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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
Terrible. Don't Waste Your Time.
I didn't read the books, so I don't know if the movies are like them or not.
When this first came out on hbo many years ago, I tried two times to watch it and couldn't get into it.
I watched an hour and 19 minutes of it this third and final time. I should've turned it off 20 minutes into it.
Every character in this movie is extremely unlikable. That's the main problem, but not the only problem. (By the way, the actors, in my opinion, are neither good nor bad. They weren't the problem with the characters. The script and the directing was the problem here.)
The script is terrible. It was the script which made me turn it off because enough was enough:
around one hour 18 minutes the villain said "You're either on my side or theirs."
Why would anyone say that to their hostage, considering the hostage knew he was a hostage because the villain had just had said hostage chained up in a dungeon a couple of scenes earlier? And there were several other moments just like that.
Batman: The Animated Series (1992)
The Best Batman
I rarely give 10 stars, but this show is an easy 10. I remember watching it every day after school when it was new.
This show has the best Batman ever: Kevin Conroy. And the best Joker ever: Mark Hamill.
Kevin Conroy was the first actor to use one voice for Bruce Wayne and a different voice for Batman.
I know how you feel about Bale's Batman. I think Conroy's is better. Just my opinion.
(Honestly, I don't if Christian Bale is any good or not. I turned it off the moment he said one sentence in his terrible Batman voice, which, in my opinion, is the worst I've ever heard. I mean, I've heard spoofs of his Batman voice that were better.)
Dead Ant (2017)
Mr. Arnold, please
Stop assaulting the world with your terrible acting.
Bad writing, bad directing, bad casting, bad makeup, bad lighting, bad sound, bad soundtrack, bad everything.
The Intruder (2019)
No
Don't waste your time on this garbage.
Bad concept, bad writing, bad directing, bad casting, bad acting, bad costumes, bad makeup, bad sound, bad photography, bad soundtrack, bad everything.
Everything little thing about this steamy pile is ridiculous and a waste of time and resources.
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)
Absolutely A Pile Of Trash
Skip this movie.
Bad writing, bad dialogue, bad casting, bad acting, bad directing, bad cinematography, bad sound, bad soundtrack, bad lighting, bad makeup, bad special effects.
Bad everything.
It is nowhere near the level of the books. This crap ruined the childhood memories of every fan who doesn't have an agenda to push, who would just like to watch a movie. Hollywood ruins yet another thing from our childhood. No one is surprised.
And way too preachy. It's exactly like every other pos made these days. . . .
"He's so much dreamier than you..." Um k. I amazed my friends and some of the strangers around us when I predicted that little gem of a line two or three minutes before a character said it. Just kidding. No one was surprised when I said it. We all knew that line was coming.
By the way, these dweeby, little, unwashed, Shakespeare-in-the-park-on-Saturday chumps are the bad guys? Ugh! Victims of the bcp epidemic!
Not worth the notepad on which the, ahem, writer brainstormed before typing this garbage. And certainly not worth watching.
Save your time. It's better spent doing something besides watching this mess.
Guns Akimbo (2019)
Skip This Garbage!
This movie is pathetic.
It's not worth sitting through this train wreck just for Daniel Radcliffe who, by the way, is the only good thing about this pos.
This movie is a giant pile of garbage: bad writing, bad directing, bad sound, bad special effects, bad makeup, bad costumes and bad casting.
It was written by a cowardly loser whose entire world is stuffed inside a little box with the internet and internet culture and he thinks everyone else in the world is in there with him. The rest of the world is not in that little box with him.
American Reunion (2012)
Skip This Pile Of Garbage
They ruined the characters and the franchise.
The writing and the directing are the worst of any of the American Pie movies (including the secondary movies like Naked Mile, Beta House, etc).
It's one of the worst movies I've ever watched from beginning to end.
I wish I hadn't watched it.
Holmes & Watson (2018)
don't waste your time
Somehow they managed to make a worse movie than the other two piles of poo they were in together.
They're good actors. But when these two are are together in a movie, it's a nightmare.
I wish it had an even lower rating.
Three O'Clock High (1987)
This movie is a classic.
We've watched it on vhs for around 20 years now. It's an entertaining movie that's filled with symbolism and allusions.
American Hustle (2013)
Great Acting, But. . .
Terrible writing and directing.
These actors are always good at what they do. It's just a shame they didn't have better material.
The music from this decade is also always a treasure, so the soundtrack is pretty good (but there are a couple of overplayed, poor song choices too though).
Everything considered, this is not the worst movie I've ever watched, but it's not far from it.
Dickinson (2019)
Bad
It's filled with bad writing, bad acting, bad directing, bad makeup, bad costumes and bad casting.
And now we find out that it's supposed to be a comedy. Think about that. . . .
Don't waste your time on this garbage.
The Hangover (2009)
Not one chuckle in the entire theater.
This movie is overrated, headache inducing garbage. Don't waste your time on this unfunny pile of trash.
Hellraiser: Revelations (2011)
Who thought this was a good script?
I shudder to think what deeds were done to get this pile of crap made. The story is garbage. The actors are terrible. The directing is sub par. But the worst part is this movie has the most ridiculous dialogue of any movie I've ever seen. It's written as if the writer had never before heard people speak. Not only is the dialogue filled with dreadful purple prose it's also grammatically incorrect in places. I don't mean the kind of grammatical errors that most people use in everyday speech (examples: I don't got no, I don't got any, I seen it too, etc). I mean the kind of grammatical errors that make absolutely no sense. If you're reading this, do yourself a favor: don't waste your time on this headache inducing pos.