Reviews

No, seriously. It makes no sense. It's just a bunch of random nothing thrown together in as senseless as way possible. Pick up stock footage, assemble it at random, and release it as a feature film, and you'll have something easily better than this.

So bad, it's not even funny. The only thing funny is that I watched it, and you can laugh at that.

Classic John Woo filming tried to make things interesting, but a total lack of action makes for a pretty disappointing film. The plot was shallow, but who really cares? We wanted high-powered action and got very little. An episode of Friends has more intensity than this movie.

Save yourself the trouble -- go see Gladiator and then sneak into MI2 for the last 20 minutes - it's the only part worth seeing.