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Blonde (2022)
6/10
Ana de armas is going places.
29 September 2022
The first audtion of Norma Jean for the part of Nell...Ana broke my hart. It tore me to pieces. Ana did this a few times. The accent, yeah, yeah, i don't care. This Girl just carries the entire 2.42 h film. Just like we watch the marylin movies for marylin so did i watch this one for Ana. And not just her. Without the superb cast this movie would have been nothing but a series off meaningless artsy picture. There is not much dialogue or script what results in a Dreary feeling. The first 25 minutes are intense. After that it becomes slow and dreary. I just kept watching for the outstanding cast.
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7/10
Good movie but not as good as u might think
16 September 2022
Congratulations to the writer, director and Kirby .for the 20-25 first minutes if this movie. Truly outstanding work. No doubt, cinema perfection.

Unfortunatley this can not be said for the following minutes. The only caracter that got my empathy for the rest off the movie was the accused midwife.

My own sister became handicapped at the hands of a doctor, in a hospital, that stubbornly refused to do a c section with a breeched baby.

I know Medical incompetence when i see it. And this was not an incompetent midwife. Being put on trial for doing everything humanly possiblemust have been devastating. I was more jnterested in her story then that off the cold, manipulative and cruel main caracters.

But again the first 25 minutes are powerfull, perfect, brilliant and will no doubt become a must see .
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Gimme Shelter (2013)
6/10
Not bad, could have been better
15 September 2022
Apple runs away from her drug addicted, abusive mother in search for her biological father. She finds him as a rich wall street broker with a perfect family. He accepts her but when it turns out she's pregnant and wants to keep the baby her stephmother kicks her out.

This is basically and add in favor off decent housing for abused teenage mothers. It is a cry for help to advance the shamefully lacking social system off the USA. I am in favor off that.

What i am not in favor off is rushed story telling, cliché, one dimensional characters, grotesque yellow teeth,...

The actors did their very best with a bad script . And that is the reason why i passend it. And off course because off the message. But on the whole, as a movie, this picture fails.
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7/10
Entertaining
12 September 2022
Warning: Spoilers
An army troop (led by mila jovovich) gets caught in a storm and ends up in an alternate uinverse where monsters finish off the team. Leaving only Mila and a stranger to learn to trust each other and fend for themselves. Pretty basic story.

I despise action movies and detest monster movies. Yet i enjoyed this one. Maybe because the writers have hope for humanity, maybe because Mila can actually act, maybe because there is room for story telling and caracter development in between action sequencies. Or is it because of the good graphics and special effects. It could even be the good directing.

Yes this is a brainless, typical american action movie. But somehow also not.

The alien does not end up speaking English, Mila does not save the aliens and their world. They save hers. The first reaction between two strangers is not too kill each other. And the humor in this movie is actually funny, not schwarzenegger funny. Actually funny.

I liked . It's a solid, well acted, wel made and somehow original entertaining action movie. I recomend it. Enjoy.
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Reign Over Me (2007)
6/10
Adam Sandler ruins an otherwise decent movie.
10 September 2022
Charlie (Adam sandler) lost his wife and three daughters in 9/11. That sends him into some kind of a degression to a teenage like state where he allienates everyone who wants to be there for him, plays video games an records and eats Chinesz food.. Untill he meets and old college friend. From that point on he seem to improve very slowly. His friend is payed by don cheables. Don is great. Hé carries the movie. The story is moving and off course very emotional. The score is excellent. But domething doen't fit. I am not sturen if the writer messed up or Adam Sandler , Who plays Chatlie, or both. But i hated Charlie. I hated the lead. Witch basically ruins an otherwise decent movie. Spoiler alert. The plot comes down to the people around Charlie having to choose between finding it in their harts to accepthim how and where he is or hospitalizing him for a year. I was rooting for his hospitalisation. No good. But i really couldn't helpbit. Charlie is just so selfish, arrogant and self centered that i found it impossible to like him. I just saw a narcisist. I usually like Adam Sandler but he chew off more the he could bite here. This would have been an 8 if only they had had a different lead.
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7/10
Nice, charming, hart warming, decent movie
7 September 2022
A young man with down syndrom runs away from the retirement home where he is staying. To become a professional wrestler. And that makes for a funny, very enjoyable and hart warming road movie. The characters of Zak and Tyler are well written and have a lot of depth. They are both good actors too. Beautifull images off the deep south, loved the accents, very human portrayal off the complexity off life.

