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7/10
Not great but not bad either.
27 May 2024
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I decided to write a review on this because so many people gave it bad reviews.

I really don't understand all the hate for this film. It's an over the top Nick Cage action flick, you get exactly what you would expect. I actually enjoyed seeing Nick Cage, Ernie Hudson, and Ron Perlman all in the same film.

My biggest complaint is that we never get to find out exactly what is on the drive. The answer is implied that it's dirt on a whole bunch of different people in positions of power, but it's never explicitly stated exactly what kind of information or dirt.

But such is the nature of a MacGuffin, what's really on the drive doesn't matter it's the drive that drives the whole movie, haha, see what I did there. I wonder if the filmmakers intended it this way and that's why they called it a hard drive instead of a memory stick.

This movie is over the top and a lot of ways and I guess that's why it appeals to me. It's not deep or insightful in any way.

Just sit down and enjoy it for what it is, a somewhat over the top Nick Cage action flick that many of the reviewers here seem to dislike. I really don't get it, even my wife who is the harshest critic of movies you will ever find enjoyed this one.
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7/10
The Passion of the Christ meets Back to the Future
18 April 2024
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Is this film as bad as the ratings seem to show, no... But it's not a great film either.

A group of young geniuses work for a technology company trying to invent teleportation, instead they accidentally invent time travel. Humm... I think I have seen this plot before... Timeline anyone?

Turns out the CEO of the company is a radical terrorist plotting the downfall of the western world. His intent is to use teleportation to commit unstoppable acts of terrorism on the west by teleporting bombs into secure locations that can not be breached in any other way.

Once he realizes that his brain trust has invented time travel he immediately changes his plans and decides to erase Christianity by killing Jesus and removing his body from the timeline.

The rest of the film is multiple time jumps by the various characters as the bad guy's assault team attempts to kill Jesus and the geniuses try to stop them. Oddly enough they pick the time of Jesus' crucifiction to do this, when it seems to me like attacking Jesus before he became popular would make more sense.

The time jumps and overlapping timelines will be confusing to anyone who is not a fan of time travel films. But the film does attempt to stay in line with the Biblical depictions of the events of the crucifiction

And though the story wraps up rather nicely, at the end there is what appears to be a tacked-on a cliffhanger that suggests a sequel.

I'm afraid this films audience is going to be rather small, it's really only going to appeal to people who are both Christians and Time Travel fans. I'm pretty sure that the annual meeting of The Association of Christian Time Travelers could be held in broom closet. But at least I would be in attendance.

7 stars just because Christian Sci-Fi is so rare.
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8/10
There is nothing wrong with fan service.
21 March 2024
I enjoyed Frozen Empire, it was especially fun to see so many actors reprising their characters from the very first Ghostbusters movie.

As others have said Phoebe carried the film, and that's not a bad thing. My only complaint is it Bill Murray really seemed to be phoning in his role.

There was a lot of connections to the first Ghostbusters movie and though some people didn't like it I found the plot rather imaginative.

Even though I actually liked Afterlife a little better, this was a fine addition to the Ghostbusters franchise.

Even though the critics didn't like it I think it will be popular enough to merit a continuation of the franchise, I for one will be a returning viewer.
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Jules (I) (2023)
8/10
Very heartwarming tale with a few Easter eggs.
17 September 2023
No mind blowing special effects, no earth shattering explosions, no car chases, just a slow burn quirky small town film with a lot of heart.

As someone with a lifelong love of Sci-Fi who is fast approaching retirement age I could identify with the characters in this film. Ben Kingsley's portrayal of Milton is spot on and the inclusion of. Jane Curtin, who was known for her role in the Conehead sketches as Prymaat, is a nice little Easter egg that may go unnoticed by some. Plus there are subtle references to E. T. Alf, Men In Black, and even tangentially, Flight of the Navigator, there may even be others I missed.

Many sci-fi fans are fast approaching the autumn of their lives, and far too many science fiction movies overlook this segment of their audience. Good intelligent science fiction featuring older actors and mature story lines are few and far between.

