Change Your Image
soror_yzbl
Birthday: July 16
Birth Place: Chillicothe Ohio
Marital Status: Happily cohabitating in a polyamorous legally unrecognized lesbian relationship (thanks, republicans!)
Location: Long Island, NY
Hobbies: Cattiness, Video Games, old computers, gossip, and making music
Occupation: professional geekgrrrl
Fav Movies: Dune, Wild at Heart, Aliens
Fav Actresses: Nicole Kidman and Jodie Foster
Fav Actors: Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, and Johnny Depp
Ratings
Most Recently Rated
Reviews
Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983)
If you're really feeling dangerous tonight
"I'm telling ya, if you're really feeling dangerous tonight, then 'Smokey and the Bandit III' is the movie you must rent."
"I dunno, my man Burt's not in it."
"Hey, he wasn't in E.T. neither but that was a great movie."
"Hey can you go next door? I gotta make a phone call."
"Hey, 'Smokey and the Bandit III', thumbs up, am I right?"
"Best Burt-less movie ever made."
Ummm..... Okie Dokie. Underrated, yet over appreciated, retarded yet genius. Jerry Reed, possibly the most unappreciated country singer/comedic stylist since Ray Stevens. Thumbs up, am I right?
Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)
The best movie ever made
3 words. Transylvania six five-thousand. Greatest work of cinematic art ever filmed, and everyone involved should be proud. Robert Altman couldn't have done better, nor could have Ivan Reitman. Bravo Bravo Bravo.
La mansión de los Cthulhu (1992)
Ick
This is without a doubt, the worst movie I've ever seen. Back in my Lovecraft-freakish days, I would scour video stores for every Lovecraft based film I could find. Oh, I rue the day I stumbled upon this one. Horrible plot, worse acting, and just plain bad production values abound in this film. however, I gave it a two because of one moment of HPL-inspired brilliance. If you've seen the film, you know what I'm talking about; if you haven't, it's not worth sitting through the whole film just to see this one bit.
Outlaw of Gor (1988)
Best MST3K ever
Ok, the movie on it's own is pretty horrible, but when you had mike, servo and crow to the mix, it becomes the funniest movie ever made. The whole Jack Palance bit just got me going. However, if you're just watching the movie, you can surely appreciate the cheese that this movie presents. As it is commonly said, there are bad movies, and there are movies so bad they're good. This falls into the latter category. Much like Battlefield Earth.
Laserblast (1978)
Classic B-movie cheese
I remember seeing this movie when I was a little girl, on late night TV with Fritz the Night Owl. At the time, it confused me, but as I saw it again recently, I was really surprised on how inane the movie is, but in a good way. There's really no plot, other than to kill things, and you really can't sympathize with any of the characters, but the whole movie takes itself so seriously you can't help but laugh at the whole thing. As far as 70's B-movies go, this is one of the best. The one good thing I can say about the movie is it's originality. You really hadn't seen any movie like it, unless you can maybe mix Halloween with Alien, but even that would be a stretch. So bad acting, no plot, horrible effects, but with an original storyline. This is the stuff of Ed Wood. And that's why Laserblast is a classic.
Minimum Wage (1999)
Refreshing and hilarious
What a great film! Sort of like watching clerks, with actual actors instead of the filmmaker's friends. The performances are great, as is the intelligent writing. It even got my heartstrings to tug a little at the end (to one of my favorite songs, too). All in all, I highly recommend everyone to see this movie.
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Mindless Fun
As a reformed gamer and avid sci-fi/fantasy film lover, I awaited the D&D movie, expecting pretty pictures and nothing else. I got what I expected, plus a little more. I found it pretty engaging, with some great special effects, and some pretty good action scenes. Of course there were flaws, and even though I haven't played the game in about 10 years, I still noticed a few things out of place, such as the thief being able to fight as well as he did, and not doing thiefly things, such as using his backstab ability. Plus the dragons didn't talk, they seemed kind of mindless. But the good parts outweighed the bad. For example, as is required by the screenwriters guild since last year, every fantasy/sci-fi movie must have a Jar-Jar like character, but in D&D, they kill him. Which of course rocks, especially when this Jar-Jar happens to be the most popular actor in the film. I also dug the hell out of the Dwarf, he had the best lines of course.
Over all, I gave the film an 8, and perusing through reviews, I see that a lot of people claimed this to be the worst movie of the year. Obviously they didn't see Battlefield Earth. At least D&D had action, and somewhat of a plot.