Reviews

Let's face it most anime is trash childish plot goofy characters nothing is taken seriously but fortunately monster doesn't follow for the trappings of anime it is one of the best pieces of animation I've seen in my lifetime the story got me hooked from beginning to end I just finished the ending as of this review while it was a little lacking I enjoyed the journey overall which is full of twist and turns Johan is easily one of the best written villians of all time and tenma is a likeable decent man on the run framed for murder lunge the cop hounding him is a werido but I like him nonetheless honestly all the characters were so well written even Nina who has severe ptsd from the horror she witnessed at a certain mansion I cant recommend this enough and for those who are curious wtf those images mean at the end of the episodes you'll be pleasantly surprised it all ties in together.

The opening of hard boiled is better than the crap that hollywood had churned out for the past 10 years this is a film that was made on a 5 million dollar budget and it's better than every Hollywood film that's come out with inflated budgets of up to 200 million dollars this film alone is more entertaining I mean there's people out there who haven't seen this film I kind of pity them because something this great I would of killed to see it on the big screen in all its glory I doubt it ever had a theatrical release in the states but if ever there was a film to be re released in cinemas I'd gladly take my family to watch this masterpiece.

The octagon is my favourite norris film I just think this is the perfect film which showcases him as a martial artist and has some of the best fight scenes put on film it has a unique plot with ninjas being trained as mercenaries by a former comrade turned villain of norris what strikes one about this film is the camera is kept steady no quick cuts or edits it's all there for the eye to see not only is chuck an exceptional martial artist Richard Norton a fellow Aussie is birllant as the underboss to sakura he's really intimating and the fight between him and chuck is just great I love how he hisses like some demon but what I particularly love about this film is how it builds to the ending chuck norris taking on a entire ninja clan in just pure bada$$ery is awesome to see but what isn't awesome is the director unfortunately never made another film after this Eric karson did a fantastic job directing this film which to me Is a classic if you enjoy martial arts action check this out.

Merda is the world that comes to mind when I finished watching this pos movie. It is such cringe that this little kid had ridiculous voice not once was I scared neither were the theatre goers who were watching alongside me this is bad movie period but hollywood has no new ideas and is creatively bankrupt a much better film than this was made in the 70s its called the omen watch that instead of this you'll be saving 90 minutes of your life by watching a much better fill with a better director and actor and I also love how demons can do all this freaky stuff move people with their minds but they somehow just cannot get out of bed.

This film is like nostalgia bait the movie that's all it features besides a paper thin story the mcu spider man is by far the worst it's spider man in name only no uncle Ben in this universe instead its aunt may who's a milf now because reasons and when she said the line I cringed you completely erased the whole purpose of spider man which is that he was a selfish jerk and with the death of uncle Ben he changed his ways yet they don't even acknowledge uncle Ben in 3 movies and people want to say Holland is the best really? Baffles me these films are really dumb all marvel films are I belive they use humour to disguise the fact they have no story its the marvel formula you put all the mcu movies on 20 TV's and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference they're all the same everyone's a comedian.

If you've watched the special features on all the DVDs you'd still find out nothing new in this its actually shocking I thought at the end they were gonna get the actors and directors all together in the great hall and talk but no you just get little snippets of information nothing you haven't heard before and of course stock footage of jo Rowling from 2019 heck you could of used the stock footage for most everyone and it wouldn't have made a difference this was lacklustre.

This is the best spider man cartoon ever blows that 90s show out the water not only is spider-man actually allowed to punch and kick criminals it takes its time to develop pretty good story telling honestly I enjoy this show alot.

Boring self indulgent tripe is the words that come to mind when I think of this show how the heck is this soo overrated must be paid shills honestly none of the characters were remotely likeable or interesting in the slightest I despised each family member and hoped for death of each of them and the scares were non existent make no mistake this has jack to do with horror its a boring family drama about a family that you wish could be hit by a truck stuff this show you want a real horror show watch chapelwaite it's superior to this pretentious pile of horse manure.

Its better than most of these direct to video animated features so far because of the fact that this is a mystery thats intriguing I read the comic around 10 years ago so I don't know what's gonna happen next it leaves you with fresh eyes but the voice cast here all around did a surprisingly good job look forward to part 2.

This films story is nothing new reminds me of collateral damage another medicore film you already know what happens the man's family is killed the man gets revenge in the end and in this film it is soo unsatisfying just a medicore ending honestly to a lacklustre film none of the action here stands out in anyway skip this film.

