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1/10
If you like this television series, then you must not have read the book.
26 April 2024
Among the many honors bestowed upon The Sympathizer is selection as one of Time magazine's 100 Best Mystery and Thriller Books of All Time. Yes, it also includes sophisticated humor, but nothing goofy.

In this treatment of Viet Thanh Nguyen's Pulitzer Prize-winning novel, mystery and thrill are on the back burner, while self-indulgence is in ample supply. It is essentially a vehicle for Robert Downey Jr. To amuse himself with a succession of annoying characterizations, but director Park Chan-wook contributes innumerable quirky gimmicks and distractions.

Full disclosure: having began the series with high expectations we gave up on it after the second episode. If you can't hack it, an excellent alternative is available: Read the book.
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Civil War (2024)
10/10
Perhaps not the film you wanted, here is the film we needed.
15 April 2024
Many are accusing Alex Garland of enticing them with a trailer that promises to take sides in a second American civil war. They are wrong - it does no such thing.

If Garland had done the best imaginable job of portraying "good guys and bad guys" and taking either side, the other half of the audience would have hated the movie. If he had done the worst job imaginable of taking sides, his half of the audience would still have loved it. Either way, the exercise in pandering would have been tawdry and pointless.

Instead, Garland did a brilliant job of not permitting Civil War to become a Blue/Red debate, which would settle nothing. This film is for those who understand that this country has been taken from the people by both parties, that it is on a trajectory of coming apart, and that before it can become something new it is likely to be a hell of a mess. That was what Garland set out to do, and he has done it very well.
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1/10
The Adams Estate Should Sue over this Travesty
28 January 2022
Episode 1 was quite literally the most gratuitously annoying thing that I have ever seen. Many strange, outrageous, over-the-top things happen, yet none of them is even faintly amusing or clever.

Does it sound like I am likely to watch further, in hopes of this entire dog's breakfast getting turned around? Ummm - no.
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Station Eleven (2021–2022)
1/10
Thoroughgoingly Bogus
19 December 2021
This show is fractally rotten at every level. There is no character, no action, no interaction that passes the smell test by being the least bit convincing.

On my deathbed I will wish I could have that hour back.
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5/10
The Covid Movie
11 August 2021
Warning: Spoilers
The USA stumbles upon a deadly alien pathogen. Instead of destroying it, it initiates an evil and deadly experiment. It moves the experiment to a remote country where it will not be noticed and, should it get out, it will be blamed on someone else. The experiment causes the pathogen to gain in function, becoming enormous and world-threatening. The pathogen gets out and spews a jillion pointy agents into the atmosphere that glom onto anyone they can, causing them to become lethally infected. The USA denies responsibility for the catastrophe.

Set aside what you personally believe about the pandemic. Does any of that sound the least bit familiar?
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6/10
Evil walks this land - but to what end?
27 January 2007
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This film features beautiful cinematography, an exotic locale, and an outstanding cast, including John Hurt, Danny Huston, Guy Pearce, Emily Watson, David Wenham, and Ray Winstone. Its grim depiction of the Australian frontier in the 1880's features a character who might best be described as Manichaean: Evil, incarnate, and among us.

Various precedents for this premise come to mind. When, in Mozart's opera Don Giovanni, society has no answer for unbridled evil, The Stone Guest intervenes and drags the villain down to Hell. In Peter Greenaway's film The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, & Her Lover, a post-Enlightenment world has no supernatural foil for the villain, who marauds unopposed by any civil authority. At the outset of The Proposition we understand that Arthur Burns (Huston) and those in his thrall, are capable of the most outrageous atrocities and care nothing about human society. Who in this world can withstand such a creature? We are shown at every turn how Burns and his clan seem to be as natural to this harsh, unforgiving environment as desert scorpions. In contrast to their very nature are Martha Stanley (Watson) and Eden Fletcher (Wenham), who choose to pretend their rose bushes and fine saddle horses are no more incongruous here than if they were back in England. It is their unexamined assumption that British justice can also be transplanted to the Outback that places Captain Stanley – Martha's devoted husband and Fletcher's dutiful enforcer – at the center of this story.

