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10/10
One of the best films about male relationships
10 March 2024
There's been more than enough said about Midnight Cowboy being that it's high up on the AFI list and been in the National Film Registry since 1994. And I don't think I could say anything better about it than Pauline Kael or Stanley Kaufmann ever could so I'll just focus on the theme of friendship in the movie and give my own little subjective opinion on that.

Many people have and do believe that the relationship in this movie between the two men in the lead roles is a gay relationship, or at least a clandestine kind of gay or perhaps homosocial relationship. But I don't think this is necessarily so, or at least doesn't necessarily have to be interpreted that way.

I think it can read as simply a film about friends, straight friends. Yes I know the book on which the screenplay is based was written by a gay person (James Leo Herlihy) and I know the director (the great John Schlesinger) is also gay. But the screenplay itself, written by a fierce heterosexual named Waldo Salt who married four times, doesn't seem to have to be perceived this way. The movie has a gay subtext that is hard to ignore it's true, but there can be multiple of such subtexts. There can also be a subtext of what one may call now a "heterosexual life partner" subtext, ie, a bromance.

And I think that's essentially what this movie is, a bromance. Not a movie about a subtly gay relationship between two gay men. For one thing, it's fairly clear Joe Buck, the male prostitute protagonist to which the title refers (played awesomely by Jon Voight), is not a gay man, bisexual at best but probably not even that. Nothing in the film definitely points to him being gay. As for the Rico "Ratso" Rizzo character, played insanely awesomely by Dustin Hoffman, there is some minor suggestion of him being perhaps bisexual but there's just as much of a suggestion of him being asexual, when Joe alludes to the real possibility that Ratso never had sex and Ratso doesn't seem to argue it.

No, rather I think the relationship is a platonic one based on mutual desperation and need. Ratso is literally dirty, literally sick, and always scheming and thieving like an overgrown modern day Artful Dodger. He is the reluctant new buddy of Joe's when Joe gets to New York fleeing a nightmare existence back home in Yokel-land, Texas. Apparently Joe was so desperate crazy to leave that he was willing to take up working the streets as a male prostitute in New York's then burgeoning red light district. Just a corn-fed, beef cattle raised kid from Texas. But the cruel circumstances that happened to him while there made it mandatory for him to do so (he and his girlfriend were gang raped and he was falsely accused of raping her). Not to mention he was abandoned by both his parents and forced to live with his paedophilic, degenerate, prostitute grandmother. Likewise Rizzo was in very desperate circumstances himself, basically dying of some very bad and advanced bronchial disease (it's not made clear in the movie what exactly it is) who's also physically disabled (a severely disfigured foot that causes him to stumble and wobble when he walks), who never caught even a remote break in life who lives in poverty in a collapsing and condemned housing project hovel, in other words he's about to be homeless and in ill health on the street.

It's these ridiculously desperate circumstances that draw Joe and Ratso together, certainly not physical attraction or even a meeting of minds. Being desperate sometimes I suppose is reason enough to befriend someone. When you begin to see it this way it's very easy to view the film as a basic friendship between two straight men, or even if Rizzo or Joe are bisexual this is still not the factor that draws them together. It's just not sexuality, which is somewhat ironic in a movie that is full of other sexual themes, symbols, and images. However this need not be the cause for their relationship. Sex turns up in a lot of other places in the movie, but not between them.

This has made the film enjoyable to me on a different level than before. As a straight person I appreciate seeing this kind of straight male friendship in a movie. A straight male friendship based on something other than brothers in arms in war (extend that also to police), or a comedy film, or men working in criminal consort (yes they do commit crimes together, but it's for their survival in desperate circumstances). It's really kind of rare to see a male relationship like the one in this movie. I can think of only Shawshank Redemption right now. And even if the film is predominantly about a straight friendship it's no loss to gay representation in film. There's plenty of better films about gay relationships anyway. Boys In The Band, released just a year after Midnight Cowboy, is a much better example (or rather I should say would be a much better example) of a movie with complex gay relationships.