Though the plots are significantly different, this film somewhat reminded me of Robot & Frank (2012), staring Frank Langella and Susan Sarandon. If you like Jules I would recommend that you check out Robot & Frank.
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3/10
The remake that nobody asked for, war of the worlds, the teen version
22 August 2023
No name actors, with a no name script. The only saving grace of this film is the fact that it keeps some of the elements of the original novel. The good, the beginning and ending of the movie is lifted almost directly from the original HG Wells novel, the Martians are depicted almost exactly like Wells describe them and the tripod walking machines are almost exactly as described in the 1898 novel.

The bad, most of the movie focuses on three youths and their typical teen angst. Most of the movie is simply the young characters simply traveling from place to place boringly, very boringly. There is nothing redeemable or captivating enough to make you connect with any of them in any way shape or form. You could have taken the first 15 minutes of the movie and the last 10 minutes of the movie and shoved them together in a 25 minute webisode and had a more enjoyable watching experience, for the hour in the center of a movie nothing happens except walking around and arguing.

Sticking close to the original novel was interesting, but the execution was sorely lacking, I've seen better high school productions.

My rating of three stars breaks down as follows, one star because you can't give any less, one star added for the look of the machines in the aliens matching the original novel, and one star added for keeping the beginning and ending of the novel intact, that's the best I can do.
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The Staircase (1998 TV Movie)
8/10
Great movie even if a little less than a perfect retelling of the story
16 August 2023
This is a great film, well acted and based on the true story of the miracle staircase at the Loretto Chapel.

If you are ever in or near Santa Fe, New Mexico you should take the time to visit the Loretto Chapel and see the miracle staircase for yourself. I have been there twice and both times I was mesmerized. For a believer, this incredible structure and the story behind it increases your faith and makes you realize that miracles do happen and are right there for all to see. For the nonbeliever, the skill and craftsmanship that went into this amazing structure nearly 150 years ago is stunning.

This film tells the story of the construction of this extraordinary piece of architecture that even now inspires awe. The film is well shot and acted, even though at times the budget constraints of a TV film are evident.

My only complaint is that the film diverges too much, in my opinion, from the true story behind the staircase. The story of the construction of the staircase is amazing all in itself, however, in defense of the writer and director, I can see how it would have been difficult to turn into a 2 hour TV movie. So the additional subplots of the vengeful architect, and other nefarious characters, although not part of the original story are not too distracting from the real story. Plus, the basic elements of the original story are all in place in the film.
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9/10
Absolutely one of the finest war movies of modern times.
15 July 2021
This is an edge of your seat thriller that will suck you in and leave you totally exhausted at the end.

My wife is perhaps one of the most critical movie critics I have ever known. And when I loaded this film up her comment was, "I don't want to watch a war movie tonight." But in a few minutes she was sucked in and remained glued to the screen for the duration. Afterwards, as the credits rolled, her comment was one word: "Wow!"

Today after having slept on it, and admitting that it may have affected her dreams, she said that Eye in the Sky is not just one of the greatest war movies ever, but, in her opinion, is one of the greatest films ever. Her favorite movies are Shenandoah, with Jimmy Stewart, and The Patriot, with Mel Gibson. This film ranks right along with those. This film presents the moral and ethical dilemmas of modern warfare superbly.

Eye in the Sky is Alan Rickman's final live action film. Released shortly after his death, it is a fitting end to his incredible career. His final line is powerful and chilling; especially when you know it was his final film moment, "Never tell a soldier, that he does not know the cost of war".
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Star Trek: Renegades (2015–2017)
7/10
Did the negative reviewers watch the same film I did?
27 August 2015
When watching this there are several things you must remember. This is a fan film done on a shoestring budget. Keeping that in mind I found this to be a good solid 7 film. The dialog was a little stilted at times and some of the makeup and costumes showed the low budget. But did anyone who reviewed this as bad ever see TOS? I doubt it. Overall this film stands on it's own and if you go into this understanding that this is a low budget fan film this is worth a watch. As far as the story being hard to follow, I don't get it I understood the story clearly. Disregard the naysayers and watch this, but understand the context in which it was made. I really hope this gets picked up as a series.
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Noah (2014)
6/10
Epic fiction film "INSPIRED" by the story of Noah.
28 March 2014
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Noah reviewed...

