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5/10
Ian Fleming must be turning in his grave.
31 December 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Last night (Dec 30, 2022) we saw No Time to Die.

We were all excited to see it having seen all the other JB films since the beginning of the JB era (1962).

We were incredibly disappointed. Not only me, but all 5 of us.

First of all, there was plenty of discontinuity in the film. One scene led to some scene from some other movie, or so it seemed. There was action but in between there was plenty of blah blah. And more blah. If I wanted blah blah, I would have watched another movie not JB!

Yes, the bad guy doesn't kill a young girl who grows up and owes him? Excuse me? JB and the Stockholm syndrome, more or less. Then the bad guy appears and gets shot just like that? No spectacular killing sequence, the trademark of JB films? And, wait for it, JB dies at the end? WHAT?

If the producers wanted to finish JB they can send him to Jamaica to retire. They don't need to kill him. So why did they?

First of all Fukunaga shouldn't have directed this film. It should have been give to someone like Mendes who did a much better job in Spectre.

And finally, I am sure Ian Fleming is turning in his grave watching his beloved James Bond end like this. Pity.

No time to die is certainly neither shaken, nor stirred.
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Glass Onion (2022)
4/10
Slow going, long and tedious..........
24 December 2022
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Ok, I have been to Amanzoe hotel many times(the hotel where the film takes place), I have been to Speteses, the island where the film starts, I have been to the beach club, where the beach scenes are filmed so I had personal interest to see this film.

I was disappointed however. Yes, Daniel Craig plays the detective just like the previous film (does he really need to play an American accent?), and Dave Bautista plays the character spot on, and yes Edward Norton plays the evil genius very well (or is he Zuckerberg, Musk or anyone of the current zillionaires?), and yes Kate Hudson plays the silly billy, and yes, Leslie Odom and Kathryn Hahn and all the others fit their roles perfectly, but really, where is the pizazz?

The film takes a long time to develop, and by the time it does, either the audience has fallen asleep, or is keeping its eyes open with martini sticks.

The excitement comes from time to time, and at the end the bad guy doesn't die. What? Excuse me? Since when does the bad guy doesn't end up as a souvlaki stick? Marinated of course, in spectacular fashion.

I was expecting either the hotel to blow up, or a hydrogen bomb to turn Spetses into Spetsekini, but all we got was some crystals broken, and punishment inferred. Tch tch tch I say.

The producers could have done much better here, but maybe the Covid pandemic put a damper on their original plans.

I can't wait for the next sequel. Maybe we will see "Crypto mania: Knives out 3" coming to a theater near you sometime soon.
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8/10
Excellent film, tight direction, great acting.
23 November 2019
Absolutely excellent film : Ford vs Ferrari, with Matt Damon as car designer Carroll Shelby(Oscar exemplary role) and Christian Bale as British driver Ken Miles(perfectly cast).

Well done although I thought Caitriona Balfe as Miles's wife and related story was unnecessary and interrupted the tight screenplay.

John Bernthal was amazing as Lee Iacocca (who in real life saved Chrysler and who passed away four months before the film was completed). Tracy Letts as Henry Ford II was also great as was Remo Girone in the role of Enzo Ferrari.

It may be called Le Mans '65 in your country but the film is really all about Ford and Ferrari.

Of course special effects abound (one has to recreate the 1960's - my favorite decade) as with most modern Hollywood films (although Infernum, my latest film has no special effects and still makes the point across using excellent location shooting).

The Le Mans scenes were filmed in different places and seamlessly edited together so the viewer sees just one location.