The only reason that i didn't give 8 is that the romance annoyed me. I found it far fetched, implausible and abundant.

The bromance would have sufied for me. But non the less a beautifull, understated, feel good, perfect way to spend some time. I enjoyed it and i think u will too.
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6/10
Too much
6 August 2022
The story is good, signiora Gucci plays well. So does Mauritio gucci. The score has some great moments. The story is interesting. The settings are beautifull. All the ingrediënts for a great movie are there. Yet it never really takes of. There is very heavy feel to this one. The caracters excentricities do not make them loveable or even entertaining. Their accents are over the top and annoying. The score could have been brilliant but ends up dramatic, intrusive and old. And i ended up not feeling anything for any of the caracters. Well, a little for Maurizio , hè seems to have been the only sane one in the bunch. Unfortunate to see a movie not rise up to his potential. I do not regret watching but it will be the first and only time.
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7/10
Never saw such a good bad movie
18 June 2022
Shutter Island, the shining, the ring, a cure for wellness. It belongs in this row. It deserves a place in this row. Good acting, interesting ideas and beautifull, scrumptious, finger licking, amazing, Dreamy, creepy, lovely, fantastic photography.

This movie is a feast for the eye. Beautifull, beautifull, beautifull. Watch it. Do.

Regretfully i also have to say . The plot sucks, big time. It has more than a pair of holes in it and it makes little to no sense.

This is were a cure for welness fails to distinguish itself from other good horrors. With a good plot it would have been a 9 star movie. A missed chance to deliver a truly distinguishing movie.
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8/10
Good movie
14 December 2021
First off all : I do not think anybody on this movie did anything unforgivable.

Second:the movie is unpredictable Third:good movie

It is a beautifull story about taking responsability for your actions and forgiveness.

Just watch.
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7/10
Unpredictable
13 December 2021
When I see Jane Campion I expect beautifull scenery, psychological development and a slow pace. I do. And in, for example, the piano, that works. Here... It doesn't. The movie is too slow and the scenery is nice but not breathtaking just like the characters are OK but not captivating.

Why a 7? Some directors are simply incapable off making bad movies, Jane is one off them.

No, this one will not be remembered but the acting is good, the tension feels real and compelling, the story is interesting , the photography is good and, not to brag, but I am a seasoned movie buff. With most movies I can predict the end after 20 minutes, with bad movies after 3. This movie kept me guessing for 1hour and 45 minutes. I couldn't decide if they were going to kill or make love tl each other, or both, until the end. And just that is a reason to watch.
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Marco Polo (2014–2016)
9/10
Beautifull
6 December 2021
Interesting story, beautifull cinéma and good acting make this one off the better Netflix products. It is definitely worth watching and I am very sorry that there was not a third season.

It is not historically correct, probably because it is not a documentary, but it captures the period and cultures none the less.

While the sex scenes seduced me in the beginning they started to annoy me as time went on. They were so obviously scripted to attract the big audience that they started to feel as commercials interrupting the story line.

The score was repetitive and sometimes annoying. And that is all I can say badly about this attractive, entertaining, well told,good plotted, great acted and professionally produced series that I watched 3 times in full now. I keep hoping somehow a third season will suddenly show up.
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7/10
U really should watch this movie
20 November 2021
Why? Well, let's see... 1- outstanding, Oscar worthy, acting from pretty much every actor involved. Truly amazing cast.

