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All My Sons (1948)
Meh...
Really bad casting. Edward G's son is Burt Lancaster? Maybe he got his looks from his mother's side? Still a stretch. And, the Annie character is laughable. She's an ironing board, physically and emotively. Why does she speak as though she has a stone under her tongue? Her performance ruined the whole thing! -- Arthur Miller.
The Morning Show (2019)
An Italian Scrappy-Doo can't save this mess.
The characters are unlikeable and the plot is meandering. It's so boring that they had to add an Italian Scrappy-Doo character in the second season. It's really laughable.
The Forsyte Saga (2002)
Flaccid and Pale
The sets and costumes look like they were purchased at a church jumble sale. Gina McKee was horribly miscast. She appears ghostlike throughout. She's virtually expressionless and hovers about like her feet don't touch the ground. It was a struggle to finish the series. I do not recommend.
I Wake Up Screaming (1941)
Boring. Seemed to never end.
C'mon, we all know who the murderer is in the first ten minutes. This is meandering pulp. I hated it.
Little Fires Everywhere (2020)
NO STARS
Reese W finally quit distorting her contortionist face into gargoyle grimaces. Probably Botox. Kerry W decided to pick up where Reese left off.
The Girl (2012)
INSULTING
Tippi saves wild animals! So you have to believe her! And, yuck, she birthed baby-talk, plastic-surgery-monster, Melanie Griffith. Another "victim." Boohoo.
Shirley (2020)
I'm just glad Jennifer Jason Leigh wasn't cast in the lead role...
...I am less put off by Elisabeth Moss... Although she's annoyingly saturated to the point of remote-control-throwing. I guess being on the threshold of pretty/ugly makes one a "good" actress, nowadays. At least EM isn't spewing her lines through clenched teeth.
Effie Gray (2014)
Impotent is right.
A cardboard cut-out of Dakota Fanning was used in place of the actress. They just moved it around from scene to boring scene. That dead stare and had a half-open mouth became laugh-out-loudable early on. Geez. I feel bad for Emma Thompson.
These Wilder Years (1956)
Brought to you by Chock Full O'Nuts...
Boy, they drink A LOT of coffee in this movie. Yawn.
A Love Song for Bobby Long (2004)
Puke
This movie is what stupid people think smart people like.