Be forewarned if you read this there are MAJOR spoilers.

Again.. MAJOR SPOILERS!!!!

I went and seen Noah this evening and was blown away by the visuals and cinematography.

I found the story interesting and loved the inclusion of the Watchers from the Book of Enoch. I did not really like the appearance of the Watchers, but the book of Enoch never describers them so I will give a pass there. Get a copy of the book of Enoch and read it.

Although the major aspects of the film follows the Biblical account, there were quite a bit of the film that was obviously entirely from the mind of the writers. This was to be expected given turning a short story such as Noah into a 2 hour movie. For example the mental agony that Noah experiences in the movie is never mentioned in the Bible but I can easily see how being the last family on Earth and the responsibility God cast on the shoulders of Noah could make him a little unbalanced. Also in the movie Noah thinks his job is to save the animals, not mankind. Noah spends much of the movie expecting to be the last family on earth. It is not until the very end that Noah accepts that God wants mankind to survive also.

I will normally give Biblical movies a pass for adding stuff or even leaving out stuff as long as nothing added or removed results in a direct contradiction of the Bible. So I can accept that we have no idea what was really going on in Noah's mind. One thing we can be absolutely sure of is that not every detail of every story is included in the Bible. Simply by reading the four Gospels we can see that each Gospel presents a slightly different view and things that are included in John may not appear in Matthew and vice versa.

That being said, contradictions, is where this film missed the mark. There are two major and one minor plot point that DIRECTLY contradict the story of Noah in the Book of Genesis.

The first and most glaring discrepancy in the movie is that only one of Noah's sons has a wife on the ark. The other two are wifeless. This is set up as a major motivation for Ham's actions during and after the flood. Yes, Noah is shown drunk and naked in the cave after the flood. Don't worry it is presented in a way to as to not offend the viewers.

The omission of Ham and Japheth's wives is not complete though, Shem's wife is found to be pregnant in the early days of the flood and she eventually gives birth to twin girls just as the ark lands on mount Ararat. Although it is not specifically stated, it seems obvious to me that these twin girls are destined to eventually become the wives of Ham and Japheth. So, since Shem's wife was pregnant before she came on the ark you could say that the wives of Ham and Japheth were on the ark the whole time. That being said the absence of wives for Ham and Japheth was the most egregious error in the movie in my opinion.

The second major annoyance is the stowaway. Yes the writers saw fit to write a subplot involving a stowaway on the ark. This sub plot directly interacts with Ham's actions during and after the flood. Could there have been a stowaway? We don't know for sure but I highly doubt it. I thought the stowaway subplot was totally unnecessary. No, the stowaway does not survive in the end.

And my last and complaint is the very subtle way the story was… I don't want to use the word "twisted"… I would say the story was subtlety "adjusted " to include an environmental message. I understand that we need to take care of this planet as much as the next guy but I am tired of Hollywood slapping me in the face with an environmental message every time it gets a chance. The remake of "The day the Earth Stood Still" was a prime example of a great story ruined by turning it into a Environmental crusade. And Noah suffers from this to a small extent.

Overall I would have given the movie 8 out of 10 rating but the 3 contradictions and the overt environmentalism cost it points. Overall I gave the film 6 out of 10 stars.

Finally it is for the most part a very enjoyable movie that lost points for its Biblical inaccuracy. Now after viewing the film do I recommend viewing this film? Yes… BUT you should go in with the expectation that this is fiction film "INSPIRED" by the story of Noah and the flood in the Bible. If you go in with the expectation of a Biblically authentic movie you will be disappointed.

