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Bread Crumbs (2011)
Worst film I have ever seen!
Totally unbelievable cast, adult film crew? Nobody is gonna watch that. Pointless story that just kind wanders off leaving you staring at the TV. If you like escalating stupidity then you might actually like this film but after a while it is just too unbelievably stupid.
This should have been a 10 minute film:
1.) Drive to cabin, just getting away for the weekend. Don't add any porn fluff. There is no porn and most of the actors are too old, too incompetent, or too unattractive to be in porn.
2.) Someone gets hurt. Was it an accident? Don't know, don't care.
3.) There are two creepy kids hanging around the house and no other house in sight. They don't seem to capable of hurting anyone not in a coma already. The boy seems to have blood on his face, keeps coming back, and saying creepy stuff.
4.) Detain boy, tie up boy, through in back of van with a guard in the back seat watching him. Load injured person in van. Change tire. Go to hospital but on the way, if you get a signal, call police.
5.) Done.
The Hive (2008)
This or watching paint dry...
The acting seemed okay as in I could believe they believed what they where saying. Often though what they said demonstrated a complete lack of basic science or what they had just said a few lines ago. Some kind of science adviser, even a kindergarten one, would have done wonders for the movie. Energy weapon versus chemical weapon, Endoskeleton versus exoskeleton, what a biological computer might look like and what it definitely would not look like. Keep in mind most of these guys are supposed to be highly educated. The Professor's role seemed contrary at every turn. He taught these people but can't seemed to address a simply first aide problem...? Really?
I don't really understand what they were trying to do with the end though I would love to meet the writer just to find out how things could have gone so wrong. I think they were just going for "let's see how much we can cram in this!"
The suits and guns were kinda cool.
This goes in the category of if I could watch it again for the first time I probably would but would never watch it after that.
Raging Angels (1995)
The good news is that acting was not terrible...
Everything else about this flick was awful! The good guys are incompetent and horrific drivers for no reason I can fathom. The main character starts escalating every bad situation in the worst way. The police should have locked him up because he is a danger to himself and others.The bad guys are blatant and transparent. Three sentences out of Colin and I knew he was either the Anti-Christ or a demon. Pictures of demons in his house, dancing on a stage with a pentagram, every 5 seconds some demonic or angelic force screaming at Chris that they are real and he still does not get it till the very end. Thew whole point of having Lila on stage singing with her beautiful voice is so she could blend in with the chorus?
On a side note the main character is saved by 2 angel's when he is drunk driving yet has to ask for help when he is sober fighting evil? And the character bestowed with divine authority gets margin help only when she begs for it.
So... not the worst movie I have seen but it is really close.