2-kick ass, mouth watering soundtrack 3-sweet, sweet, sweet eye candy, visually extremely attractive 4-funny 5-truly amazing cast, can not stress this enough. Really worth repeating. Actors off the highest quality.

6-entertaining

Then why only 7?

1-wildly unrealistic story. Imagine a stew of the good, the bad and the ugly, Tim burton's Alice in wonderland and true romance.

2-too entertaining, too pretty, too sweet. Ever eaten a half a kg of gummy bears? Tastes great.. Until it doesn't.

But even so, you should still watch this movie because if you take out 25 minutes and 20 % bling you are watching one of the best movies in the past ten years.
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Malevolent (III) (2018)
4/10
It is not too bad
17 October 2021
If I could give a 4. 5 stars I would. It fails, but barely.

What I like about this pic, and why I wish I could give it a 5.5 is that it is straight forward plot that actually makes sense and the first 30 minutes starts creating a nice horror vibe. On top off that the acting is fine.

So why a fail? The promossing start is not followed trough upon and, while the plot is rather good, a few decent scares in between would have made the unraveling much less of a bore. A little more horror magic, little more experienced drivers at the wheel and this could have gone too a 7.
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Better Watch Out (II) (2016)
6/10
Creepy
17 October 2021
I gave this a 6 because I couldn't watch it to the end. And if an experienced horror watcher as me can not finish... You better believe the chill factor is high. The interaction between Ashley and Luke made me want to vommit, kill, feel embarresed for Luke and Ashley and made me feel cold inside.

So why did I not give a 7? Because I did not feel like I was watching a horror movie. The movie was creepy, not scary. It has the feel of watching creep, with 10 layers of Hollywood polish on top, people who loved that one will also like this one. Creep was another one I putt of 15 min before the en btw.

Personally I prefer vampires, werewolfs, haunted dolls and mansions. The reason these movies creep me out is cause they resemble reality too much.
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Ares (2020)
5/10
Passes, bearley
16 September 2021
Warning: Spoilers
OK first thing first, u want to make a Dutch series. Go for it. Want to make an American? U have my blessing. But (accept for the lead and a handfull of other actors) the mix of the bad Dutch and the English with a heavy European accent drove me nuts.

The story does, however, makes sense. It is far too politically project and the moral of the story is layed on far too thick. History is a little more complex. But it does make sens. People who do not recognize the heavy symbolism are ignorant.

A white old lady telling her baby killing son that he is too sensitive makes for an original villain. The overly ambitioys daughter of a psychotic mam, coverd in black tare, makes for an original hero. The acting is not too bad, some actors actually reach the edge of good. The filmography sucked, with all those costumes and beautifull houses they could have done better. Making half the movie in the dark does not add to suspense, it makes it difficult to see something. So yeah, is it really bad, nah but it's not good enough. It's like a bunch of film students made their bachelor project and the jury passed them because they tried really really hard.
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Cold Mountain (2003)
9/10
Just a nice film
9 September 2021
And I do not mean to be belittling with the title. Is this a historically correct, Oscar winning masterpiece that filmsyidents will be studying in a 100 year...no. But that is the worst that Can be said about it. Nicole Kidman and Renee zelwegger make a delightful couple of misfits off the opposite end. They bring humor in what would otherwise be a tearjecking tragedy. The romance is believable if you consider the lack of choice and the hard times. It is a realistic portrait of war. There is a moral about how harsh conditions bring out the best and worst in people. It is not a happy end and yet it is. The photography is beautiful yet gruesome. So why do I call this ' just a nice movie'? Because it doesn't go to extremes. The acting is good but not perfect, the story works and has a good tempo but is not mind blowing. The photography is beautifull but not sophisticated. There is a moral but it doesn't break down any doors. It is a well balanced, easy going, beautifully directed movie that has you engaged but not on the edge of your seat. It doesn't always have to be a masterpiece or a cult classic. Sometimes good is good enough. I enjoyed it the first time and still re-watch it every two years or so.
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Hostel: Part III (2011 Video)
10/10
Hard to get trough
9 September 2021
Not because it's so scary but because it is just disgusting and boring at the same time. No horror, just torture, I imagine this is what a snuff movie looks like. I gave it three stars because technically speaking there are worse movies and because that rubber suit is really cool. The end.
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8/10
Gripping
24 August 2021
After the first half hour it was over. Suddenly I did not care about my house, stomach, husband, work or studies anymore... Nope, I just cared about binge watching the rest of 'the young pope' with the least amount of interruption possible.