If however you go in expecting to see a epic movie somewhat "loosely " based on the story of Noah then by all means do.
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R.I.P.D. (2013)
7/10
Somewhat Generic and predictable, but I still enjoyed it.
19 July 2013
The movie basically follows the three act formula, and although the crusty veteran and out of element rookie has been done before I enjoyed Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds on the screen together. There is plenty action and a fair amount of comedy. there were some plot holes and the ending left a few unanswered questions. Even with these flaws my wife and I both feel like there are many worse ways to spend a few bucks on a hot afternoon. This is not a blockbuster or a classic movie, I would classify it as a good popcorn flick. Contrary to many other opinions here we both recommend this as a watchable movie, as long as your expectations are reasonable.
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Time Trackers (1989)
6/10
Not bad but suffers from a low budget and predictable plot line
18 April 2013
Not bad as time travel movies go. But the sets were atrocious and the acting was weak. As with many time travel movies the plot was predictable. Probably the most disappointing prop was the time machine itself. It looked like they went down to the local hardware store and picked up a load of plywood and a few cans of spray paint. In fact the time machine prop resembled a backyard storage shed you can buy at your local Home depot. The actors appeared to be sleepwalking through most of their scenes. Ned Beatty did his best to provide us with a good performance, but he was unable to carry the movie by himself.

That being said, the movie deals with time travel as well, if not better, than most time travel movies. The fact the the writer at least tried to provide us with a reasonable flow of events and seemed to have more than a passing interest in providing us with a logical time travel tale increases my appreciation for this little low budget flick.
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Neverland (2011)
9/10
A worthy Prequel
5 December 2011
I enjoyed almost every minute of this series. I thought it was far above the average SyFy flick. The special effects, while not perfect, are very adequate. The story is imaginative and refreshing. I found myself drawn in from the beginning. Watching Bob Hoskins as Smee again was pure joy.

Every part of the story was as logical and well thought out as any fantasy could be. Often in movies I find myself thinking "Why would they do that?" That was not the case in this movie. Other than some mistakes made that any child could make, the characters all acted logical within the parameters of their character.

Unlike some other fantasy TV that left us with nothing but questions at the end, (Lost, I'm looking at you.) origins and motivations for almost every character and aspect of the Peter Pan story is given, and satisfactorily explained by the end.

Another aspect of the series that I like is the fact that by the end Every story line and mystery is satisfactorily wrapped up with a nice big bow on top. Yet with this nice satisfying ending the door is still left open just enough for a sequel.

The only negative aspect I can find in this is the depiction of Tinkerbell. Somehow I found it lacking, but that could easily be attributed to personal tastes.
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9/10
Weep for what we could have had
23 June 2010
As a child of the 70's I grew up with Commander John Koenig and Dr. Helena Russell. I was one who truly believed that by the year 1999 we would have a permanent base on the moon accessible to all, but such was not to be. The dreams of a future where space travel was common place was replaced with bloated social programs and endless wars. Watching this short clip brought back the memory of those childhood dreams, of the future could have, no, SHOULD HAVE been, a future that was snatched from the hands of my generation. As I wiped a tear from my eye I wonder, was I weeping for Space 1999 and Moonbase Alpha or was my sorrow for what we could have have had?
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7/10
Fun to watch, but as full of holes as a cheese grater.
23 May 2009
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Saw this at the local drive-in last night, while it is a fun movie and I gave it a seven overall. It lacked the care that went into the first one. Where the first one tried to play within the rules governing the tablet and attempted to maintain a semblance order about cleaning up the mess left each night this movie made no attempt to do the same. I shudder to think what kind of reaction would result when the condition of the Smithsonian was found the next morning after the events of this movie. Yet in the end Larry just goes back to old museum job like nothing had happened, where in reality he would have spent the next three years being interrogated about what happened. Oh well, I'm a bit of an over-analyzer, this facts aside it is a fun movie. So check your logic at the door, but go and enjoy this movie for what it is, a fun romp through history.
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1/10
A Dead Fish
12 December 2008
Well I went into the theater with high hopes and try as I might I could not maintain them. Kathy Bates was terribly miscast and the reactions of the military were not believable at all. Even so I tried to like this movie, and right up until the very end I thought that it was going to end up being an average movie but alas that was not to be the case. The ending was the worst slap in the face I have ever received from a science fiction movie. I felt like the director crept into the theater and spent the last two minutes of the movie beating me in the face with a half rotten salmon. Please someone take this directors union card away so his is not able to ruin any more classics!
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InAlienable (2007)
7/10
Average movie but company servers need upgrading for a better viewing experience.
22 February 2008
Well I paid my Three Dollars and sat down to watch this movie last night. My first complaint is that the movie is offered for download only in one format, Flash Video. And although two different resolutions are offered only the high resolution version would download, the medium resolution version was a broken link and although I have 4 meg DSL the server speed was so slow I had to wait almost three hours before enough of the movie was cached to have a uninterrupted viewing session. Finally, after three hours I was watching the movie. The movie starts a little slow as is with many sci-fi films while we are being introduced to the various characters and back stories. Eventually the primary story line is developed and we are somewhat engaged by what we saw. It was refreshing to see many of our friends from various incantations of Star Trek making appearances in this movie. Every version of Star trek had a regular who made an appearance in this film. I will lay them out here