So don't worry, Queer Cinema will surely survive without Midnight Cowboy being in its catalogue. Truth is, a gay director made one of the most profound films about a (predominantly) straight male relationship in movie history. For that I think John Schlesinger should be applauded.
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8/10
Underrated Kid's Karate Movie Gem
10 March 2024
Warning: Spoilers
Breathing Fire is not a great movie, but it sure is fun to watch. Especially if you were eight years old watching it first like I was. But I discovered it rather randomly one time recently on the internet and decided to watch it again. It's still fun. It has both intentional and unintentional laughs, and it still works both as entertainment and as a story.

This little "karate" movie from 1991 found some new potential for exposure when it was added to Tubi's repository of entertainment media recently, and having acclaimed actor Ke Huy Quan, who plays Charlie in the film, recently win an Oscar (for Everything Everywhere All At Once in 2023) also brings some new relevance to the movie as one of his early roles--we should all at least know and love Quan from The Goonies anyway.

There's nothing too deep about Breathing Fire or too special, except it kinda was awesome for a bony eight year old to witness the little Ke Huy Quan kicking Kung-fu movie legend Bolo Yeung out of commission. Which reminds me, now that Quan has won the Oscar his image should be the one up front and centre on its title page on Tubi as well as here, not the mostly forgotten Bolo Yeung who's there now. After all, Quan is by far the best actor in this move, and had the funniest moments too, and yes intentionally. At least there's a DVD cover or two with Quan.

One weird thing I always wondered about with this movie is why Charlie's Dad named him Charlie? Charlie's father is a Vietnam war vet, where a popular slang for the North Vietnamese Army (NVA) was "Charlie". It must have been obvious to the writer and other members of the creative team on this film that this was so. Therefore it must have been intentional to name the character that. It's rather obvious symbolism since the father is the movie's chief antagonist who's a murderer, a thief, and even almost killed Charlie in the showdown fight between them near the end. So in other words, he actually hates his kid named Charlie, and sees him as no more hard to kill than the NVA he was killing in Vietnam, whom he also called Charlie. The funny thing is, to overanalyse a bit, how would that be taken at first back when he was a baby and his Dad decided to name him Charlie? I mean up until Charlie was 18 or so he was at least pretending he loved him and was raising him his whole life. Wouldn't people around him find it a little bizarre and somewhat disturbing that he's going to name is his adopted son from Vietnam the same name the soldiers were giving the enemy they were killing??

Then again I don't think the movie demands you consider this too hard. I don't think any more complicated character development is needed for this movie. It's not some character study after all. It was always just supposed to be a fun film, probably geared more towards kids because (unlike many other similar movies that came before and after it) there' s not a lot of blood and no gore, very little bad language, no nudity or sex. If you're looking for a classic kung-fu karate kicking type of movie to introduce your kids to, this would be perfect.
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1/10
Just Lo without the La
4 September 2023
For being an attempt at a corporate cash-grab for the various sponsors and moneyed interests involved, it would seem the mentally disordered neurotics who made this porky pigwash have forgotten one of the golden rules for making a movie a cash-grab: sex.

Space Jam 2 doesn't even provide this (along with any other enjoyable entertainment) as they've, in a paranoid rush to avoid any Weinstein associations perhaps, completely de-sexualized Lola Bunny to the point where she could just as well be some 13 year old boy bunny. Taking a body away from a cartoon bunny is really psychologically overcompensating for real or perceived sexual harassment and assault in Hollywood, like to a pathological extent. I love how the makers of this pat themselves on the back as if they are doing a great social good.

They didn't even make sensible changes to the Lola Bunny character's appearance. For example an actual smart change would have been to make her fitter, with some muscle tone. I mean she is supposed to be an athlete, right? That together with slightly smaller breasts, not a flat chest, would have been ok. But instead she looks like underdeveloped muck. Her face even looks disgraceful. This Lola is just Lo, without the La.

Lola Bunny was one of the few good things about the first Space Jam, and now this one doesn't even have that going for it. Old media like Hollywood seem to know this kind of thing annoys people, yet they do it anyway. Which then begs the question why are people still supporting these weak, brain-disordered invalids who just want to mess with you?