The Proposition is really the project of Nick Cave, a songwriter who created both its screenplay and its musical score. Both are adequate for the telling of this engaging story, but what of its archetypal monster? The Judge in Cormac McCarthy's novel Blood Meridian, seems to be more than a man and more like a force of nature. Whether man or phenomenon, there seems to be some terrible, obscure, operative principle behind him. The fact that we are unable to imagine what that principle may be is what makes him so terrifying.

There doesn't appear to be any such principle behind Arthur Burns. Languishing in squalor in his desert lair, he pursues no agenda, beyond eating rancid meat and swatting at flies. Yet he knows poetry, appreciates a well-sung song, and never fails to admire a beautiful sunset. The evil which Burns embodies and perpetrates in his godforsaken corner of the world is, to be sure, terrible enough. But it stands little chance of withstanding civilization's encroachment, whether Captain Stanley can foresee that day or not.

Which brings us to the film's title. Stanley charges Charlie Burns (Pearce) with the task of bringing his big brother's career to an end. Charlie must choose between barbarism and humanity, but why does he choose as he does? I am not convinced Cave has created a character who knows.
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Dead Man (1995)
8/10
Humor, poetry, scenery.
30 November 2006
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This film has a lot in common with Robert Altman's deconstruction of the American frontier myth, McCabe & Mrs. Miller. Johnny Depp's "William Blake" is as ill-fated as Warren Beatty's character, the streets are as dismally muddy, and Neil Young's jangly soundtrack even strikes a similar monotone to Leonard Cohen's songs. Both also display the beauty of the Pacific Northwest. If you already know and love the real Blake's poetry you'll enjoy how it is used in this film; if not you should be inspired to check it out. No need for me to belabor the symbolism here - you can have fun deciding upon your own take on that. But other commentators tend to overlook the humor in this film, from Jarmusch's silly inter-cutting of the revolving locomotive wheels with the outrageous characters on the train; Gary Farmer's fat, Europeanized Indian; Blake's cluelessness about his namesake; and Billy Bob Thornton and Iggy Pop as hilarious savages. Robert Mitchum and John Hurt make noteworthy appearances, and Lance Henriksen even makes a case for the Terminator role that he lost to Arnold.
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Rat Race (2001)
7/10
Dumb fun
4 November 2006
It would be a shame to be too sophisticated to enjoy this silly movie. Critics hammered it for being a remake of It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, or accused it of reverting back to MMMMW's formula of selling the movie with a hundred big names who do little more than mug for the camera.

But these guys are all busting their butts to entertain us. Yes, post-adolescents will be able to see most of the gags coming a mile away, but when their execution surpasses our expectations what's not to like? This is, after all, directed by the same Zucker who gave us Airplane, and it shares the same DNA.

Watch it with your kids, and appreciate the ending that leaves them with a nice message as a bonus. Even if you only cherry pick the scenes featuring a bus load of Lucy impersonators it's worth the rental.
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3/10
A thought-provoking, if superficial, entertainment.
9 October 2006
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V for Vendetta is a fairly engaging entertainment which is hugely aided, in America, at least, by the questions it raises about civil liberties vs security. Hugo Weaving does a nice job of overcoming the mask with his voice and body language and a strong supporting cast of fine character actors outweigh a merely adequate performance by Natalie Portman. But the Brothers W let us down with a half-baked screenplay and the more you think about this movie the less good it is. Consider, in particular, V's ability to circumvent an enormous security infrastructure to assassinate top level officials in their homes at will, hijack a government train, acquire and distribute a half million Guy Fawkes masks, and stock his personal museum sanctuary with art treasures. How he does any of these things is seldom shown, and more often than not he simply tells us that he has done them. If you have never thought much about the political issues raised and this film causes you to do so, that's great. But it's far, far from a "work of towering genius." Marvelous explosion at the end, though.
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Donnie Darko (2001)
3/10
Vastly overrated.
30 July 2006
This movie has some interesting ideas but they aren't well executed. It's also poorly written and poorly directed - notice how little Kelly has accomplished in the years since? It's also worth noting that "Executive Producer" Drew Barrymore's performance is execrable. I feel compelled to emphasize this film's downside because it is so vastly overrated by fans who are willing to supplement its many shortcomings with their own imaginations. It is worth seeing and it is gratifying to anyone who wishes they had had the courage to take a stand against nitwit teachers in high school the way Donnie does. But for all of that, it doesn't deserve to be listed among the best ten thousand films ever made.
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