Finally, I wonder why didn't they use Mclaren as the driver working with Shelby instead of Miles, as he ended up creating his own super car company and probably has a more interesting story to tell than Ken Miles. who knows, it may become Ford v Ferrari, the sequel.
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1/10
Worst murder mystery of 2019
17 July 2019
How is it possible that Aniston and Sadler can't make a great movie together? The only thing I liked (I travel a lot in real life) are the locations. Como is a beautiful setting (was expecting to see Amal Clooney). The story is a remake of an older Agatha Christie mystery, or even "dinner for eight" that came out years ago. The only thing that made it this successful is the two main lead names which proves that names make or break films these days. Now how do I get the hour an a half back?
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5/10
Hasn't the script lost itself?
11 May 2019
I had seen Blade runner and like most people really liked it. The idea of a metropolis full of replicants chased by a well chosen Harrison Ford for the role of a cop looking for them, in a world extremely well created by Ridley Scott was amazing. Now comes Blade runner 2049 with Ryan Gosling. First of all I had recently seen LaLa land and I after that, I thought Ryan was miscast in 2049. Don't get me wrong, he is a fine actor, but thinking of a singing Ryan followed by a killing Ryan confuses a brain. Then I thought 2049 was just too long. Coming in at a little under three hours, I wonder if there will be a shortened version coming up, without all the stuff that is not particularly needed. Then am I the only one who found the script difficult to follow? The special effects are excellent (imagine what Ridley Scott would have done if he had them back in the 80's), and the score mesmerizing. I give it a 5. I really don't think it's worth the 8/10 people give it; after all it certainly is not up there with 2001 Space odyssey or the original Blade Runner.
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Malibu High (1979)
8/10
Hooking hit girl that figures how to get A's in a land of F's
25 March 2019
Bought this dvd collection called "drive-in classics" from, I think amazon, and was impressed. Mostly sexploitation flicks from the 70's.

In it was "Malibu high," and what an interesting flick this is. Most reviewers have written what's needs to be said and I agree with most. The music is 70's, the lighting, the sets, the ambience; I was expecting ron Jeremy to appear any minute.

Well worth watching as are the other seven titles on the two double sided dvd's.
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The Onion (2007– )
9/10
Very funny parody of the news
4 March 2010
Warning: Spoilers
This is a great series of short video news that I first watched as a podcast. I came across it by chance when I was looking for news. What a discovery!

There are many episodes and a website (http://theonion.com) that has been in existence since the 70s. Yeah right!

The episode about Obama lip syncing had me falling over in laughter while the episode of sluts causing a major environmental disaster was a killer. Other episodes include how to put the spark back into your relationship with a cat, the end of the newspaper industry and what will you put on your garage floor when painting, and the abortion procedure episode were priceless.

To top it all, the individuals with upcoming bachelor parties subject to internet attack episode and the latest car that Ford suggest to everyone for 2010, the 1993 Taurus for $680 round up a great list.

And as each episode says, "since 1896, in 811 countries, this the news show everyone depends on!" Great!
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Up in the Air (I) (2009)
8/10
A very good movie and a parallel universe to me
1 March 2010
Warning: Spoilers
After getting enough encouragement from facebook friends to go see this movie, I finally made it and was pleased to have done so.

This movie is close to my heart and life. I fly often. Not 350,000 miles as Ryan (played so convincingly by George Clooney), but about 200,000 miles per year. In 2009 I flew 159 times. I was on the road for almost 300 days. I do consider airports my places, have learned how to go through security (and yes I do follow people that have very little hand luggage), have learned how to get miles from everything (although I would never sit down and exchange loyalty cards with anyone because, what's the point) and how to live, an at times, pretty lonely existence.

The fact the Ryan meets a lovely woman with similar life at an airport is interesting, although many women I meet flying certainly do not have kids and if they did, would not fly as much as she does. It is a life choice.

George plays the role very well, although you would think that after getting #7, he would give up his airline seat, instead visiting airports where he can go see his "Ryan" labeled airplane. The film of course finishes in a way that there will be Up In the Air 2 coming soon in a theater near you. Maybe this is the plan.

I don't give this film a 10 because: Would a company really sent a 25 year old to fire people? Would people that have worked at a company all their lives really accept to lose their jobs by such a young person? And is it morally acceptable to use video conferencing to do such a life changing event? Or we just accept this movie as, well a movie.

And finally is there a need for so much endorsements in this movie? Do we need to push Hilton, American Airlines, Hertz and every other company mentioned. Or future movies will become infomercials. Or maybe this movie could not be made without names, any names.

Yes, this is a good movie and recommended to anyone who lives Up in the Air. Just like me.
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Bush Tucker Man (1987–1996)
10/10
Excellent series about Australia's outback
14 March 2007
This is a great series. It started when ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corp) discovered that there was a fellow called Les Hiddins going around the north collecting bush tucker information for the Department of Defense. They sent a production crew with helicopter to follow him around, which became the basis of this series.

Les (who was ill a few years ago but has since recovered), became a natural in front of the camera and recounts his adventures, nature and bush tucker found in Australia's outback. He is one of the most respected 'whites' by the aboriginal Australians that inhabit the places he visits.