In a time when social media is crawling with real life Lola Bunnys and Jessica Rabbits, and dressing up as Furries is a phenomenon, Hollywood goes ahead and keeps demonstrating its irrelevance and apparent lack of market sense. Do they really think women are so depressed about their bodies that they can't handle seeing hot female characters, even if they are cartoon bunnies? Not expecting an answer to that, I'll just go to where the actual hot bunnies are, thanks.
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1/10
Yet Another Feminist Fail That No One Likes
11 November 2022
Yet another remake of a classic movie embarrassed and ruined by an idiotic man vs woman feminist worldview. All the male characters are villains or at best wimps. Gee great representation of half the population, composed of many diverse races, ethnicities, sexual orientations, on and on.

The movie tries to twist the actual reality of modern day university environments and university policies. Women are in no way, shape, or form disadvantaged in modern universities. In fact, it is men who are usually the minority in modern universities both in terms of student body and in much of the faculty. If anything, the systemic abuse is directed at males as harassment and abuse accusations don't need evidence other than a woman's word thus leading to innocent people getting expelled, fired, or imprisoned for false accusations, which universities accommodate to the nines with their stupid policies like "preponderance of evidence". There's people being fired and put in jail because of the uncritical cow-towing cowardice that university officials give to hatemongering feminists and the toxic anti-legal rights and anti-due process policies they follow.

Yet this movie makes it seem as though they're poor little darlings being constantly victimized by a patriarchal system-itself a yawn inducing concept. Just another by the numbers woman-as-victim revenge film, basically. It's a shame that the original movie was an innovator in the horror genre while this remake is just another follower, and a follower of an extremely tired out formula at that, which might have worked better 30-40 years ago but not now. Obviously women can get abused by rogue individuals, as can men, just that it's now more often men at universities who also receive the systemic and structural abuse in addition to what any rogue, sociopathic individuals (ie, a rapist) could do to you.

Making a movie villainizing men (a large group of people composed of many diverse individuals) is not criticizing sexism, it's promoting it. Maybe when the filmmakers realize this they can get their act together and actually make a work with some degree of sophistication or nuance. But with these kinds of people I wouldn't count on it.
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The Lost City (2022)
1/10
More waste from Hole-in-wood
6 June 2022
So when does Bullock take off her top in the movie, the other idiot (I forget his name) did, and who wants to see that? Gross. Then again, who wants to see the equally irrelevant Bullock's sagging top anyway. Also gross.

What can I say, yet another nail in the coffin of Hollywood. And another nail in the coffins of all the goners who still get herded in to see irritable bowel like this.
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Crashing (2017–2019)
1/10
Spineless comedy for wimpy doughboys and girls
15 December 2020
I tried to give this series a chance because, as an amateur comic myself, I thought I might relate to the experiences of a show about one. But no, expecting that any show today from old media would be actually relatable was a shortsighted gesture.

In truth, this show had me disbelieving in it from the moment the protagonist, a wimpy childish doughboy that apparently we're supposed to root for, catches his wife cheating on him and instead of tossing her useless butt to the curb, HE leaves, like the simpering doughboy wimp that he is. This is who we're supposed to follow throughout the series? :\

From that point on it was pretty awful. You see a host of tired old comics (Lange, Silverman), cliched writing, storylines, and jokes, annoying and unfunny newer comics (Ali), all while you're expected to relate to this cucky protagonist who instead of throwing his wife into a dumpster where she belongs he only tries to get back with this cheating a hole (the person who plays his wife is also not funny, nor is the person whom she's cheats with).

I got through the first season and that's about all I can manage. Glad it's done. One more nail in the coffin for this aging kind of material in an aging media.
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1/10
Another show that pushes the old gender duelism, which makes it unwatchable
19 February 2019
A formulaic, clichéd, boring, and extremely annoying show that nonetheless gets passed off by some "professional critics" (ie, propagandists) as great and original. Sure it is. Anything with a woman in the lead who suddenly becomes "empowered" (especially if it's set in the - mythical - past) pretty much automatically, without thought, gets good reviews by the identity politics pushing, critical establishment circle jerks. What a grand delusion the entertainment industry, together with its crony critics, has become.

