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1/10
I should really read the reviews before start watching a movie
14 October 2023
This was so bad that after only couple of minutes of watching the movie I felt the need to see the IMBD ratings because it look suspiciously bad to me. The rating said 4,9 but after watching it I can say after that is wildly overestimated.

After just half an hour I started to read reviews and find out that the movie will only get worst from there. And it did but i stayed till the end just to witness it.

Everything that each and every character does in every scene is absolutely stupid and something that no ordinery person would ever do. Acting is so bad and unconvincing, writting is really lasy, dialogues and actions are just preposterous. The ending was no less than insane. Everything was over the top. How did the crew accepted roles for this?!? It feels like Anne Heche and Dermot Mulroney were doing a favour for some nephew's schooll project.
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2/10
They probably think it went ok
10 January 2023
If you think the SNL is funny and you're in the high school improv team then you are probably going to like this. Otherwise, I guess you won't stick to the end of it. The idea was sort of funny but what they did out of it was just bad. Jason Bateman needs a script because without it he is lost, and yet he was the best of the three guests. Maya Rudolf thinks that she can pass as comedian with overacting and fake laughs, and that Pete guy is just irritating and trying hard to look goofy. The show had some potential but they entirely ruined it by making it all about their fake laughs and trying to look like they are having so much fun. It didn't work. This is why nobody watch SNL anymore.
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Prey (VI) (2021)
2/10
I thought it was just me...
9 January 2023
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... but then I saw other reviews and realised that this movie is exactly what I thought it is. It started ok, it looked nice, good quality, it doesn't look cheap, and it started to feel like a clished but posibly nice horror movie. And then it happened, 5 guys are being shot at. OK, there must be a crazy killer on the lose or maybe a group of wealthy men having some sort of a human hunt. No! It's a young woman. Why is she hunting them? Well, she was living in the abandoned camp in the middle of the forest with her daughter. And then one day in that middle of the forest where no one ever goes sudenly two drunk hunters walked right to the place by the lake where she was sitting with her daughter. For some reason she started to fight those hunters and one of them accidentaly fired a gun and killed her daughter. Hunters run away and left their camera and the gun but she stayed in the woods. I guess... because it was never explained. So she stayed there and became the best sharpshooter ever. She never missed a shot, she can hit a moving target while walking and shooting, she is better than any swat day or night. She is also stronger than any man. She almost beat up a normal young guy who is in a pretty good shape. She can also walk faster then those guys can run. She can find them in woods where ever they go. And of course she knows where they will come next so that she can wait them there. Althouh she is pretty crazy, she lost her mind but somehow has managed all that. One of the craziest part of this bizzare movie is when four of them walk into this hotel, bar, store or whatever it is in the middle of nowhere. There is a some sort of market 20 miles from the road and they just walked in. A girl who works there obviously lives there because there was no car outside, nobody cares if she is dead or alive, and she doesn't even have a phone. Actualy, only one of the five guys had a phone and this was filmed in 2019. Mind you. And yet only one of those five business guys has a mobile phone with him... So, this is the right movie for you if you want to see really bad plot about five incompetend guys casualy runing down the woods and occasionally bicker like children while non trained woman walks and finds them miles away and takes them down like a pro.
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3/10
Looks like something a 12 year old wrote
13 April 2022
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There are couple of scenes that make this movie unwatchable. First, the guy runs for 15 years from gangsters, at one point he says that he always looks over his shoulder, and than one day by accident he ends up in the diner in the middle of the trouble that those very same gangsters caused but he doesn't recognise any of them although he runs from them every day for the last 15 years. Of course, they recognised him and left for the main gangster while the main character stayed in the same diner for hours until they came back. Then the deputy finds himself in two incounters with those same people, and he knew who they were but he doesn't call for backup or he doesn't do anything about it. It's seems to be pretty normal that 4 gangsters and a man runnig from them are just chillin' in the small town's diner for hours. Then the cook gives the deputy "the wrong dish" and acts very suspicious, he says "be sure to try this as soon as possible" but the deputy leaves because he still needs another half an hour to connect the dots and to check out the dish. Then the first guy has all the time in the world to pull out his gun but he rather waits for ten minutes while gangsters surround him. Then he speaks so loud that one of the gangsters can easily hear his plan for escape... I mean, these are all very irritating scenes which makes this movie a terrible one.
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3/10
I know it is a very low budget, but...
23 March 2021
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It's clear that this is not a big and expensive movie, but it could still be done so much better. To me, the part where it started to go really down the hill is when the guy drives a car while looking at the map, his wife sees that they came to the end of the road, she screams to him to watch out but he still looks at the map and ask her what is it instead of just do what any other normal person would do and that is to look at the road. This was just too much for me.