Shilling - Walter Koenig - Chekov Star Trek -TOS, Crystal Barry - Marina Sirtis - Deanna Troi Star Trek -TNG, Dr. Lattis - J. G. Hertzler - Martok Star Trek DS9, The News Anchor - Tim Russ - Tuvok - Star Trek Voyager, Andreas Cabrosas - Gary Graham - Sovol Star Trek Enterprise.

Also appearances by other actors who have appeared on Star Trek include Richard Herd, Alan Ruck Eric Avari, and Andrew Koenig. Also we can not miss our old friend Apollo (Richard Hatch) From Battlestar Galactica.

All that being said, the movie it self wanders a bit before becoming a courtroom drama. Overall the movie appears a bit like a sci-fi version of Law and Order. This is not necessarily a bad thing as courtroom dramas have long been a staple of entertainment. However I felt like the very end of the movie was a bit of a Cop-Out I rather expected a more thoughtful ending from Mr. Koenig. Overall I feel like this was a rather average Sci-fi flick. I will continue to anticipate movies from our beloved Mr.Chekov but I hope next time he puts a little more thought into the ending. Overall 6.5 out of 10
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Beyond Loch Ness (2008 TV Movie)
5/10
Not Bad for the Sci-Fi Channel
8 January 2008
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The Sci-Fi Channel seems to have a penchant for making B-movies, some are unwatchable, while others are simply OK. This one falls into the OK category While much of the science was a bit dodgy (A microwave gun you can carry? Tunnels to the open sea from lakes who's levels are above sea level?), the acting was competent and the story interesting. And while the outcome was somewhat predictable I still enjoyed my time spent watching this. Overall I gave this a 5. If you are the least bit interested in cryptozoology and can suspend disbelief for a couple of hours you might enjoy this, as long as you don't raise your expectations too high.
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3/10
Takes a turn in the wrong direction.
16 November 2007
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MAJOR Spoiler, You have been warned!

This movie starts off well enough and immediately grabbed my interest, and as others have said begins to seem like a sci-fi version of "Twelve angry men" but near the middle of the movie takes a left turn that will cost it many viewers. Although I did complete the movie and found the idea of a thousands of years old man living among us to be a very thought provoking concept, the fact that he claimed to be Jesus Christ is far too offensive to many potential viewers. What the makers of this movie have failed to account for is that there are many Christians in the world today that like a good science fiction yarn as much as the next guy. The makers also failed to consider that there are many characters in the Bible that John could have claimed to have been without being offensive, yet who would have still provoked thought and discussion. Several characters that come to mind are; Enoch, who disappeared without explanation. Methuselah, who was the oldest man who ever lived. Elijah, who disappeared in a whirlwind. Lazarus, Who Jesus raised from the dead. Heck, he could have even claimed to have been John the Baptist. And many people such as myself, I believe, would have found the idea that John could have been one of these people thought provoking. But instead, John claims to have studied under Buddha and then that it was he, who while bringing Buddha's teachings to the Middle East started the myth of Jesus Christ. This is far too offensive for many people to overlook. Why? Christian belief teaches that Jesus Christ was more than a man by being the incarnate son of God, born of a virgin who, lived a sinless life and was crucified, DIED and then rose from the dead. John tries to tell the viewer that Jesus is just a cave-man who happened to live forever, who studied UNDER Buddha, and lied about himself and faked his own death. In essence what Iam saying is that John didn't have to be Jesus to make a thought provoking statement.