What makes this show so unpleasant as to make it unwatchable is the moldy old male/female duelism in it. You've seen it all many times before for decades now: whenever there's a man and woman depicted as a couple, the man is always the bad one, and the woman is always the good one. The man always the stupid one, the woman the smart one. The woman, always right; the man, always wrong, etc. A man fails at something (her husband's dream comic career) while the woman succeeds at it. Well...surprise surprise.

Where haven't you seen this in every sitcom about a woman since Mary Tyler Moore and in every movie about a couple since Scenes From a Marriage? What an obnoxious yawn it all is.

The pressures and so-called oppression women endured in the era is typically exaggerated, which is a mark of propaganda. The frequent use of f-words is also uncharacteristic of the era. In many places it was still illegal for men to swear in front of women and children - oh but men had such freedom compared to women, just ask Lenny Bruce!

I don't understand why they want to alienate a lot of people with this kind of material. Whenever I see something that starts to push feminist themes, I'm outta there faster than you can blink and I'm far from the only one, liberal or conservative, who does so. In an era when feminism is increasingly resisted and when more women seem to rather aspire to be instagram models or internet porn stars or sugar babies (one poll reveals that over 60 percent of young women wish to do something sex-industry related for a career), shows and movies like this seem to be desperate attempts from feminists and other political ideologues, delusion spreaders, neurotics, narcissists - and not to mention femdom fetishists - in the industry to make it seem like feminism is still relevant.

This might actually be somewhat enjoyable material if it didn't go through feminist filters and push a sexist gender dichotomy. It seems to have its niche audience anyway. Well they can have their niche, no one else does.
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Don't Breathe (2016)
1/10
The girl with the guy's name is the one to get away, gee, how original and innovative
9 June 2018
And that' s not a spoiler, as anyone with a brain could predict that the moment they saw the lead female character whose name is "Rocky" (ugh *face palms*). I guess the director/writer didn't get the memo that giving female characters male names is one of the most tired, overdone, cliched things you could do. Once you hear that, that pretty much foreshadows how tired, overdone, and cliched this movie is in general, finally culminating in the ultimate "Last Girl" and damsel in distress cliches

First off, what an enlightened depiction of the blind. I guess the person who directed this (his name is not really worth mentioning) didn't receive any funding from the American Foundation for the Blind. And the one black character has barely any screentime and dies first. Hey look, yet even more innovation and originality. You basically can't get anymore clichéd than that. And this is a movie set in Detroit (with its large black population), which makes that doubly insulting and stupid. I can tell this director is really progressive. Not sure if the sarcasm is coming off here. The other characters are mostly stock types too, and obnoxious to boot (which is what I wanted to do to "Rocky" especially).

I suppose in another great act of innovation and originality, there's a failed attempt to make the lead (surprise!) female character the most sympathetic by contriving an abusive background for her and trying to justify her robbing a huge amount of money from a blind person in order to save her (surprise!) little sister from said abusive background. But it really very much feels like she's only out to save herself. Does the director/writer actually think we're supposed to root for this scum chick who was trying to rob a blind man who had just lost his daughter (oop! Another female! Surprise! ) And this was before they even knew, btw, that he captured the woman (Yet another female...surprise...) who gave him the money. I guess having a male captive and expect people to feel sympathy for him would be just too innovative and original for them to handle.

Apparently it never occurred to this director or writer that making only female characters the ones we're expected to care about and have sympathy for is sexist. But with the way, as I've mentioned, this mediocre hack no-talent depicts the blind and black people, I guess we all already knew he's not the most enlightened person (in addition to being untalented and unoriginal, to boot). This movie actually might have been somewhat redeemed if the ending was different and the formulaic Rocky character finally got hers after all by the blind man in some clever and inventive way or something. It would also have been much more horror-like to do so - although not for me. I guess that wouldn't have been a scary ending for me because I was actually rooting for her to die. I would have just cheered. But for others it could have been much scarier and more effective since this is supposed to be a scary movie....isn't it?

What's with the overhype and uncritical critical reviews so many sub-par and mediocre horror movies, and lame movies in general, these days get? I know pervasive collective mental illness, poisonous ideology, and general brain fugue from a desperate and depressed population who probably couldn't handle anything that's actually original, innovative, and truly terrifying has something to do with it, but can that explain it all away?

