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Trois couleurs: Rouge (1994)
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Maybe I'm not enlightened enough, maybe I should have watched the other two movies of the trilogy...but I didn't like this. For me this movie has no point,no believable plot, I am even struggling to write a review because I don't know what did I just watch. After an hour into the movie I still didn't get what's this all about. The only good thing about the movie is the music. The music is phenomenal and it's a shame it's wasted on this.
Fa yeung nin wah (2000)
Wtf am I watching?
I am watching this for more than an hour now waiting for something to happen. This is like watching paint dry. Rating 8? For what? No story, boring dialogues spoken just for sake of speaking, one dimensional characters...Nice outfits, meaningless stares and romantic music are not all it takes for a good romance movie. Someone forget you also need a good script or some plot at least. I recommend watching this only if you suffer from insomnia,it will cure it immediately.
La odisea de los giles (2019)
Loved it
Fun movie with good actors, good story, believable plot, lots of comic moments and thrilling from beginning to the end. Once again, bravo Argentina!
Lost in Translation (2003)
Boring, boring, boring...
Let's take two good actors and mix them with a little Japanese scenery, put some irrelevant dialogue and couple of significant stares..voila! We made a hit! No, no, no.. this movie is so boooring I fast forwarded half of it. No plot, mediocre acting, no fun, nothing. Coppola was better in Godfather (then you know how bad this movie is). I can't even criticize it enough because nothing happens. There's absolutely nothing to write about, just that I lost hour and half on nothing. I could have been watching paint dry and it would give me the same feeling. Maybe these two protagonists could get real jobs, you know, something physical or something to do with their hands so they are not so bored and depressed all the time. Or they could just kill themselves. Either way, nobody would care. They're irrelevant. The movie is irrelevant. And boring as hell. Thank you for your attention.
Mulholland Dr. (2001)
No,no and no! Please don't watch it for God's sake!
This is the worst movie ever. Really, the worst ever. I wouldn't even give it a zero, I would give it even below that. There is not enough words to describe how stupid, useless, pointless piece of vomit this movie is. If you can even call it a movie, it's just some shots of people with lousy acting skill, no story, no point, nothing. I do not recommend not to watch it, I order it because I don't want anyone reading this to throw away more than two hours of their life down the toilet. Because this is where this movie belongs. Why is this even filmed, oh God please tell me why? I watched the entire thing hoping to make some sense of it, but nooo, it gets more stupid and confusing with every shot. And most of all, I don't get it how this movie has an rating 8? Seriously?! Is someone joking? Where is the hidden camera? Because I can't understand how someone would like this, maybe aliens or schizophrenics who see something I don't see? What were they thinking making this? Ok, let's throw two pretty girls fondling each other so people will forget this has no sense at all? This movie is so bad it makes me angry. I'd rather stare at the wall for five straight days then watch even a minute of this again. I pity anyone who's seen this. I pity myself for watching it. And I think anyone who gave it a rating more than 1 deserves a slap in the face and lobotomy.
Stardust (2007)
Wonderful fairytale
Great acting, great music, interesting story, good directing, what else can you wish for. I've even had a few good laughs. If you're in a mood for a feel-good fantasy film I fully recommend!
A History of Violence (2005)
Yet another bad movie...
This movie sucks so bad. Compared to this even Scary movie looks like a masterpiece! The acting starts poor and then it gets worse and you're thinking: wait,is this a joke? Is this like one of those B movies where they have cgi crocodiles 20 meters long? Because even those movies make more sense in a story and give at least one honest emotion on screen. Finally the acting got so bad I started laughing and turned the TV off. I managed to watch half of the movie, it made me reconsider is Viggo (who I loved up to that point) even a good actor. And he acts better than other characters, you can now imagine how badly the others sucked. I can't believe the rating on this thing, have all the people gone blind?!
Joker (2019)
Overrated
Not sure what kind of message this movie is supposed to send. Or is it supposed to be just fun, because it's not. I don't sympathize with the main character at all, throughout the whole movie he would get on my nerves. I was waiting entire time for the plot to start revolving and when it finally did, the movie was over and left me with a feeling that I've waisted two hours of my life on nothing. For a movie with this high rating I expected to see something fresh and inspirational and somehow it seems to me all the scenes and acting I've seen in this movie I saw a thousand times in bunch of other movies, like it was cliche after cliche. Yawn festival.
El secreto de sus ojos (2009)
Masterpiece!
It's been a while since I saw a movie like this. The screenplay, the cast,the music, everything is perfect. Truly a work of art. I saw a lot of bad movies and I was always so frustrated. But this is the first movie that touched me so much and it made me sign in just to show my admiration how great it is. I laughed and cried watching it and I'm not usually that type of person but this is how films should be made. For me it's a 10, nothing less. Great from the start till the end, every second captivated me and the closure left me with a strong positive feeling. I truly hope they make more movies like this.