Great acting, beautifull cinematography, captivating story, one of the best scores in years,...

Halfway season 1 I did start to lose interest a little, it's all so over the top, so rich, so beautifull that, when the pace slows down a bit you're allready bored.

So the worst I can say is that when this amazing show turns in to a good one for an episode you notice...

Off course If you have no interest in religion, politics or struggles of faith then this is not for u. Otherwise, just watch. U will not regret it.
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7/10
Wel made and entertaining action movie
18 August 2021
When a PR officer get's called on to actually fight like the soldier he's supposed to be. He discovers that only he has the power to stop the war. Good performances by both tom cruise and Emily blunt. Bill Paxton makes one off the best drill sergeants I have ever seen and Brendan Gleeson says more with one side way glance then cruis with a 10 minute monologue. First half of the movie actually manages to be funny and clever. Second half all bom's explode, all the time. Normally I have a great dislike for action movies. But even I have to admit. This was a good movie and I enjoyed it.
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The Turning (2020)
4/10
Promising beginning spirals down the toilet
17 August 2021
Well... The movie begins very promising, good acting, nicely build up horror vibes, un expected scares...i was excited. Only to end up with the most disappointing last 45 minutes I ever endured in my long history as a movie and horror fanatic. The 4 stars are one for each of the actors who are the only ones to do their job in this movie.
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9/10
Enchanting
30 April 2021
What to add? Great acting, not forgetting Cuba Gooding Jr. In a supporting role. Great soundtrack. Great dialogues. And all those people who find this movie unrealistic? Who expects realism from a fictious story brought to life in Hollywood? All these people saying it's not politically correct? If they watch a politically correct movie they will say it's to cheesy and soft. Do not listen to them, this movie is funny, charming and well acted. Must see.
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8/10
Uplifting
29 April 2021
I was expecting something like hidden figures or the help. But it wasn't. Maybe because the story isn't told but showed. I disagree with previous reviews who say that the class struggle of Ellis or his struggle with the clan's hypocrisy is ignored. It isn't talked about but the outstanding performance of Rockwell doesn't need talk, with one look he says more than with a Shakespeare monologue. The setting created by Bissel speaks for itself too. Beautifull story that left me in tears of joy.
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7/10
Sad, so sad
23 April 2021
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As I have always been fascinated by possession and excorcism I couldn't resist watching this documentary. Even though I was warned by other reviews. Let's start with the story. Janet is a young women from a close knit Maori family in New zealand. She is known as a happy go lucky spirit who's biggest problem in life is asthma. Things change after her partner, and father of her two young children, cheats on her and her grandmother dies. On a family party in a hotel she shows signs of depression, staring in front of her without emotion and desinterested in the party she worries her family. In the hotel the family steals a statue of a lion, one of a set off 2 ,that holds symbolic and spiritual meaning for them. They take it home with them to the house of one of Janet's aunties. Janet still seems withdrawn, stressed and worried. The family decides to call a family meeting to discuss the atypical behavior of Janet and decide to call on a Maori priest. He says that they shouldn't have stolen the lion and that Janet will heal when they reunite the lion with his twin. He says Janet is cursed/possesed by the lion for separating them. On the trip to reunite the lions Janet suddenly becomes angry at her surviving grandmother and shows very aggressive behavior, threatening to kill her grandmother. After the lions reunion she seems calmer and the priest leaves the family. Although Janet seems calm, tired and worn out, but calm and coherent the family is not satisfied. They don't seem to be able to rest until Janet is a shining example of total bliss. The movie describes this restlessness as love. I have my doubts. Seems to me that if they had let her be sad, angry and withdrawn accompanied by some extra attention, good food, sleep, a daily walk and regular counseling for a few months, what followed could