Then again, when I see the rather mediocre (and much more deserving) 7.1 this movie now has here, I guess alls not wrong with the world after all. This kind of thing tends to happen after the original false hype dissipates and people generally forget about it and move on to another piece of nose tissue, which they will no doubt just as quickly blow their nose on, and just as quickly throw away and forget about just as they had the previous one. And so on.

1 out of 10 stars. And it can be happy and lucky it got that.
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1/10
Another nail in the coffin for superhero movies
2 March 2018
There's nothing here but the same formula, with a few tweaks for the mentally ill simpletons to think it's something different. To say it's "different" or a "change of pace" (which some people are) is just stupid . The fact that this is a superhero movie alone negates all possibility that there is anything remotely refreshing or different about it.

The attempts at constant "jokes" are just obnoxious. Besides, I don't think that a movie that is in fact one big joke would be able to swallow that irony.

As for the actors there's the always annoying, uninteresting, no-count lead actor who plays thor-what's his name again? lol, yeah, like that matters. A plank of wood would have more character than this no-count, who in this movie looks like he just freshly pulled his head out of some guy's crevice.

As for the other ones, they could have gotten a more attractive actress to play Valkyrine (did I misspell that?), so then at least there would be something fun to look at despite the obnoxiousness of the character. All the hot musclegirls there are these days and yet they couldn't get one for this role? No excuse for that really.

Same goes for Cate Blanchett who plays Hela for that matter. Hey Cate, they're called implants, look them up some time, hit the thick glutes training while you're at it. Might have made this character remotely interesting....but probably still not. Hopefully at least she'll die horribly at some point.

I used to respect Jeff Goldblum more, mostly for his older roles and that respect will dissipate quickly if he keeps taking roles like the one here. Maybe he's starting to think he should have stuck with his jazz piano playing.

How do these movies even make money in an age of peer-to-peer downloading or get any good reviews? I know a lot of people are basically either paid off or obliged to make fake good reviews, and I suppose the big studio and finance system takes full advantage out of the special interest group of depressed, lost, and thor-oughly butt-stuck idiocrats out there, apparently before they kill themselves, too depressed and too in a mental fugue to know what they're doing with what's left of their lives, exposing themselves to things that's probably just making them even more unhappy. Although the lack of choice presented to these poor people has much to do with all this of course. And the suicide and mass shooting rate continues to rise....

Anyway, this is yet another marvel/comic book movie that would truly sully any landfill site. Another nail in the coffin for superhero movies no doubt. Another completely irrelevant movie (even irrelevant to entertainment) that already feels very old and done for.
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Baywatch (2017)
1/10
Easily one of the worst movies in the last...ever.
28 September 2017
Baywatch seems to function as some kind of attempt at propaganda for the idiocracy, but it's probably just that the producers in Hollywood at this point are sooooo out of it and out of touch that they actually thought this would go over well.

For some bizarre reason (as if "reason" has anything to do with any of this) they choose the grotesquely overmuscled "The Rock", a mediocre actor at best who looks like the toll-taking troll who lives under a bridge (ie, he is one ugly mofo), to fill the shoes of David Hassellhoff, talk about a miscast. It's almost as if someone out there wants to deliberately humiliate Mr The Rock and destroy his career, though it's probably just those drug-addled, sex addicted producers again thinking it would be a great idea.

Then there's Zac Effron, another mediocre actor who looks like a male Barbie doll and plays a character who is someone you would just like to kill with great satisfaction.

What a perfect pair: two mediocre actors who have a great future lined up in gay porn. One a top and the other a bottom.

Then there's the bevy of bimbos, some of which are fun to look at sometimes, although there's more attractive women out there these days they could have gotten, not to mention probably more talented too. I heard one of them is a big Indian star. Well whatever, not like her performance or presence could save this doomed stinkhole of a movie.

The only reason why I even saw this was because I have a dear friend who's unfortunately into a lot of bad movies. The weed helped, what can I say? I played with my phone as much as possible through it, for some salvation for myself. Seems like the big studio system evacuates movies out of factory a-holes these days deliberately manufactured so that you have an excuse to play with your phone.