I did find the reactions by his friends to be very believable. And I found the on screen performances by everyone to be very good. I hadn't seen William Katt in good role for a while and also really enjoyed all the connections to Star Trek by the actors. But in the end what could have been a great movie was rendered impotent by the writers decision to attack the personal beliefs of over two thirds of the people in America.
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Stardust (2007)
10/10
A perfect movie
11 August 2007
I was absolutely blown away by this movie. Usually with any movie no matter how much I like it I can find some sort of fault. Sometimes it is minor sometimes major, usually it involves one of the lead characters doing something totally against logic sometimes it involves a unclosed subplot at the end. But this movie is perfect I can find nothing wrong with this movie. The director created one of the most incredible fantasy worlds ever shown on the big screen. And De Niro… What can I say he was so wrong and so right at the same time. I would have never thought it was possible but he was so wrong for his part in this movie that he became the only right choice, absolutely beautiful.
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Earthstorm (2006 TV Movie)
1/10
There needs to be a way to vote 0 on a movie,
10 March 2007
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Just when I thought the Sci-fi channel had hit rock bottom with their low budget movie of the week and couldn't go any lower, somebody breaks out a jackhammer and digs rock bottom deeper. I've seen B movies. But this one should be called an F movie. Bad, Bad, Bad. Don't get me wrong the acting wasn't that bad, but the total disregard for scientific fact ruined any chance this movie ever had. If anyone involved in the making of this Stinking pile of dog do-do reads this, PLEASE don't ever try making a science fiction movie again. Go back to making Soap-Opera's. There is a reason it's called Sci-Fi. The Sci is short for SCIENCE. There should at least be an attempt to work within scientific fact. Shuttles don't go to the moon. You there is no air on the moon so you can't fly a shuttle up from the moon. You can't walk around on a shuttle in space. The three main shuttle engines can't run after you dump the external tank. I could go on and on. I wish I could give this movie a 0 but you can't vote that low.
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Pterodactyl (2005)
7/10
Not that bad, but a few groaners
29 August 2005
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Despite what some people here say, this is not that bad of a movie. SCI-FI is cranking out these low budget movies by the pound and many of them are just plain bad. Although this movie suffers from many of the old monster movie clichés it still manages to be an entertaining film. Minor Spoiler. The biggest groaner in this film is that the characters are in a geographic area consisting of forest and open fields. They have just been attacked in one of these open fields and seen several people killed but they escaped the pterodactyls by running into the woods where the tree cover was so tight that the pterodactyls couldn't get at them. So in the next scene you see our group of people again waking across a large open field surrounded by trees. And of course they are attacked again, loosing more people. This happens again and again throughout the movie. It seems to me like the time saved by crossing the open field would not be worth my life. I believe anyone with any sense at all would have figured out after the first attack that the only safe rout across an open field would be walk around the perimeter in the edge of the woods for protection.
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9/10
One word is not enough WOW, WOW and WOW.
27 July 2005
That sums up my opinion of this great movie.

I viewed this movie last night at the IMAX theater in Nashville TN, and was blown away. Burton and Depp have come together to remake a modern classic that is even better than the original. So many remakes go horribly wrong and pale in comparison to the original they are based on that you leave with a bad taste in you mouth. A few examples "Rollerball", "King Kong", "Pyscho", and that attempt at remaking one of the worlds greatest comedy's "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" that was remade into that travesty "Rat Race", even Mr. Burton himself had a horrible remake misfire with "Planet of the Apes". Other movies, such as "Twelve angry men" and "Godzilla" do nothing to improve on the original.

