Ha ha, I really had fun watching this movie. Showcased on the great MST3K, "Final Justice" is about a chubby pig-faced sheriff named Geronimo (pronounced "Heronimo". Go figure!!), who has a penchant for using his six-shooters to solve his problems and a love for milk. Geronimo is forced to extradite a crybaby Italian hood back to Italy, but am airline error forces our hero(?) to make an abrupt stop to the small island of Malta, where all sorts of trouble erupts for Sheriff Porky, I mean Geronimo (Hee hee!).
And that's basically the sum of the whole movie. It's just a continous chain of scenes where Geronimo gets into several 10to 15 minute chases, lies in a cell bed and gets up from it about 150 times, gets involved in the saddest bar-fight in all of Cinema history, and drinks milk by the gallons! If that's not enough, the dialogue is ludricous as well, with Geronimo and the hood throwing "You sonuva...!!! at each other in rapid succession. Plus, there's the Ellen Bennes lookalike who accompanies the hapless and frequently hungry Texas sheriff, and there's also the bad-tempered agent Wilson (Bill McKinney of "Bronco Billy") and the thickly accented Malta cop Misfu.
Oh man, "Final Justice" must be the worst excuse of an action movie ever made. Jeez, "Stop or My Mom will Shoot!" has better production values than this turd. And what's the big idea of using Joe Don Baker as the main star??! It would have been better if they used somebody like Randy Quaid or Porter Wagner as the sheriff. At least those two can act!!
And that's basically the sum of the whole movie. It's just a continous chain of scenes where Geronimo gets into several 10to 15 minute chases, lies in a cell bed and gets up from it about 150 times, gets involved in the saddest bar-fight in all of Cinema history, and drinks milk by the gallons! If that's not enough, the dialogue is ludricous as well, with Geronimo and the hood throwing "You sonuva...!!! at each other in rapid succession. Plus, there's the Ellen Bennes lookalike who accompanies the hapless and frequently hungry Texas sheriff, and there's also the bad-tempered agent Wilson (Bill McKinney of "Bronco Billy") and the thickly accented Malta cop Misfu.
Oh man, "Final Justice" must be the worst excuse of an action movie ever made. Jeez, "Stop or My Mom will Shoot!" has better production values than this turd. And what's the big idea of using Joe Don Baker as the main star??! It would have been better if they used somebody like Randy Quaid or Porter Wagner as the sheriff. At least those two can act!!
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