have been avoided. Trust me, you will wish they had just accepted the situation instead of trying to 'cure' her. It is hard even to try and describe what comes next. The extended family gathers at the house, they put her to bed and start chanting 'go in peace and love' trying to excersise a demon from a girl that was totally calm just 5 minutes ago. Can you imagine being depressed after a bad break in your love life and the death of a lost one? And your family surrounding you with twenty committed to exercise your demon by rithmic chanting and stomping of feet? Just that noise would be enough to push your nerves to the edge. Not surprisingly her symptoms start to become worse. She becomes more agitated, talking to herself and starts showing signs off psychosis, muttering within herself about things that seems nonsensical. This encourages the delusion of the family who dubbele their efforts to excorcise her. They start giving her copious amounts of water and putting her in cold showers because 'the demon does not like hot water.' In one off those showers Janet throws up. Her family says she threw up the demon, they mop op the spit and declare, the only, bathroom a no go zone. At this stage everyone has been without sleep for 2 days. They have hardly eaten. Some of them haven't seen their children. So they decide to go get the kids. Increasing the population off the small house in thirty degree weather. Turning the house into an oven where no one is allowed to use the bathroom. Doing there business in diapers and towels. Janet isn't well. So they keep trying to excorcise the demon. The third/fourth day mass histeria seems to take a deadly hold of the family. They start seeing demons everywhere, in their other children too. They keep force feeding Janet liters and liters of water. When she doesn't swallow it anymore they just start throwing cups and plates full of water over her and her bed. Another girl is deemed possessed too and they start doing the same to her. After 5 days of this insanity we have 2 young woman being forced to the floor by their family, held down with the strength of 5 to 10 people, begging their family to stop drawning them. They do not listen. Instead of turning off the ever running water they drill a hole in the floor to relieve the flood that is all over the house. And they keep chanting, throwing water, force feeding water, yelling at the girls, sorry, the demon and pinning them down. When Janet actually draws on dry land after undergoing extreme water boarding for a week she swallows her own tongue causing her jaw to shut down. The family breaks her jaw open to give her more water and she dies. You would thing the tragic,pointless death off their loved one by their own hands would break this psychotic frenzy. But no, they keep going with the other girl. Finally, after almost a week, a spiritual advisor comes knocking, seeing the state of the family he declares the evil has gone and orders the second girl to the hospital. Hereby ending this tragic series of events. 5 off the family members where found guilty ofher death and received communist service punishments.

The documentary was well made, they capture a devasted community that fell victim to some kind of mass hysteria in a great serrenity. A serrenity uncommon for true crime drama. You can feel the the struggle of the two main victims piercing heart and soul. Interviews with bystanders capture your own understanding, grieve and doubts while seeing this happen to otherwise normal people. They only force judt one tear jecking moment. The message would have been clear whitout it but as a whole they showed restrained and respect for the people involved. They did not resort to a gritty, grindhouse horror look for which I thank them.

Because this is not a horror film. It is a portrait off the human condition.

Personally I am left with an overwhelming feeling off pointlessness. And although I have no doubt that nobody started this thing with the intention of hurting Janet I cannot (yet?) forgive them. It seems to me that if certain members of the family had checked their ego and had simply accepted that their perfect, warm family could be affected by something as unsettling as depression, Janet would still be alive and able to be a mother to her children.

Rest in peace dear girl.
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1/10
Quit after 20 minutes
7 April 2019
I was desperatley bored today, bingewatched 1 serie and 3 movies. This one i turned off after 20 minutes. I could predict all the bad reviews written here. One cliché after another, i guess it will appeal to teenagers but for adults who love tv shows this is just bring and predictable.
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