This is NOT the case in this movie. This is one of the few examples where the remake is not only better, but Much better than the original. Mr. Burton has produced a movie that at first appears to move very slow, but suddenly before you realize it you are caught up in a whirlwind of sights and sound that passes far too quickly. Suddenly you realize all the bad children have disappeared right before your eyes and you have felt not one ounce of remorse for any one of them. (The only remorse I felt at this point was that the movie was nearing its end…) But… not quite Mr. Burton gives us an extended ending that is MUCH more satisfying than the original. Often times good movies end so quickly that you feel the same as you do after spilling your pumpkin pie on the floor after thanksgiving dinner. You had a great meal and are full but something is missing at the end. This is the way I felt after viewing the original, but this is not the case here, viewers are treated to a great movie with a VERY satisfying ending.

A further note on the actors, every one in this movie gave a great performance that was fitting of their character, however top Kudos go to Johnny Depp and David Kelly for their performances as Willy Wonka and Grandpa Joe.

And VERY special praise and Kudos to Mr. Deep Roy for his incredible performance as the Oompa Loompa. I have never been more impressed with one actor playing more than one character than I was with this.

One last piece of advice; If there is an IMAX theater anywhere near you showing this movie, make the drive, the sights and sounds in this movie when blown up to super size makes an incredible impact on 3 of your 5 senses, Sight, Sound, Touch. (You can feel the rumble of the boat and the machines in the factory.) it is well worth the extra effort and admission.
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10/10
Some Thoughts
1 March 2004
Most of the reviews of this movie are sharply divided between great and terrible, with few opinions falling in the middle ground. I am no different; I think it is one of the greatest spectacles in the history of cinema.

Instead of simply reviewing the movie as many others have done more eloquently then I could ever hope to do. I will instead attempt to address a few specific issues that many people are pointing out again and again.

First and foremost of course is the charge that the movie is anti-Semitic. The Idea that this movie by any stretch of the imagination could be considered anti-Semitic goes so far beyond ridiculous as to be ludicrous. I cannot even find the adjectives in my vocabulary to explain my disdain for this accusation. A few words that do come to mind are; preposterous, absurd and yes even stupid. As Mr. Gibson himself has pointed out, there were only two groups of people present at the events portrayed in this movie, Jews and Romans. What… Did you expect Mr. Gibson to use Russians and Aborigines? It was plain that not all of the Jews or Romans wanted Jesus to suffer, just as it was plain that some on each side did. If anything the Romans were depicted as the blood-thirsty savages, the Jewish leaders were simply following their own rules. Blasphemy was a crime under Jewish law and they were blind to the truth of Jesus being the Son of God. So when Jesus uttered the phrase, ` I am: and ye shall see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven.' they were bound by Jewish law to condemn him to death. The greatest crime committed under Jewish law as applied to this case was the fact that they conducted an Illegal trial at night. There are other aspects of the capture and trial of Jesus that were questionable but this is not a forum for debating points of ancient Jewish law. People that find this movie anti-Semitic need to look deep into their own psyche, as they must have issues with hate and anger that need resolving. Instead of hate and anger toward any one person or group of people depicted in this movie I felt pity and sadness for them. They were only fulfilling a destiny that had to be fulfilled. As Jesus himself said `Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.'

Some have made the statement that the movie is not true to the scriptures or left out important details or added others. Two thoughts come to mind. First this is a movie and a movie will never satisfy all of the preconceived ideas and opinions that have formed in peoples minds of a well-known topic, especially a topic as well-known and deep seated as this one. Second, although there was obviously some dramatic license taken in the making of this movie, I could find NOTHING that was counter to the accounts given in the four Gospels. There were things shown that are not mentioned in the Gospels but just because something isn't mentioned we don't know that it didn't happen. It quite obvious to anyone who has read the Biblical accounts of the events portrayed in this movie that not even the authors of the four Gospels saw things in exactly the same light. There are events in some that are not in others, and words spoke in some that are not in others. It is as the saying goes `A matter of perspective'. This is Mr. Gibson's perspective on Christ's suffering.

