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Hawaii Five-O: A Hawaiian Nightmare (1974)
The World is Ending
The clock is ticking on the detonator, half the island is going to blow, there are only minutes left, the situation is tense, what's McGarrett do? He picks up the TV remote and starts watching TV. Too funny. Who writes this stuff?
Out of the Wild (2019)
Sloooowww
It needs more movie and less soft guitar music. It seems the screenwriter just kept adding to the story and music to fill out a certain time slot. Then again, I'm forced to use a 150 letters to post this review when it can be done in less than 40.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (2016)
Tina is no Weena
This movie is as pointless as Tina Fey. Save your time for some real action, like watching the lawn grow.
Atomic Blonde (2017)
Dud
If you're dreaming of fooling around with Charlize under the football stands during lunch, this movie is for you. The painfully long pauses with camera shots, like I really care about what kind of boot some chick is wearing, is the stand out feature. I turned it off within a half hour of the beginning.
Under the Silver Lake (2018)
What Budget?
Someone gave a 10 year old too much money to film a five minute script and then let the child add anything to it that they could imagine.
6 Dynamic Laws for Success (in Life, Love & Money) (2017)
Very Original
Great story with a great mixture of rather quirky characters leads to flawless entertainment. This movie is at the top of the Indie heap along with any other movie heap.
Money Play$ (1998)
Totally Predictable
Mob guys chasing their stolen money with a happy ending. For criminals, mob guys sure lose their money a lot. How many times has this tired story line been done? Boring, slow and predictable movie..
The Center of the World (2001)
Sometimes Freckles Are Cute
Boring Story
Slow Story
Not Much of a Story
Poor Photography
Even Worse Lighting
Real Shaky Camera, Great for Motion Sickness
Freckles are Cute, Sometimes
Drinking Buddies (2013)
Terrible, Awful, and Boring
When I realized that it didn't matter how the movie ended and that it couldn't be rescued, I turned the piece of crap off. This is the worst movie I've ever attempted to watch.
I'd be embarrassed to have my name in the credits of this movie.
Frank & Lola (2016)
Slow
Watching glaciers melt is not only more entertaining but are faster than this movie. The close ups were a little much and arranging my livingroom furniture further away from my TV didn't help. For some reason the director found it necessary to have everyone pause between lines.
I never made it to the end, this movie is a wonderful sedative.