Reviews

...it ain't. In fact it was pretty much 2 hours of Leo sleeping in the snow. Then he walks a bit. Then sleeps in a horse. Then walks some more. That's about it.

Unfortunately, as Dave used to be the best. It just seems his feelings of hate have taken over. I have no idea what the 'space jews' rant was all about.

I gave it a 3. I was feeling very generous. LeBron will never be the global phenomenon that Jordan was no matter how hard he tries to walk in his footsteps. Jordan needs to bust his a*s and give him 60.

I'm so sick of American films portraying the English with stupid posh accents and houses with access to a rooftop that somehow overlooks the whole of London. This is a proper English film about proper English people. Good movie.

If the whole film was filmed at the normal frame rate it would last about 20 minutes. Outrageously silly, completely unbelievable, annoyingly childish yet utterly entertaining.

This is a pretty good movie actually, Chris Hemsworth is a decent actor when he's put in a proper film. Good action sequences, along the lines of John Wick, and characters you can empathise with.

Mamma Mia, this film sucks again, my my, who on earth would watch it?

The only believable character is the Asian woman who got her face in the shot towards the end of the film. I love Tatum and Foxx but this film was absolute rubbish, cliché after cliché, completely predictable, poorly scripted.

If you've ever watched a Statham movie in your life, you've seen this one too.

Possibly a remake of Payback but missing any of the things that made Payback an amazing, cool as ice movie.

And neither is Eddie Murphy. He used to be funny, he isn't any more. This film sucked.

It's ok if your looking for a film to watch with your kids. De Niro is the best thing about this film and although Uma Thurman is a great actress but for some reason she sucks here, I think children's comedy is just not her thing. Looks like Cheech, Seymour and Walken had some bills to pay so decided to be in the film.

Did anyone in this film manage to have a career after it? So bad I cringed on behalf of the actors.

How great an actor is Kurt Russell, he somehow manages to almost not totally suck ass in this dreary silly film.

It had actors, and props, and erm... It lacked any sort of coherent or believable story line, I mean police raiding a suspects house with baseball bats! Now I have a few friends who are in the police force and they assure me this doesn't actually happen, at least not anywhere but in a Nick Love film. But you know what, I'll go with that, I'll even buy the whole police shooting at criminals in the middle of Trafalgar Square with people running around, I'm sure it happens all the time. But what I can't swallow is grandad Winstone getting it on with Hayley Atwell. I mean come on!

It's a pretty good film actually, really stressful. I can just about stomach Adam Sandler in this.

It's ok, a bit run of the mill and predictable, my 9 year old daughter liked it.

Not a patch on the first one, no memorable songs, weak and forced storyline. Clearly the writers took what was best from the first and amped it up to the max but forgot that a good film is based on a good story not on a good message.