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Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
Makes the Milla Jovovich movies look like Citizen Kane
Good location building. Good makeup and practical effects. Acceptable SFX.
But the script writer and continuity need to be flogged... Seriously.
The (mis)cast is mostly phoning it in.
The Outpost (2019)
Hilarous
Most definitely one of the best military comedies since hogans heros.
It's one of those "it's so bad it's good" movies.
The writers amateurish attempts to present a captivating story results in more comedic scenes than i thought possible.
Production value, practical and cgi effects and camera work a quite good.
Someone put money into it and it shows. Maybe just hire competent writers next time.
Also killing off Scott Eastwoods character WAY earlier would also have benefitted the movie.
This one is even better than Zero Dark Thirty by means of comedy by incompetence.
Really needs a laughing track to rise above a 4/10 though.
Still loved it. More please <3.
FBI: International: One Kind of Madman (2022)
I got tears im my eyes laughing <3
This one was one of the best comedies us-television sharted out lately.
It's like the writers are not even trying...
Please give me more. The cringe factor is unbeatable ;)
FBI: International: Close to the Sun (2022)
This one was even worse than the one before...
Guilty pleasure.
It's like a torrent of cringe and belly laughs.
Give me more... I almost soiled myself giggling.
Can't even get the countries straight let alone sockets or number plates.
Luke Kleintank is still tanking this one <3
Still don't get why he's phoning in the whole show it seems. The guy can do better.
FBI: International: Chew Toy (2022)
God this is getting even more ridiculous every episode... Love it
Never laughed so hard in weeks.
This really needs a laughing track on every episode. People might think this is serious otherwise ;)
Almost snorted out my tea laughing! Keep em coming <3.
SEAL Team: All Bravo Stations (2022)
Pretty "decent" episode considering the rest of the season...
A plastic baby? Seriously?
The ending makes it the perfect time to cancel this drivel. Would have enjoyed a more direct hit though. Also: No shrapnell? Team should be in shreds... So should the writers room ;)
Pity they didn't use the Benny Hill song in the ending credits.
Yes, i'll continue watching for the entertainment factor.
This show would be perfect for a MST3K treatment...
SEAL Team: Head On (2021)
Pure comedic gold
After all those ridiculous overdramatized visits to the same places in socal being the stand-in for all he other places the us loves to invade to kill and mangle some local brown people they finally get to be the terrorists they so desperately want to be.
Murdering foreign nationals in a sovereign country without any trial or oversight by grown ups. Still filmed in californa no doubt ;)
Thanks for the belly laughs!
I know this is written by challenged 10 year olds and made for people even younger but still. Loved it. I want more <3.
FBI: International (2021)
Whisky Tango Foxtrott level cringe played with a straight face ;)
Absolutely ridiculous premise. Which is fine. It's an american procedural suposedly "in europe". But the thing really "tanking" this is Luke Kleintank. No idea what he was going for with his character here but it's bad. He'll sit in the first plane back home if he pulled that behaviour in any jurisdiction for real over here. Even if he was allowed to stay local forces would work around him and ignore his calls.
If this was played for laughs ok. But this adds WAY to much cringe to the already cringy but still entertaining us police prodecurals.
I'm just watching it for the belly laughs ;)