The only good about this movie is that maybe the people who actually like Lame Johnson see how lame he actually is. Why this guy is, supposedly, the highest paid movie star is too nonsensical to comprehend or compute. Unless you can chalk it up to his fans being such a lowest common denominator lot that they haven't figured out how to use the internet yet, or their own brains.

-10 out of 10 stars, if that were possible.
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1/10
Another (mucus) film that lauds itself for male bashing
6 September 2016
Effusing from the bottom of a toilet reeks another braindead simplistic dichotomy of woman=good/man=bad gender feminist nonsense, which at this point is fast getting stale.

The male and female characters are simply poured into a pre-made mold and are scraped out without any trimming along the edges (though this movie and its lame characters have no edge whatsoever). The male protagonist is, of course, depicted as an insensitive and egotistical boar, while the female characters are, of course, (almost) flawless and infallible little angels, keeping with the now 30-some year long tradition in movies of presenting this mindnumbingly dumb, and destructive, false dichotomy. Apparently though, this dichotomy flies over the empty heads of the director, writers, and probably most of the (gracefully) few viewers of this movie. If the people who watched this actually knew better, they'd be insulted by this assault on their intelligence and dignity, especially male viewers but any female viewer too who dislikes mindlessly simplistic reductions of who she is as a woman, or maybe just maybe might have an ounce of respect for the men and boys in her life and what the culture is telling them (to hate themselves and regard women as better).

Ironic that a movie thinking it's fighting sexism and doing a good thing to, yet again, prioritize women over men and show the poor little ladies as both the victims and victors of the of big bad men, utterly and miserably fails to see its own sexism in presenting this peabrained sexist duelism of man=bad/woman=good. It also fails utterly and miserably in its own total lack of creative bravery, intelligence, and invention.

Truly great movies of the present and in the future will end this misandric outlook, and movies will not have to be either anti-woman or anti-man.
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Angry Kid (1999–2019)
7/10
Hardcore punk for adult animation=not bad
5 February 2016
I'm surprised to see this isn't a little more popular and that this is the first review. One big reason is probably because of how short the epies are. At one whole minute an ep, maybe it seems like something not to be bothered with or you don't really catch it on TV it goes by so fast (although you'll find it on youtube now).

But in a way that's what's cool about it, there really isn't many shows with that kind of a structure on TV or even really on the web. It's almost like hardcore punk for adult animation, fast and short and loud and it does have that raw, physical, punk rock aspect to it, there's lots of violent humour and other bad ass type stuff (hammer roulette is one of my favourites). A lot of viscous and grotesque body humour too, or whatever, gross-out stuff.

It's a current that runs back through the likes of Rowen Atkinson, through Spitting Image, through the alternative comedians of the 80s and 90s esp the Young Ones and so on, and it's sometimes just stupid and pointess (at the end of one short after his father hits him one last time with his newspaper for saying a string of swear words he starts to cry and even sheds tears, I mean what's the creators trying to tell us here because I'm not exactly sure if it's funny or not) but most of the time you can find something amusing to this show.

Some might even get intrigued by just the weird, ugly mofo face of Angry Kid and all the different expressions his face does, which are each different masks that need to be made for each expression. This odd creature is usually placed in a real word live action kind of environment, making a unique or at least not often seen contrast.

It's a good show. You'll probably find something amusing in this simple, juvenile adult animatated comedy and it's kinda unique presentation.
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1/10
I Spit On This Movie
4 October 2013
Warning: Spoilers
This movie just absolutely does not need to exist, so why does it?

Nor did the remake of this dog excrement in first place. It's extremely uncreative: all it is is the exact same premise and more or less plot as both the remake and the original '77 movie. The only difference is that the gradient of excessive violence keeps sliding up, and that's it. How the hell is that possibly worthwhile to make into a movie? One of these pointless acts of violence involves crushing testes in a vice and I'm simply left wondering, what kind of self-respecting man would want to go see something like that and how does he not see how dehumanizing it is to him,? Because even if it is happening to a bad-guy character, the image in and of itself is still degrading. It's yet another grotesquely, pointlessly hate-steeped movie with hostile depictions of humanity.