There were two series. The first one, eight episodes from 1987 and a second one with another eight episodes following soon after. An additional series called "Stories of Survival" was completed in 1995 where Les talks about eight of the best known explorers of early Australia.

I have taped all episodes of the series when they were shown on the Discovery Channel (Europe) as well as the "Stories of Survival." The ABC shop sells books, interactive CD-ROM based software and DVDs of these series so you can find the DVD for home viewing.

Les lives in Townsville, Queensland, Australia.

All in all a great series, and a great inventive to explore nature wherever you are.
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Easy to watch, kind-of-remake with "6 days 7 nights" touches
13 January 2003
This is a light, easy-to-watch film about a lady on her way to her wedding being forced to hire a cab from Seattle to LA. I watched it one morning, as I was just waking up, eating my breakfast. Excellent way to wake up......

We know something will happen between them; we know she is difficult to please; we know she will change before the journey and the film ends.

Along the way, we notice many things:

  • Cameo by un-credited Karl Malden as Corporate Vice President


  • "The cell-phone can find us" scene from 6 days 7 nights, repeated in a highway setting.


  • The highway breakdown scene from Steve Martin's "Planes, Trains, Automobiles" remade.


  • Challen Kates, although she has not done many movies so far, is a very energetic player as well as being very cute (we can't say anything else about her real character, can we?). Why doesn't she do more films?


  • One would think that to get money, all she needs to do is drive to an ATM so why doesn't she? And do all cabbies give this MUCH credit to clients?


  • Although there is plenty of scope to further extend the two main characters, the author doesn't. That's just too bad.


All in all a nice film.....
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Interesting example of 1950s B-genre
20 February 2002
This is an interesting movie, and up to par with 1950s quick make, quick-releases SF movies (they were plenty in the shadow of the cold war).

The story involves a husband, a rich wife that sees a UFO which noone believes, great looking snappy eyed girlfriend (Playboy playmate) and a flying saucer that makes the rich wife huge taking revenge on her husband.

Special effects are only at the end of the film (they were difficult and expensive) and the acting capabilities pretty mundane. The Sheriff that shouldn't have been is a case in point.

All in all a good example of this type of movies. Many followed and preceeded it; all included some type of monster, filmed from below to indicate greatness; none of these however matches "The day the earth stood still."
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Head Office (1985)
9/10
Excellent movie for those working in large corporations
6 June 2000
As the other reviewer says, this is definitely a gem of a movie! If you work in a 15000+ employee corporation, you will see what we mean.

Danny De Vito is excellent as a manager who has been forced to jump to his early fall from an office window; Don Novello as the car driver with a taste for Julio Iglessias; Judge Rheinhold playing Jack Issel is great as the son of a congressman; Rick Moranis as a PR head is also great especially with the delivery of the line "I love this business" as he is checking his blood pressure; as is Jane Seymour, offering the line, after making love to a colleague: 'I wouldn't be much if a screwed my way to the bottom."

Great movie all round. I specially liked the line "we make everything from toilet paper to nuclear power plants."

You will certainly enjoy this one!
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The Key to Rebecca (1985 TV Movie)
Excellent Suspense Thriller
2 May 2000
This is pretty good movie if you are willing to accept: the fact that David Soul is German and a Nazi; A lesbian scene in which a heterosexual woman accepts a lesbian with a simple "don't worry" comment after which she gets in the scene; Robertson has an English (Queen's English) speaking son; No-one seems to find anyone, even though they are in-front of them. People die for no reason.

Even with all of that, it is suspensful, sexy, and rather exciting.

Well worth spending a few hours watching on video or on TV (however, only on encrypted channels....)
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Frequency (2000)
A great time warp movie about father-son contact, 30 years apart
26 April 2000
This is an interesting movie to say the least. It is about a 34 year old son who meets his father via ham (amateur) radio equipment, during days with plenty of Aurora Borealis about (this is the technical item that makes this chat possible).

By saving his dad's life (who was supposed to have died in a fire) the son changes events in the past and has to get his father to alter the outcomes of various events as new events appear. This is an excellent premise, but not easy to portray on the silver screen, as many have tried (and mostly failed) in the past.

