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Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale (2006)
Worst Movie Ever!
Oh. My. GOD! This is the worst movie i've ever seen! It's worse than "Joshua and The Promised Land", worst than the "Leo the Lion" and worst THAN THE DINGO'S VERSION OF "Aladdin"!
Story: So first of all: the story. It doesn't make any sense. First, you talk about the life on farm and that there are humans in there. Like, seriosly, are humans friends with animals that lives on farm? Second, you talk about snake, with some collar that's actually supposed to be a phone, and he invites Walt (the main character) to become a star in Viperwood (Hollywood). The favorite part about this is how his mom is cool with it. Then, snake drives a car?! Like what?! I don't know how he does it because he doesn't have HANDS! Then they got to 2-star motel and then, they steal a room from.... ummm this part confuses me the most..... the aliens? Like first you say that humans exist, then so aliens? Characters appear out of nowhere! So I'm just going to say this: Snake is actually the villian and then he puts Walter into a trap. Luckily, his friends rescues Walter and some Bee stings the villian and the villian, screams like 10 seconds. Lastly, in the end, we learn about some random lesson about not lying. Um what?! This is a poor message to kids!
Animation: It's bad. Like you have some characters that are from different movies: for example, the car the snake is driving it's from a movie called "A car's life" I think.
Editing: It's bad!
Dialouge: Just like the rest of the movie: it doesn't make any sense!
Voice acting: Um... are the voice actors forced to record their voices and put in this movie? If yes, then they did a good job at being bad voice actors in the movie! Like 10 out of 10!
I don't blame voice actors, I mean, i'm sorry for them. But I am blaming the creators of this movie for making this movie in the first place.
The Lion King (2019)
Disney Was Only caring about money
When I heard that theres going to be a remake of The Lion King but just realistic I thought : "No way! They're going to remake one of the best Disney Films but just realistic! Can't wait!! " . However, when I watched it....where do I start:
Story: In the original "The Lion King" the story in there was a good story. The realistic one (just going to call that for The Lion King 2019) they've just ruined the story...
Editing: I know I'm going to get a lot of hate but, the editing is good and they had some pretty cool effects. In the original, it was way better.
Animation: Same as editing. But there's something I got to complain: No emotion. In the original, animation showed emotion and love.
Voice Acting: Welp, ladies and gentlemen here we are.... the voice acting is something different. I mean seriosly they got BEYONCE FOR NALA! I wasn't expecting that! It's just bad... also same as the animation : NO EMOTION! Like seriosly Beyonce ruined this movie! Don't get me wrong I like Beyonce's songs, but I just feel like that she shouldn't be in this movie.
Dialouge: Okay so the dialouge is just robotic. There were some jokes in the movie that I laughed on, but most of them I didn't because how the dialouge was just robotic!
I give this 5/10 because the effects and the animation was good and okay but that just does not help the voice acting, story and dialouge! I would prefer watching the original at home, rather than wasting my money on this movie.
Leo the Lion (2005)
I've seen worse..
I first saw this movie with my friends, we were supposed to watch some other horror movie, but one of my friends had a sister that's 6 years old so we watched this one. Like first 15 seconds I knew I sold my soul away. I mean this is clearly inappropriate I thought this was supposed to be for children?! But I thought that this movie was hilarious because it's so bad.
1.Story: The story is bad, but I also like it because IT'S ORIGINAL. I like original stories by the way. Also the story just doesn't make sense, Leo's vegetarian! Lions can't be vegetarian you know!
2.Editing: It's bad.
3.Voice acting: The voice acting is OK. I read some of reviews saying that voice acting is bad. The reason for this is that they're poorly produced.
4.Animation: Um... ok i guess?
5.Dialouge: For some parts, I felt akward when the charaters were talking.
I give it 4 out of 10 because it's an OK movie, but as I said I read some reviews saying that this is the worst movie ever. I know that this movie isn't the worst one, I watched even worser movie. Also this movie isn't for kids so apparently that's why I said in the beginning that I sold my soul away. Also keep in mind that I'm not lawyer, that this is just my opinion and I'm not defending the creators. You have your opinions too you know!
CarGo (2017)
This is a Pixar rip off
I've been fan of Pixar for a long time and when I saw this movie I knew that it was a copy from Cars.
First of all is voice acting. The voice acting is okay there's no comment in this one what could be bad.
Second is dialogue. Again it's okay but sometimes in the movie it's just awkward .
Third: Editing. At my opinion it's not bad nor good but sometimes it's just slower in frame of movie.
One more thing before I go: laziness.
This was made in 2017?! At my opinion I think that the creators of this movie was just lazy. Also I thought that this was made before the original Cars!
Again the movie isn't that bad nor good because of laziness.
Meta Runner (2018)
Meta Runner...
Don't get me wrong, I actually like this series even It's been 3 episodes. The animations, graphics and voice acting is kinda good but some characters are cliche , like Anime America or Lucks the bad guy. The story is also cliche but I kinda like it. Also I do think that Tari is the right protagonist in the series. I'm being honest, I do like the series, but all of this It's cliche.
Left 4 Dead (2008)
A small team makes a game that became popular.
Like oh my god I really liked this game! The graphics of this game is amazing and dark as it should be. I like how it is designed and I'm suprised that at beginning their team was small ( you will find out if you go to 'extras' then 'developer commentary').
Characters are well-made and voice acting is OK. Also animations that zombies are also well-maded and their voices is AMAZING. So thats why It's a 10/10!