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Reviews
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
I like this film!
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was the best film adaption of a Dahl book. The Witches were bad, and these two are the most famous ones. If you liked the book, you will really like this movie! Or, in reverse(but I read the book first, so, I don't know what you think).
Star Trek: The Cage (1966)
Good start
"The Cage", the long-forgotten Trek pilot is good for it's day. Of course, there is Captain Pike's TV set, you can see a woman in a miniskirt for a sec, and other 60's stuff. Otherwise, okay. "Where No Man has Gone Before is better.
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
I like this film!
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was the best film adaption of a Dahl book. The Witches were bad, and these two are the most famous ones. If you liked the book, you will really like this movie! Or, in reverse(but I read the book first, so, I don't know what you think).
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Motion Picture
Star Trek:The Motion Picture is a boring movie.There was no adventure at all to it,and Harold Livingston,Alan Dean Foster,and Gene Rodenberry wrote a bad story and script.The acting was terrible.But the funny thing is Robert Wise,the director,had won a OSCAR! Just a baddddddddddddddddddd movie.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
TPM is okay
The wait is over! After 16 years,Star Wars:Episode 1:The Phantom Menace.If you are wondering who "The Phamtam Menace" is,he is Lord Darth Sideous,who is realy....................the charming Senator Papletine! Two Jedi Ambassadors,Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn and his Jedi Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi(the same one from the old movies)are sent to the Outer Rim planet of Naboo to settle an invasion force of the Trade Federation,which Lord Siedous is secretly controling with Lord Darth Maul.Obviously,you know what happens with the Jedi,and about the illegal invasion,Lord Siedous says "I will make it legal",our first clue that they are the same.So,Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan make it to Naboo.They are two species on Naboo,the human Naboo,and the awfuly controversial anphibanic Gungans.Qui and Obi meet Jar Jar Binks,a character who is not very smart.They then run into the great Queen Amidala-and the movie starts.2 and 1 half stars,because they should have kept the scenes with Prince/Senator Bail Organa!
Star Wars: Droids (1985)
Droids
Okay,this is good,nothing great though.You can get mushed version of 4 episodes,which I saw,and it was great! This was when C3 and R2 were not in the hands of Skywalker,and were on weird adventures.There was a pirate who had his own (cheap looking) TIE fighters.A *** star movie.
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
JEDI ROCKS
Return of the Jedi is the 2 best Star Wars movie produced.This one starts out with Lord Darth Vader coming to the new Seconed Death Star.We then see Vader bother Moff Jerijod,the Commanding Officer of the Death Star,and teling him that Emperor Paplatine will be coming in a mere few days. We then go to Tatooine and see R2-D2 and C-3P0 to Jabba the Hutt's Palace going to get Han Solo.Here the movie starts.
Star Wars (1977)
Best Movie ever made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Star Wars Episode 4 A New Hope is the best movie ever made.Although only the great Sir Alec Guinnness out of all the actors was nominated an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor;and did'nt win;he came home with a Honorary Oscar in 1980.Ok so here starts my review.The movie starts with two droids,C-3P0 and R2-D2 talking about nothing.We then saw the gruesome looking Lord Darth Vader,the commander of the Imperial Star Destroyer Devistator.He boards the small Corillian Corvette,where R2 and 3PO are on and kills all of the soldiers of the Rebel Alliance,who are fighting against the Empire,what Vader belongs to. Then,we find out that the solders are really members of the Alderan Defense Force.Alderan supports the Rebellion.After this scene,we were supposed to see a farmboy called Luke Skywalker;going to Toshi Station on the planet below.Finally;the Princess Leia Organa of Alderan puts data concering the the Empire's new Death Star weapon.She wants the droids to find the General Obi-Wan(Ben)Kenobi;a Jedi Knight.Then Vader finds Leia on the ship;captures her;the droids leave the ship wind up on Tatooine the planet below;they get captured by Jawa's;who sell them to moisture farmers Owen and Beru Lars;who are Lukes guardians;and then the movie really starts.Out of **** stars this movie is rated **** stars
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
Holiday Special
This was the worst SW production ever made.Although the Computer Games,in my opinion,are bad,this is worse.It is about Chewie getting back to Kayshacck(or whatever his home planet is called) for Life Day,the Wokkie's Thanksgiving Day..Luke,Leia,Han,C-3P0,and R2-D2.Luke looks like he was in a landspeeder accident(in real life Mark Hamil,the guy who played Luke was in a motorbike accidet shortly before the Holiday Special was filmed).Then,Darth Vader appears in stock footage that was voiced-over by James Earal Jones(Voice of Darth Vader in the movies).The Imperal Guard was not very good,and a lot of 70's comedians were in this,and,we get to see a cantina on Tatooine(not Mos Eisely,its Ancorhead).There is the "famous" Boba Fett cartoon,the best part.Leia also sings at the end,the Life Day Song (my school motto sounds like it got its inspiration from this). Basicly,if I were a TV critic,I'd give it *1-2 stars! Do not see this!!!!!!!!!!!!