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America's Got Talent (2006)
A show that has the potential but....
OK this show is a good show for it's type and has plenty of potential if they'd use their frigging heads. The judges i do like sometimes because they I believe try to be as honest as possible. But Pier or whatever his name is has gotten on my nerves by reaching over and hitting Brandys buzzer. That should disqualify the guy. Brandy is capable of making her own decisions and should be allowed to do so.
Brandy and Pier both get under my skin. David on the other hand will see the acts through and is more open minded than the other two. He I don't mind.
The show started off with great potential,captured my interest but the last few weeks it's gotten plain stupid. Rappin' Granny..she god how do I say this without being mean. She stinks,cant sing or rap. The dress is so one hundred years out of date. She needs to comb her hair. Basically she's a joke. And the worst thing is they picked her for the finals. I have more talent in my pinky than she has in her whole body.
There's been a few other contestants that were jokes and some that were good but passed up for some bull sh*t other entertainer. They're starting to play the show too much and the talent latley has been a joke.
It's a rip off of American Idol and other talent shows. Regis should have been given a more important role. I do like the show but it's starting to get ridicule's.
Enough is enough Granny go home and for the love of god get a new change of clothes. I'll send you a comb if you'd comb that wig of yours. A bath couldn't hurt you and lessons would be good. This is a talent show not a freak show.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Blah witch project!
I seen this movie a long time ago after it came out on VHSback around 2000. I seen all the hype on TV so I thought this must be good. Boy,was I ever in for a surprise. Disappointment and boredom is the key words I'm reaching for. This movie has got to be one of the boringest,over-hyped films of all time.
The acting sucked,the actress was a dog,no female titty shots or sex scenes to keep the audience interested. There was no scares,the ones they did have were so lame I literally yawned. I haven't seen the film since and I prefer to keep it that way. How some people find work god only knows but I hope anyone involved today is working at some fast food burger joint. I would of given the movie a zero if I could. One of the worst movies ever made.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Jason Rocks!
This movie infested with it's typical crappy teenagers you care nothing about all get butchered pretty much...Yay...except two. Who Cares about them the main thing is my two favorite Horror icons from the 80's brought to big screen to duke it out. What a miraculous fight it is too! It starts off from the very beginning with some bimbo skinny dipping...did I mention she had falsies...probably could of popped one of them with a pin needle. Push comes to shove Jason,the hero,comes along whacks the airhead off in a grisly scene then the fun begins. I laughed when she got it.
You got hilarious scenes in the mental institute,and kia the big mouth,and you get to see a bunch of worthless never do well sh*theads die. Again yadda yadda yadda at the end the 2 duke it out. All in all despite the stupid naive teenagers you can only expect from such a film,a good film. Especially compared to the last sequels from both franchises.
I like Kane Hodder I do,but replacing him with Kirzinger was the best move they could make. Lets pray they make a sequel to this. Must see.
Tommy Boy (1995)
Tommy Boy
A totally awesome flick and a masterpiece. Farley and Spade at their best. One of those movies that keeps getting better over the years.
The movie is also one of my all time favorites. The movie deals with Farley and Spade trying to save the towns auto break factory after Farley's dad's death. There's warmth,heart and pure fun with this film. Highly recommended to all. Nice Scenery to boot and the gags will have you on the floor rolling in laughter. Did I mention excellent acting? Chris Farley shines in a few touching moments as well as hilarious. You'll laugh til you cry.
Bo Derek and Rob Lowe make an excellent team as the villains.A must see flick.
Seed of Chucky (2004)
Seed of Chucky,decent follow up of sorts.
Not as good to the punch as Bride of Chucky it still funny and manages despite areas where there could of been improvements,kept my attention the whole movie through. I like this film as it makes the sexy and breath taking Jennifer Tilly really shines in both roles as the doll and herself.
I find the kid Glen/Glenda rather annoying in spots but in a good way which makes it funny. His/her voice is annoying yet perfectly set to the character.
