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Cruel Intentions (1999)
the worst of the worst for all the wrong reasons
I saw this on video with a friend who had purchased the used copy from an ugly, awful chain video store.
Cruel Intentions represents the worst, nastiest, greediest sludge of Hollywood.
First it exploits young actors and viewers by titillating with trite but explicit sexuality. Ryan Phillippe is one of the least charismatic actors I have ever seen, and Ms. Gellar baffles me with her popularity. She is a homely, scrawny, faux-thespian doing Cruella DeVille on emil nitrate, but is supposed to be this sex kitten.
the plot twists in this film are so forced and contrived that they made me very sad and tired, without really being sleepy.
Lastly, the film smugly calls itself a contemporary interpretation of a literary classic to boost its resume. All it is is an R rated version of Saved By the Bell meets Dallas.
Bottom of the pond scum. I recommend Belle Du Jour
Weld (1990)
this was an awesome tour
totally awesome
this concert rocks
neil young rules
dude, i love it!!