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3 Ninjas: Knuckle Up (1995)
Corny, knuckle-headed fun
I'm a big fan of the 3 Ninjas series, the first one being my favorite. Knuckle Up is definitely the most action packed, the focus hardly on the story and more on flashy, Jackie Chan-like fight scenes. It's pretty unbelievable, how these pre-teen kids beat the snot out of full-grown armed men. In one scene, the bad guys have shotguns and they really hate those kids, but instead of shooting them, they prefer using the guns as clubs and try to whack them, but of course their plan fails.
The ninjas execute a number of impressive martial arts moves on their hapless foes, and even some unnecessary fake-outs just for show. This movie is good for a laugh, watch it if you like slap-stick humor and kids beating up wave after wave of foolish henchmen.
Legion of Fire: Killer Ants! (1998)
Worst movie I have ever seen
This "movie" made me laugh even though it wasn't meant to be a comedy (I think). It is so awful, it shouldn't have been allowed even on the TV. The characters in the film can't act, and they get in stupid situations facing a bunch of ants. Come on, they used a shotgun to shoot at the ants, a SHOTGUN! And when a guy jumped off a barn, he said "Ahh! I broke my leg!" and he starts running off. The ants even took down a flying helicopter, a little extreme, don't you think? The only good thing this movie's for is to show film makers how NOT to make a movie, and it would also be a good comedy about making fun of other bad horror movies.