This movie has many hilarious scene and Chucky running Britney Spears off the road was icing on the cake. The first time I seen this I wasn't at all impressed as I compared it to the previous flicks. But after seeing it a second and third time it grew on me. If you have a chance to see it watch it more than once as it does grow on you. It's good for a laugh and a few scares.
Stay Tuned (1992)
Stay Tuned....Must see
I haven't seen the movie in years but do remember liking it. Both Ritter,Dawber and Jones are perfectly cast in this comedy. A married couple,one of which is totally obsessed with TV like many of us all..kidding...anyway both husband and wife are sucked into the TV through the Satel light dish and thus the real fun begins.
I won't spoil the movie for anyone but there's a very amusing sequence where both are animated mice. If you happen to see it in the video store rent it. Even though it didn't fair well at Box Office it still is a pretty good flick. One of Ritter's best movies in my opinion. I bought it at a yard sale shortly after Ritter died in memory as well as I knew it was a good movie having first seen after it was first released on VHS. Everyone in the movie was awesome. Sure there's spots where it could of been better but for the most was pretty good flick.
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
Smokey and the Bandit
I really really love this movie even though it came out 4 years before I was even born. This movie to me symbolizes simple America on top of being funny and exciting.
The good ole boys Bandit (Reynolds) and Snow (Reed) must deliver a truckload of beer across several states...Beer...mmm...could there be a more better cause..*drools*...mmmmm beer. Err,never mind on to other things,lol. Carrie "Frog" ditches a wedding to the ever so dumb junior and who can blame her. Sure he's curer,I suppose to a females perspective,but he doesn't got smarts,charm,manners...so she ditches his ass at the alter,runs in front of the trans am gets picked up and the fun really begins.
I cannot really say anything terribly bad about the film,sure it didn't have the greatest plot but the actors and action makes you forget all about the simple plot. Burt Reynolds was awesome and again a females point of view he was gorgeous. Sally Field was always funny. Reed was I have to admit surprisingly good and he sung some classic songs which after being introduced to the film years ago on VHS am a fan of his music.
This film is great,a must see.
Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983)
Part 3
Lucky for the writers I'm in a generous mood today and won't totally trash it but it was just that trash yet good trash. God, did I just say that? I pinched myself and I did. I pan the film simply because Burt and Sally weren't in it except the cameo by Burt.
Jackie Gleason always a gem,funny,outrageous at best. The Eno's had a few funny lines in the sleazy hotel. Even Colleen Camp had a funny line or two but despite some funny moments i just didn't care too much for the film. I like Jerry Reed but I have to pan his performance by jumping into the Bandits shoes,sure it'd be fun but I believe Cletus forgot whom he was and was actually starting to believe he was the bandit for a while,while doing a crappy job at portraying the Bandit.
He looked retarded Bandit. I know I know totally the writers fault. This sequel is an example of enough is enough: the franchise is dead.
I like the movie if not more for Jackie Gleason but other than him and a few hilarious moments by Junior,the nymphs and the others the film isn't worth the effort. It is better than the 2nd in the humor department and has more car chase sequences but without Burt Reynolds,ugh! Sorry but thats the best review I can give. Mind you I tried to be kind I really did.
Smokey and the Bandit II (1980)
Smokey and the Bandit 2.
I am a fan of the trilogy even thought the last two were weak entries and a prime example of how sequels usually aren't better than the original but I did not hate this movie despite character changes,crappy plot...an elephant,could they do no better? The film isn't as charming,or as fun as the first but it does have it's moments.
I enjoyed the Gleasons portrayal of the other Justices,yes it was probably uncalled for and not helpful to the script but I found it rather amusing. Gleason as usual was at his best but the acting of the others in the film he just couldn't save it. Reynolds character suffered a terrible character change instead of living it up like he should of been he was made into a drunken whinny little...well I won;t say it. I am a Burt Reynolds fan so I won't go much further into criticizing him. All I mean is his character could have been written much better so really wasn't Reynolds fault.
