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2 Broke Girls (2011–2017)
5/10
Started off okay then really fell apart
4 May 2024
The first couple of season of this U. S sitcom started off okay. The usual banter and frolics between the two main characters (Max Black & Caroline Channing) was pretty standard and what you'd expect in twenty two minute show. The two actors work great together as down on their luck waitress but that's about it. Unfortunately really predictable story lines and unbelievably terrible dialogue really lets them down. By the fourth and fifth seasons you'll be watching this whilst doing things around the house and by the final season you be watching it whilst out the room. It falls apart quicker than a house of feathers in a hurricane.

Jennifer Coolidge is a great supporting character but even her matieral starts to wear pretty thin by the end.

Watch the first two seasons only, avoid the rest.
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6/10
It's not a 10 but it's certainly not a 1
27 April 2024
So, this film falls victim to the terribly flawed ratings system (which I'm to blame too)

Movies nowadays when rated are either given a 1 or a 10. The middle ground seems to have disappeared. I've seen reviews absolutely slaughtering this then on the other hand reviews that praise it like it's the second coming of Christ.

So, for me it's ... just okay.

Cage is brilliant, I can easily see why he rates this as one of his best performances. His character is crazy, eccentric, wacky, sad, lonely and obviously suffering with terrible mental health issues, very much like Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) or Arthur Fleck (The Joker) but that's its. The movie really doesn't go anywhere. He spends 30 mins running around the city moaning " I'm a vampire " in a really weird accent. The supporting cast are non existent really. For me this movie is all the right ingredients but put together terribly.
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Cobweb (2023)
6/10
It was okay
22 April 2024
The tile of my review says it all really, it was okay. It started off very well, nice direction and quite creeepy at some points but the 3rd act is where this movie really fell apart.

Antony Starr is brilliant and really sinister as the father of the household but even he can't save this.

I really think it just tried to be too clever, modern horror movies try to be too twisty turner with a new surprising plot twist around ever corner when it's not necessary. Not everything has to be a simple slasher but a more simplistic formula could have save this.

On that note it certainly doesn't deserve its low scores or mega high one for that fact, it's an okay once watch but really won't get any repeat viewings.
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4/10
Good cast, very poor movie.
25 March 2024
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This movie is a perfect example of how not to use a great cast. The story moves at a one legged asthmatic tortoise pace and you'll lose interest pretty quick.

John Travolta deliveries a very uninspiring performance with perhaps one of the worse voiceovers in movie history. Morgan Freeman does the best he can with the terrible dialogue but even he can't save this one. I still can figure out what accent Brendan Fraser was going for.

It's the typical drunk guy that won't give up who knows a guy that were friends from way back and he's now a bad guy and I'm warning you stay away but don't bother going to the cops because I own them movie.

Avoid.
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8/10
Heart breaking
6 December 2021
A gut wrenching and heart breaking story. A truly brilliant depiction that shows a broken marriage and two parents struggling with love, work and parenthood. Hoffman and Streep are both magnificent but for me Justin Henry steals the show.
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Arachnophobia (1990)
7/10
Creepy
18 November 2021
Another classic from my childhood that didn't help my spider fear. This movie gets the balance just right and anyone with a fear will hate/love this. It loses its way towards the end but it still holds up.
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7/10
Brutally fun
17 November 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Halloween Kills is a great edition to the franchise. It's silly, over the top, brutal, sadistic but a very fun watch. This and the last movie may play havoc with the timeline but once you get your head round that just sit back and enjoy.

I found it great to see many old faces return to this, just a sucker for nostalgia I guess. Did you spot them all ?
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Mortal Kombat (2021)
6/10
The best Mortal Kombat movie
13 November 2021
This is by far the best version. It's not up against much but this version is very entertaining. It has more than a few nods to the MK fans, plenty of characters, plenty of blood and is just a fun watch.
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Purple Rain (1984)
10/10
Simply stunning soundtrack
13 November 2021
I'm not here to mention the very questionable acting, about 90% of the cast weren't actors so take it or leave but the rest of the movie is gorgeous. Brilliantly shot and stonking soundtrack and it's just full of wonderful 80's nostalgia.
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9/10
Wonderful
13 November 2021
An exquisite piece of film making. A wonderful cast and brilliant direction makes crime thriller fly by. Lies, murder, corruption run like a river in this movie. Definitely check it out.
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Innerspace (1987)
9/10
An absolute 80's gem
13 November 2021
A simply wonderful family 80's classic. Meg Ryan is stunning. Dennis Quaid has a brilliant Han Solo arrogance to him and Martin Short is wonderfully silly. Definitely watch it.
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4/10
Another great comic book adaptation ruined.
2 October 2021
This show should be used in film making schools in years to come - how to take brilliant source material and completely ruin it. This is a very poor show. Avoid it.
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9/10
An 80's gem
27 September 2021
Just a wonderful movie. Made when the word Nerd was an insult and not cool.

This movie pretty much has everything and definitely falls into the category of this movie would never be made today.
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5/10
It was ... just average
27 September 2021
I didn't love it but I didn't hate. A perfect example of its okay.

I thought it to long to set it up and not enough time spent on the finale.

Decide for yourself.
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5/10
What Rock Hudson said about 2001: A Space Odyssey
26 September 2021
I've absolutely no idea what went on. It's Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome meets The Wizard of Oz with other crazy stuff !!
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Blood Red Sky (2021)
5/10
Not very good
1 August 2021
Another movie where the annoying kid ruins everything. A vampire movie with over the top emotions and it just doesn't work. For every good moment in the movie there were 5 bad. Too long, too stupid with too many kids in it.
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4/10
Meh!
15 July 2021
Below average. A 90 minute movie that feels like 4 hours. Bad writing, bad direction, unlikeable characters and just a complete and utter waste of time. Avoid.
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3/10
Quick review
6 July 2021
Scream meets a slightly bloody episode of Scooby Doo, with a Guardians of the Galaxy style soundtrack as every scene in a movie now for some reason must have a new song playing.
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7/10
Quick review
4 July 2021
Hardly any dialogue, hardly any characters. Brilliant cinematography. Certainly worth a look.
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2/10
Enough. Red light. Stop
1 July 2021
Just utter garbage. To say this movie was written and made by a 12 year old is an insult to a 12 year old. This franchise needs to end now.
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5/10
Quick review
29 June 2021
Not the best movie. Spent pretty much most of it saying " stop shouting "
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Killer Joe (2011)
7/10
Quick review
18 June 2021
In a word - interesting.

It's dark, messed up, funny, ludicrous, strange all at the same time plus I'll probably never eat fried chicken again!
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2/10
This is just truly awful !
22 May 2021
What I think happened was little 6 year old Johnny was asked to watch Aliens followed by Train to Busan: Peninsula then handed a bunch of crayons and told to write his own movie.

This is awful. Zack Snyder churned out a truly big toilet bowel filler.

It's a huge rip off, some " Homages " (I'm being nice) a soundtrack worse than Suicide Squads, the longest ever opening pointless credit sequence and an hour too long.

Avoid at all cost !!
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7/10
Quick review!
22 May 2021
Just watched this recently and loved it. Rex Harrison is magnificent and this movie certainly falls into the category of " You can't say that these days " Wonderful!
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A Quiet Place (2018)
4/10
This movie made me so angry !!
22 May 2021
I'm sure I'm missing the point but c'mon !! Really ??

Just think of all the things that you shouldn't do in a world where you have to be deadly quiet and this group of survivors do the complete opposite!!

I'm just disappointed it didn't have a Blazing Saddles style camp fire scene ! Go out in real style. Boom.

Not for me.
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