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Rough Draft (1998)
1/10
Shockingly bad!
23 March 2021
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By looking at the names of actors like Busy, Madsen and Vosloo you would think this it is not that bad, but it is in reality one of the worst movies ever made. The story itself could have worked but in this case it didn't, acting is below avarage and some of the things in this mess are just insane. For example, Busy comes into police station with a tape with a recorded murder, he is a witness to a murder and murderer comes in folowing him. So, one would say that's a perfect time to report a crime since you have pretty strong evidence and a murderer with a murder weapon is right in there. But Busy runs of without reporting it because murderer told him not to. And most of the things in this film is like that without any logic and pretty iritating.
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House Hunting (2012)
3/10
I guess girls these days can't write...
14 March 2021
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This movie is not that bad, it's interesting, acting is good, the plot is creepy enough to be a decent horror, it has something worth watching, but, there is one thing that makes absolutely no sence. After a few months being in the house they for the first time ask the mute girl what is going on. Months and months being trapped in the house just wasn't enough time for anyone to ask her anything. And she can't speak because her tongue is cut of so she can't explain to them anything in any way, and for months she seats with them in the same room and not explaining what happened to her. That means that she can't write or show them any clues or signs. And of course at the end we see another girl who lost her tongue and the thing goes on in circles. Because they didn't learn how to write...
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Inside Man (2006)
6/10
Good movie but...
8 March 2021
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Everything was fine untill the very end. After the heist the guy was there hidden for a week and the bank was opened for public but the bank manager didn't look in the lockers to find all the clues that the robbers left for the cops?!? I mean what?!? He didn't even check if the papers and diamants were stolen for a week... but it was so important to him that he wanted to seat in the police van during the heist and pay millions of dollars to the robbers. But after the heist he didn't check the lockers for a whole week... everything but that was fine, interesting movie, intense and all but the ending is totally unbelievable. They should have think of another way to end it because this is just lazy writing.
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Army of One (2020)
1/10
I couldn't finish it that's how bad it was...
23 February 2021
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It was so bad that I just left it as a background noise and start reading the reviews because I couldn't believe that this was 5,4 on IMDB. It's not! It's 2,1 at best. Movie is horrible, plot is just ridiculous, husband and wife are camping in the woods, one day while hiking they run from the rain and get in the unlocked cabin. Like in every cheap movie then they have intercourse after what they snoop around and find hidden room ful of drugs, explosives and guns. Of course they are caught and the guy is killed but the woman stays alive because bad guy missed her from three feet distance and she then goes back to revenge her husband. She has an axe but uses it to sharpen sticks and then she kills grown man with those sticks. Because she is a ranger. And do I need to say more?!? Plot is something like that a child would think of, I know it is a low budget film but it is also a very low criteria. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
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Mirage (2018)
4/10
Terrible acting and unlogical plot!
6 February 2021
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I was excited to watch this after I watched The Invisible Guest and The Body, but this was really bad. I almost gave up for a couple of times because of the horrific acting of the main character Vera. It was painfully bad. And her characher is also probably the most iritating movie character ever. She cannot except that the reality is changed and that goes on through the whole movie with her crying and constantly having a tormented face expression. But the most iritating part is the beggining when a small boy goes to investigate the racket in the neighbour's house. Who would ever do that?!? He would call his mom or the police and not go there, and the whole movie is based on something so stupid like that. I like Spanish thrillers but this one is way behind The Invisible Guest for example. And what's with this director and car accidents?!?
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Retreat (I) (2011)
4/10
Don't expect much out of this boring, annoying and predictable movie.
3 February 2021
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Well, it's one of those movies where characters act like nobody ever would. Nobody would ever do things they've done, nobody in real life would ever believe in a crazy story like they did and it is really annoying to see a man who is so incompetent that all he can do is to cry when a strange armed man shows up at the cottage on a isolated island and keeps him and his wife from leaving. The movie is boring. Characters are annoying and the plot is really bad. The husband litterally cries half of the movie and the wife cries the other half. At one point they disarm the soldier and they have another riffle in the shed but somehow soldier takes them prisoners without any struggle. Husband sits in his bedroom sobbing while dangerous strange man attacks his wife in the kitchen or at the other occasion he leaves this stranger alone with his wife in the bassement for no reason at all. Nobody would act like that, the story is pretty slow and unconvincing, nothing is really happening most of the movie, the ending is predictable and there is nothing new to see. There are many better movies out there but I wouldn't say that you need to avoid this one. Just don't expect to much.
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