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Juleblod (2017)
A joke
What a joke. A very disjointed movie where absolutely nothing makes sense. The writing is beyond terrible. The acting is even worse. There are no likable characters at all, so very early on I started looking forward to the obvious victims being killed. Sadly it took a long long time before that happened. And it wasn't even scary. And what is up with all the seemingly endless scenes of someone's face while they're walking through an empty building or whatever? It's not interesting, it's not suspenseful, it's just boring. Like everything in this movie. It's supposed to be a horror movie, but my only emotional response was to laugh at how horribly bad it was.
Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015)
They keep going
I've seen a lot of ridiculous stuff, but the last 15 minutes of this one just blows it all out of the water. Every time you think they've dialed the ridiculousness-level up to 10, they just keep going, and keep going, and keep going, and keep going! It's so great, so amazing!!! My jaw was on the floor, but still I was laughing as hard as I've ever done! Not to compare this to Spinal Tap, which would be a crime, but where Spinal Tap goes to 11, this one goes to 15, at least! I seriously can't wait to see Sharknado 4, 5 and 6. This franchise is so beyond great, it's hard to find the words to describe it.