Others have said the movie was nothing but a gore-fest with little or no attention paid to the events that precipitated the events portrayed in this movie, or what happened next. Did you read the title? The movie is titled `The Passion of the Christ'. The word PASSION when taken in its ordinal meaning and when applied to the crucifixion, means something completely different that what it means today. Today we equate the word passion with lust and desire, but its original meaning was suffering. So to make it a little simpler for those who don't understand you could re-title the movie `The Suffering of the Christ' and then it might make this a little clearer. The movie did not attempt to show the entire life of Christ or even the events after his resurrection. That has been done many times before, and who on this planet does not at least have a small concept of the story of Jesus Christ. This movie was about his suffering, the day that defined his love for mankind. That is why PASSION means suffering; he loved us all so much with such a pure PASSION that he willingly endured this SUFFERING for the salvation of mankind. This is even more amazing that if as a believer you consider that at any moment he could have called on God to stop the suffering and God would have done so. Jesus himself said that if he wanted God would send more than twelve legions of angels to save him. Even if you are a none-believer you must realize that when brought for trial before the Jewish elders he could have denied being a prophet and escaped the torment that was sure to come. But without his sacrifice there would have been no hope for mankind.

Although I am not a Catholic, I am a believer and I believe God is reaching out to mankind in any way he can in today's world. All God is looking for is a `Willing Vessel' to do his work and he has found one in Mel Gibson. Kudos to you Mr. Gibson for following you heart and producing a thought provoking film that is speaking to the hearts of many people. I myself have seen people who have not darkened a church for many years return after seeing this film.
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Open Range (2003)
9/10
Kevin Costner hits the bull's eye with this one!!
31 January 2004
Wow, I loved this movie. While the pacing of this movie is somewhat slow and talky, this fact detracts absolutely nothing from the overall quality of this movie. This is a cerebral western, although the good guys and bad guys are black and white the movie itself makes you think. I found the characters and story to both be very believable. And the cinematography was UNBELIVEABLE. I found myself wanting to visit Wyoming and Colorado after watching the movie. (Too Bad the movie wasn't filmed there.) The gunfight scene at the end was one of the best gunfights I have ever seen put on film, it was chaotic and confused, just as real gunfights are, very realistic. I watched the DVD version and the deleted scenes fill in a few details. Also the short featurette on the real history of the open range included with the DVD is very informative and enjoyable. I highly recommend this movie.
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4/10
One word sums it all up, mediocre.
17 December 2003
Warning: Spoilers
Minor joke spoilers. After reading bad review after bad review I had decided to not waste my time and money going to see this movie, but my wife had promised my nephew that she would take him to see it and I accompanied them only because I didn't want to spend the evening at home alone. A few points, first I loved the sets they were colorful and exaggerated, very Seuss-like. Kudos go out to Anne Kuljian for this great work. Next most of the acting was very wooden not one single character was memorable except possibly for the fish, and he didn't get enough screen time. another Mike Meyers was just WRONG for the cat. Although Mr. Myers is a very capable comedic actor and I generally enjoy his performances. In this movie I just couldn't see the cat, all I kept seeing was Austin Powers, Dr. Evil and Fat Bastard. Many people have complained about too much risqué comedy in this movie for it to be a PG rated movie on this point I must agree somewhat. I feel like this movie leans heavily toward the PG-13 rating and I believe this would have been a more appropriate rating. I don't think there were a lot of PG-13 jokes, but they were there, especially the hoe joke. As far as the baseball bat to the crotch, well anyone whatever their age will laugh at that one. Thing 1 and Thing 2, Their facial make-up were almost exact copies of the Who in `The Grinch who stole Christmas ` that bothered me some. Mr. Humberfloob I just don't know there is something about his character that I like but at the same time, something I loath, overall I think this is a plus. The Quinn character had no redeeming qualities at all and I wanted to see get his comeuppance. There are may other pluses and minuses to consider but when you've seen a movie and you have to examine it too closely to find what you liked about it something is inherently wrong. Is this move bad? No not in my book I don't think it deserves to be in the bottom 100. So is this movie good? No not by a long shot so what is left? Average, mediocre, ordinary, middling, run of the mill maybe even second-rate. Wait for it to come out on cable or satellite.
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