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The Meg (2018)
Cringeworthy (don't be fooled by a high rating)
25 September 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I've been wanting to watch this for a while and the movie turned out to be completely laughable. Except for a couple of action scenes, the rest is surprisingly dull, awkward dialogue is embarrassing and there is nothing original or credible about the storyline at all. I usually enjoy Jason Statham flicks, but this is clearly his worst.

The scene at the beach is just a cherry on the top of the cringeworthy cake. Because little kids always swim with floats at the 50 meters deep areas of the ocean. Seriously?! Not mentioning that all the extras at the beach had the same inflatables. Huge budget but everything looked so cheap.

Don't pay to watch this, this isn't worth your money.
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Spanish Movie (2009)
As bad as it gets...
3 April 2010
I've watched this pure junk a few hours ago, first desperately looking forward into something to laugh at but after the first 10 minutes I couldn't wait for it to end. It was an absolute torture, there were about 2 or 3 funny lines during the movie, do not waste your time or money (god forbid) on this.

Do not get me wrong, I love well produced and fun spoofs, but this is absolutely out of Scary Movies or Not Another Teen Movie's league. It is just another addition to the obvious failures like Meet the Spartans, Date and Disaster Movies. Giving it 2 instead of 1 for an effort.
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