Errr...that's it! The script contains some really genuinely funny jokes but the acting is as dire as you would expect. Although all the flesh on dispklay is gorgeous, Male and Female - especially Joseph Pallister, who is yummy!