This is a pure example of you can't catch lightning in a bottle the original film was funny as heck this on the other hand was beyond dreadful im actually envious someone got paid to write this junk seems like a pretty easy job to me but as we all know Eddie Murphy hasn't been funny or relevant in decades so this is his last hurrah after decades of garbage but instead of going out in a bang it's a faint whisper

Its high quality bs with great acting but bs all the same the prison camp in this film is like kindgarten compared to the real thing in reality there was no Yankee the majority of prisoners were either British or Australian and they were tortured and if they didn't work they were beaten to death by the Japanese soldiers there were no strikes thousands of men died by dysentery and the living conditions were beyond abhorrent and if a character such as Alec's actually existed he would of been murdered in his sleep by fellow soldiers for conspiring with the enemy but hopefully one day a remake can be made showing the true horrors these men went through at the hands of the Japanese

This is not only the greatest western ever made this is imo one of the greatest films ever made perfect acting brillant score composed by clint Claudia's theme which is a really touching melody for such a violent film but unlike other westerns the violence isn't glamorised there is no senseless killing every person that munny has killed haunts him in his dreams he isn't a good man but when he tires to be good he fails his farm has pigs that have fever hes living in poverty with 2 kids its only when he goes back to what he does best killing is when he is financially successful and in some term achieving a redeeming character arc from killer to businessman kinda like Wyatt earp but what strikes me the most is his wife we litreally no nothing about this woman but she managed to tame this man who people have called cold blooded but in the shooting scene he tells others to clear the way of the range of his shotgun when he kills skinny which really shows those stories about him exaggerated had he done bad things yes but he wasnt Satan himself and that brings me to bill played brilliantly by Hackman hes a complete sadist he seems to enjoy taking immense pleasure beating people he beats up 2 people who are defenceless against him English Bob and will himself which was much more worse considering he was ill now bill wasn't a coward but he was evil hes the most realistic depiction of a lawman at that time if you watch docos on the subject of the wild west most sheriff's were formerly criminals it takes a thief to catch thief and the whipping of ned is a brutal scene this a man who hasn't killed anyone but was killed for the actions of his partner every death in the film has consequences and the death of ned leads to will killing bill and his deputies this is a film that is violent and poetic and its the last western he ever made instead of riding off into the sunset he rides off into a torrential rain

Christopher reeve will forever be the best live action superman because he was 100% true to the character unlike the current iteration which completely destroyed everything great about this legendary hero in this film superman is a beacon of hope always willing to help out humanity putting others before himself hes the epitome of a selfess hero and to me why he's the greatest super hero of all time he had a good childhood with loving parents who gave him his moral compass and actually encouraged him to help people in need my favourite scene by far in this film is when he saves lois its the most epic moment in film history when he catches lois with one hand and the helicopter with the other and with Williams brillant score just elevates the scenes into the stratosphere we see glimpses of the citizens of metropolis actually happy to see superman something no one is today because dc has ruined this great character by turning him into a batman clone what set superman apart from batman is that superman is optimistic and batman is pessimistic by turning him into a batman clone they essentially ruined everything great about this character so if you're tired of a depressing emo superman watch this film it will take you back to a time when superman stood for truth justice and the American way

This episode begins with the crew beaming down to a planet with alien life forms that seize command of the enterprise they have these devices like belt buckles that render a person immobile thats the basic premise but the fun of this episode lies in how they outsmart them scotty by hilariously using booze to make one of them drunk and kirk by seducing the female alien and getting the leader angry enough at him to basically turn them human overall this is worth a watch

I never cared for all the slapstick in the original superman 2 I thought it was childish and did a great disservice to the seriousness of the situation that 3 super powered beings were taken over the planet this cut thankfully takes all that garbage out its a far better movie for it also the scenes in the original with the mother make 0 sense so thankfully we get to see the scenes with brando and they're much better but the best addition is a scene between lois and Clark when he destroyed the fortress theres a really touching scene between the 2 of them its well acted and honestly if donner was kept on as director i think the best thing would be to have everything not revresed but have clark and lois develop this relationship now that she can never truly be with him but alas thats just a dream that will never come to fruition but I enjoyed this film immensely reeve will always be the best live action version of superman

This is easily one of the best episodes of tos its charming it has a clever script basically what it boils down to is an entire planet has devoted and based their lives on Chicago mob of the 1920s kirk and crew beam down to this planet which has 2 mob bosses both want superior weaponry to wipe out the other in the end they form a syndicate which basically ends the stalemate on the planet it also has some funny moments like when spock chastises kirk for his driving overall one of the best episodes of season 2 well worth a watch

This episode is surprisingly well written and executed it begins with Scotty not remembering murdering a woman he left a bar with and kirk and spock basically have to prove his innocence but more women keeping dying around Scotty and he has these blackouts where he remembers nothing eventually its all settled on the ship where the annoying guy with the high pitched voice is intact an evil entity is he jack the ripper its possible considering that more murders throughout history have taken place but the evil entity is vanquished in the end by kirk and crew overall an entertaining premise that works well

Kirk and the eterpirse crew beam down to a planet full of aarp members and discover that these people who are aged in their 20s have reached elderly age the cause of this is space radiation and eventually a hearing is held to see if kirk is fit for duty considering he has trouble remembering it doesnt go well for him he's relieved of command and the inexperienced commandant takes command and nearly gets everyone vaporised because of his stupidity thankfully Spock develops some concoction to reverse the aging process which allows kirk to take command and save the day