There's absolutely no political/social context going on right now that would justify this movie at all: rape rates have actually seen some of the greatest decreases out of all major crimes, and rape shield laws created to give added protection to the rape accuser have resulted in creating another class of victims in the falsely accused who now have inadequate defence and legal protection.

The idiots who made this must have real good connections and must please some other sociopathic or hate loving and self-hating needle-wiener losers in the industry to get this excrement made at all, but who are they making this insult to intelligence, creativity, and humanity for? As mentioned above, it can't be for any decent, self-respecting men. And I don't see how most females can identify with it either since the vast majority of them never have been raped and never will be and how would they identify with a female protagonist like that anyway? Then who's the fanbase of this?

It's goro and gore porn dorks, mixed in with some femdom loving defects, that's who. And I'm just saying in the internet age can't these needle-wiener losers find enough real or at least real-looking snuff type stuff out there to satisfy them? They have to actually see it in a horrible movie too and annoy the rest of us decent people by all that has to accompany that, like movie posters, ads, and banners on websites? I hope these "fans" enjoy their systemic denigration as men and human beings by the corrupt movie industry among others, morons. If they like violence so much, why don't they just gauge out their eyeballs, since they obviously can't even see the things that actually do SPIT on them anyway.

I suppose I shouldn't be too concerned; it's not like this excrement is going to be big at all or make any real amount of money. But still the fact that it exists at all is both unnerving and annoying.
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10/10
Still relevant and definitely not just a generational film, more relatable than 95% of what comes out of Hollywood today.
23 September 2013
Of course this is not a Hollywood film at all, but that doesn't stop it from being one of the best from the New Hollywood era anyway. But unfortunately it seems like really one of the only truly decent movies that director Donald Shebib made, though he went to the same film school as some of the greatest directors of that era: UCLA, with fellow students Scorsese and Coppola among others. And like how Scorsese examined the minutiae of young Italian American life in New York in the early '70s in Mean Streets, Shebib gives the same microscopic examination of Atlantic Canadians living in Toronto circa 1970.

It's strange how he says in the director's commentary of the DVD release of this movie that Heartaches was his best dramatic movie. My question is: How's that? Is that why no one talks about or remembers Heartaches and Going*(see note below) Down the Road is an all time classic? Is it because Going Down the Road is more of a comedy-drama than straight up drama? It doesn't matter because even if he may be a one-hit wonder (unfortunately even the follow-up Down the Road Again was pretty mediocre), it is a good hit, and one for the ages. It's a story that's obviously particularly appealing to Atlantic Canadians (such as myself) because it is rare to see our depiction in film at all never mind in such a true to life, and well known, presentation as this. But it's also a story for simply anyone who ever wanted to break out of some nowheresville, who refused to lay down and accept their oakie-dokie so-called fate—and it doesn't sentimentalize it or make any apologies in saying that doesn't always succeed.

Some say it's the Canadian Citizen Kane. I don't know if that's supposed to be some kind of typically self-effacing hoser humour or what, but I would say in earnest that it could very well be the Canadian Midnight Cowboy in terms of its trailblazing North American film realism and grit, as well as having the similar theme of small-towner(s) coming to the big city with high hopes and dreams that come crashing down yet continue to persist anyway. It does stand up to those two films, yes even Kane in some ways, and it definitely was worthy enough to win the Oscar for best foreign film of 1970 like those two films one for best picture. But it really doesn't belong in any other film's shadow. It's one of a kind.

It's definitely not just a generational film, relevant only for that time period. It's easily as relevant now as it was then; the phenomenon of Maritimers moving west (anywhere west) is going as strong as ever (I live here, I know), and you can bet that many of them are not going to find any gold at the end of the rainbow. I may be of a younger generation, but this movie relates to me and speaks to me more than about over 95% of anything that comes out today, especially mainstream stuff, and that's bitterly disappointing and desperately needs to change, and I think the time is ripe now for such a change. Anyone I've ever talked to about this movie around my age or otherwise have noted how true to life it is, still is.

