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Vikings: King of Kings (2020)
El Cid
This invented history is more like watching the film El Cid with Charlton Heston.
Vikings: The Best Laid Plans (2020)
Rubbish
Work of fiction. I kept expecting the Dragons to appear.
Yeti: Curse of the Snow Demon (2008)
Hopping Yeti
First film to be made about the rare hopping yeti.
Tenet (2020)
Childish.
Ok for young children who like an easy to follow story. As an adult I found it to simplistic.
Monster Hunters (2020)
Bob.
As you will soon become bored count the number of times the name Bob is spoken.
Hell's Caretaker (2013)
You will be applauding the killer.
Unpleasant people being killed by a very pleasant killer.
Motherland: Fort Salem (2020)
Men trying to create a female narrative.
Created by a man. Main writer a man. Continues the male domination of female characters.
Motherland: Fort Salem (2020)
Men trying to create a female narrative.
Created by a man. Main writer a man. Continues the male domination of female characters.
House of Purgatory (2016)
Very old teenagers.
Are all American teenagers so old looking?
I can't think of anything good to write about this drivel.
Young Wallander (2020)
Cultural appropriation.
If you want an example of cultural appropriation this is it. Done purely for the money. Absolutely disgusting.
2012: Doomsday (2008)
Brain dead Christian film for braindead Christians.
Not content with drowning humanity and zillions of animals in the flood the big G decides to have another go by inflicting this film upon us. Something to do with black holes and bad weather. Read the reviewa which are a lot better than the script.
See (2019)
No blind actors.
If you are creating a TV series about blind people you should consider using blind actors. This is as bad as having white actors pretending to be black.
Kingdom (2019)
Bloody Hell
Zombies and people with silly hats. A perfect combination. The walking dead is boring watch this instead
Daybreak (2019)
Garbage
This is bad really bad. Even by Netflix standards this is really really bad.
The Doll (2016)
Indonesian not Chinese
Some reviewers think this is Chinese it is not it is Indonesian. Excellent film far superior to what is coming out of the USA at the moment.
Midsommar (2019)
Not Sweden
Why pretend that they're in Sweden. This is Hungary nowhere near Sweden.
Crawl (2019)
An Oscar for the dog
The dog should get an Oscar.Excellent acting by the dog possibly the best actor in the film
Criminal: Spain: Carmelo (2019)
Awful
Awful in any language. Drivel in any language. Avoid
Happy Death Day (2017)
Should have cast a younger actor.
I enjoyed it even thoughThe lead actor was 30 when this was made and is far too old for the role.
Wu Assassins (2019)
Awful background music
Stopped watching because of awful music. Awful, awful, awful.
Cloak & Dagger (2018)
Awful
Awful acting. Awful plot. Awful soundtrack. Awful awful awful.