Sally Field,shame on you for breaking up with him while filming..wait til after filming for Christ sakes. Her acting in this one was by far one of the worst in her career. They could of made this film work,had some fun despite breaking up. It's like Burt and Sally's life brought to the big screen. No just No. Can't complain about Jerry Reed,he's still got it.
This film did deliver a few laughs despite the somber gloom and the thin plot. An elephant,really,what in gods sakes were they thinking. They could of really been creative and done something with it. There was potential in this film but they wasted it. I liked the action scenes at the end where the convoy of trucks come to the Bandits aid. Now I did like that.
I am by all means not trying to criticize Mr.Reynolds or Ms.Field but this was not the best movie of their careers if not their worst. But despite it I found the movie a time killer and amusing 2 hours despite many flaws of characterization,etc.
If you want to watch an excellent well made movie this is probably not the film for you. If you are bored and need to kill 2 hours then maybe for me it's moussed me on nights where I was bored to tears otherwise.
I rate it a 5 since not panning the film I'll give it a so so. The ending credits where they flub their lines probably has to be the best part of the film.
American Gothic (1987)
American Waste!
Another dull movie I stayed up watching at 3 or 4 am. I had always thought cable stations would have better sense than air this crap. I was dead wrong. I have to wonder why I waste my time watching really bad low budget horror films from the 80's. I guess since I grew up in the 80's I have always been a horror movie fan then I watched this movie and I had a sudden urge to gouge out my eyeballs out of their sockets. First of all everyone in the movie totally sucked ass. Don't they know they have acting schools for these brain dead retards with the acting ability of a thumb tack. That lady from the Munsters...I thought she'd know better than to star in such dribble. She's not really an actress as the only thing she's known for is one character...Herman Munsters wife in the 1960's. That's it. So I seen the name on the cable listing so thought hey I love the munsters and liked everyone from it so I go thinking this outta be good. I have never been more wrong in my life. Why do they make these films? To torture us the viewer,to laugh at us for wasting our time. Granted I have no life and had nothing better to do but I could of spent it playing video games. When I start watching a movie no matter how bad I have to finish it. My only regret,well besides watching this,is watching it sober.
There was nothing scary about the film,little blood and gore. I am a ghoul when I watch a horror film I wanna see blood and guts damn it. I watch to see people die. They cheated me out of two hours and I want it back. They should compensate me for watching it. No humor,no thrills,no scares,no drinking, and lots of bad acting. The deaths not only sucked but are totally unbelievable. If I happened to run into that family I'd also be more of a smart ass,do what I want when I want tempt the parents or the demented kids to do something horrible. The actress in it who played the crazy lady was horrible and you wonder why you never see some people in movies again. Even the guy who played the father that Steiger dude should of had more sense but I guess a paycheck is a pay check. I'd do it just for a few bucks to party with as long as they don't include my real name in the credits.
Another sucky ass F movie with a bunch of F list actors. Yvonne, I am appalled...go from the Munsters to this,boy,I guess she really was washed up. Hahaha...then that Michael Pollard guy who played in Tango and Cash and Sleepaway Camp 3...why is he only cast as some retard...oh right I forgot he is one. But the same can be said about the writers and actors. Avoid this sober,if you are drunk then chances are you'll pass out without remembering such garbage.
Critters (1986)
One of the better 80's horror flicks!
As a kid I always was a sucker for Horror films something about watching people die in gruesome ways and sometimes the humor and wit with some horror movies. Such a movie to include such wit was this one.
There was plenty of action to keep horror fans watching and some of the characters are memorable. This wasn't the goriest of flicks but made up with scares and the kills tastefully done. I really enjoyed this and the 2nd Critters movie before the franchise up and went to hell.
I recommend this movie to anyone whom enjoys blood,guts and scares like I do. I'm surprised M.Emmet Walsh was in this. I watched Snow Dogs a while back and this other movie he was in then watched Critters for the first time in like a decade I didn't realize he was even in it.