Nevertheless I found this film interesting, exciting and full of suspense. Well worth seeing!!
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Life Stinks (1991)
Good, easy to watch comedy from Brooks
17 January 2000
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This is a good film by Mel Brooks. On the easy-to-watch side, it is the story of two very rich men who bet the ownership of a homeless area of LA on whether one of them (Brooks) can stay alive homeless, paperless and pennyless in the slums of LA. The dance number with Brooks and Warren is good as is the scene in Brooks house "my Rodin....my van Gogh...." This is a nice movie, portraying the dirty and awfull side of homelessness in a perhaps un-true manner (for younger audiences). Also shows how bad lawyers are and how easily money changes people.
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Octopussy (1983)
7/10
Well done James Bond film with sights and sounds and, hmm, women
17 January 2000
This is a nice, easy to watch JB film, following Roger Moore in India trying to stop some jewel thieves turned traitors helping the old USSR blow up an atomic bomb in an American base in Germany. India is an interesting location as are the myriads of women (mostly extras) who are in the cast (casting would have been interesting in this movie!). The plot is a little thin (small General in the USSR against everyone else) but the action great. The alligator sub, the elephant hunt and the chase give this film what JB fans want: action. The name octopussy and the way it is used (and pronounced) in the film is also a little too much for everyone's taste in the world we live in.

Overall enjoyable!
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Scientist with a new screw-top brain technique wants to replace wife's brain
17 January 2000
This is a nice film, certainly not one of Martin's best, but watchable (if you dont mind seeing brains, and lots of them!).

Concerns a scientist who invents a new way to operate on brains, meeting an Austrian scientist who invents a way to transplant them. After marrying Turner, Martin finds that she is a pain in the neck as far as marital relations are concerned, and his frustration drives him to near madness when he meets a brain (its voice spoken by Syssy Spacek) and wants to replace his wife's brain with it.

Many funny situation all over the film such as the ram scene with the police, the finger licking action and the elevator killer (he got $10K for this cameo role).
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3/10
Low budget, one set film on the Nuclear Madness of the 50s
17 January 2000
This is a very low budget film, set in one location in a valley shielded by the effects of radiation. The cast, an older man and daughter, a handsome visitor, a couple (a tough buy and gal), a drifter, a donkey and a radiation affected man, interact during the after effects of a nuclear blast. Added to this is an entity watching the women take a bath.

They all have guns, some of them get shot, some of them are told to have children, others are murdered and others just drift away and, well this is the movie. Harvey Cormann's first film, it shows a certain simplicity in movie making. To avoid expensive sets, actors go through curtains to enter and exit the house (ie the studio). The location shots filmed in the hills near Hollywood are the backdrop.

I would not say this is worth going out of your way to see, but interesting to see how movies with human subjects were made in the 50s.
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Dave (1993)
Great Movie with real-life characters, excellent movie score
14 January 2000
This is a neat film of a look alike replacing the president of the US. Along the way, his wife, played by Sigourney Weaver, realizes this new guy is too nice to be her husband and of course, isn't. The score is excellent, and has been used by Advertising campaigns (at least in the UK and Germany). Many real life characters abound such as Jay Leno, Oliver Stone, Larry King, US Senators and many others along the lines of their real lives and policies. A very nice movie with good acting.

Very Englishman Ben Kingsley incredibly miscast as American Vice President (remember he was the one who played Gandhi), Frank Langella excellent as the Nemesis and Ving Rhames as secret agent protecting the president. Even John Holliman, CNN's correspondent who died in a traffic accident in 1998, appears as a real correspondent.
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Excellent film with great music, this MAINLY a musical
13 January 2000
A wonderful film, not so much for the story (rehash of the 1980 version) but for the music. All the major music names are there and the final song is a must-see. Includes Blues Brothers, BB King, Eric Clapton, Isaac Hayes, Lou Rawls, Cab Calloway, Aretha Franklin, James Brown and many, many, other great names in R&B. I liked the Love Connection (illustrates what can be hidden behind a soothing voice!), Mousette's Funky tunes, and Louisiana's French touch. Bonifant's is fine as a stray kid (pity he can't play the harmonica as well as shown) and Goodman makes easily up for Belushi's absence(John, rest in peace). Nia Peeples, although miscast as a cop, is a cute addition and her final dance number (who wouldn't dance to this tune?) is neat.

I am sure Dan and John made this film more as a way to put the music out, than as a film. It is a sort of a music dedication to the major R&B players for the masses who may not go actively to R&B performances. The previous version had rough language, while this one is fine with kids, who like the chase scenes.
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