Bad Taste (1987)
So so
I seen this movie years and years ago on VHS. The movie is excellent on gore and low humor but this cannot save the film from a pointless,stupid plot and quite frankly was boring for an exception of the gory parts. When I seen this as a teenager I thought wow not on the acting or plot part but the gore. Thie gore is what impressed me the most about this film and I did get a few chuckles so not all is lost. I give the movie a 7,it gets a 7 because the gore really impressed me in a ghoulish way. I judge a movie by gore,plot,humor,acting,special effects. It gets a ten on gore,a 6 on humor and the rest of them like 2 or 3. Not the best film but if your a ghoul like me you'll appreciate the gore.
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Sad waste!
This movie wouldn't of been so bad if it wasn't for the terrible performances from it's leads: Josh,Ben and Kate. Totally to be expected from Ben Affleck though since almost every one of his movies sucks big time.
The movie doesn't start getting good til like 2 hour some minutes into the flick when the japs bomb Pearl Harbor and that's really sad. Thank your lucky stars though VCRs and DVD players have fast forward buttons. In this movie you will be needing it unless you want to watch of course a romance between 3 people that was so terribly acted they should really be ashamed. If they wanted an interesting triangle to this dull romance they could of written in a 3 some. Might of well have,probably would of drawn in more interest.
After the first half it starts to get better,to watch events that actually happened like some history lesson but with special effects...Yay...to make you forget about the crappy start to this so so movie.
This movie wasn't too bad in action and special effects but the chemistry sucks between the actors. How can you get over a guy after 3 months after his death. Can anyone say slut? Harlet's the more appropriate word for Kate Pukingsdale.
John Voight was great as always as FDR,even though I read some where FDR didn't actually get up I think he had help or some sh*t like that.
The ending where *spoiler alert* one of the lead actors die,I could not have been more gleeful although they killed off the wrong one. If you can stomach the poor romantic performances in the beginning without heaving then you might enjoy this flick. If not then good news there is an option...the fast forward button.
Legend of the Mummy (1998)
By far the worst Horror movie ever!
I watched this piece of sh*t last night and it is one of the few movies that bored me to tears. Where do I start? There is so many awful things with this movie I'm at a loss of words. I felt so bored i could of reached across the television screen and literally strangled somebody myself especially the actress.
This is one of those movies you care nothing about the characters in fact you wish they'd hurry up and die. None of the deaths were remotely interesting. Well,there was that dude that got stuck in this quick sand like sh*t and got eaten alive by those big hissing cockroaches that they serve on Fear Factor all the time. The death wasn't gory nor was it scary but out of all the deaths in the movies is the best one.
I can't think of a god d@mn good thing to say about this movie. I am disappointed in Louis Gossett Jr. Is he that hard up for cash? The 80s were a boom time for him...An Officer and a gentlemen,Enemy mine and a few other good movies to this. If I was hired to act in this piece of crap I wouldn't use my real name or main alias. In fact I don't think I'd want to be credited for this. Yes,the movie is that bad. It's not one of those flicks either that is so bad it's good. It's just plain bad. I have never in my life been so bored after almost 2 hours. I felt like offing myself just to end the terrible pain of this movie.
Why is this movie bad you ask,I as a horror movie fan will tell you....
1) Bad writing,I can't think of a lamer yet overused plot as this. How many Mummy movies is there? Too many too count. Couldn't they try to be original or were they going for the boring est movie of all time. Those writers deserve to be shot for putting such crap upon us viewers.
2) Bad casting. Louis Gossett Jr must have been hard up to be reduced to such a crap-fest. I've seen better acting from chimps. That actress was so terrible,everyone else sucked...some of them look embarrassed to be in it.
3) No suspense...No thrills...No gore....enough said.
4) No good special effects...all on a very cheaply made budget. Has Hollywood no shame? I could go on and on about how this movie sucked ass but I won't. It's one of those movies you never want to see again and I can safely say I never will watch it again. How dare HBO put on such crap?