*note: The IMDb's spell corrector won't seem to allow me to correct "Going" to the form it's supposed to be in the title, which is inexplicable and extremely annoying but please be aware that I'm aware of that.
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1/10
Not nearly that good, in fact, it is quite bad
1 March 2009
Ever see the review for this movie written over at allmovie? It goes on far too long for this very culturally insignificant movie. It sounds like it is written by an overly enthusiastic fan here on the IMDb. Seriously they treat it like it a Proust novel--in fact, the review is as long as a Proust novel. It is totally absurd.

The movie is just not that important. Not nearly so.

I don't detect any social or cultural intelligence from the director when I watched this film. If the movie is supposed to be connected to the torturing going on involving the wars in West Asia and so forth, then it does a poor job addressing it. If this movie is actually supposed to be reflecting that, then you would think it would do a better job with the socio-political commentary that one would expect such reflections would entail. There is no hint that it is doing any more than attempting to produce the greatest jolt from the audience--nothing more. And its attempts failed on this viewer; I think the movie is insipid and boring celluloid garbage--pretty much on the low level of low grade cult classic splatter movies like Maniac. allmovie waaaay overblows it on presenting it as some kind of great social statement on the level of Tobe Hopper and Wes Craven's films of the seventies. I don't detect anything more than an attempt at rattling people's senses. In other words, it is not worthwhile art--at best it is art fart.

Another thing that is bad about the movie and not often addressed is the misandry presented in this and the first Hostel movie. Men are shown in an unrelentingly negative light. In fact, about the only thing I found unrelenting and horrific about these films are the "hostile" depictions of men. There are only female characters to be written as good, heroic and sympathetic, even if they are psychotic torturers and killers. Of course women are shown being brutally tortured too. But this is precisely to add more shock value: people don't care as much if it happens to men, and movies like this perpetuate that carelessness. The scenes of the women being tortored are meant to be viewed as the most horrific; scenes of men being tortured are just as often made into comedic jokes. It's a scummy and disgusting message--way more disgusting than any gore or disturbing image shown. Oh btw, what great awareness and concern Roth shows by bringing attention to the nasty realities of our world including torture when the people being denigrated in the movie are for the most part men yet most of the people actually being tortured in reality are men (not to mention almost all the ones dying in the battle fields are men too). Yeah....what great and perceptive social commentary.

Then again, it is what is. But what it is is fairly insignificant and forgettable. And if it indeed does actually attempt to say something about today's harsher and bleak realities (of the wars, Bush's blind eye to victims of torture, etc), it makes the case poorly and if anything it's just a part of the whole problem of today. It seems Roth and the audience that likes this junk is as bad and complacent of torture--at least when it's happening to men--as Bush is. Does anyone with a working mind really think that people are going to leave this movie with some kind of enlightened awareness of the horrific reality of torture? Do you think they are going to say anything other than mention how 'cool' and 'gross' some of the scenes are? Pfff...speaking of awareness and reality....

Sorry, but I'm not as easily tricked as some people over at allmovie seem to be. Perhaps they should get someone to re-write the review. Cut it down by a few pages and get someone who isn't like a rabid Hansen fan from 1998. *Btw, I know that this review is kind of long too--so I'm kind of a hypocrite, but I felt it was necessary in order to supply criticism where it is due and to make something that matches up against the glowy review by allmovie. Also, I'm discussing the BAD (ie, crap) things about the movie, not imagined good things, so obviously that's going to make it longer ; )--Hope that explains it.
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Weekend (1967)
8/10
Oozing Blister of a Movie
21 October 2008
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Weekend provides a yet to be powerfully symbolic statement on the evils of the cold, money oriented capitalist mentality–now more relevant than ever since that mentality has, depressingly, only grown exponentially since this film was released. To espouse radical politics in such a manner as this film does is a testament to the daring and boldness of the infamous director Godard.

Godard does this frankly in this film, using a long sequence (the garbage men scene) to advocate radical politics like no film–not even the indies– would do today. (Well today's filmmakers might try, but either it would not be allowed to get out or it would and there would be some cheesy redemption taken place. But don't worry, this kind of cowardice will not last forever, not to say that I agree 100% with Godard's beliefs– but then again, I'm not even sure if Godard believed in such politics.) The scene can definitely boring though, going on for almost twenty minutes just showing (non-talking) heads with off screen narration. There are many scenes like this, that go on for a long, long time–the most famous being the renowned traffic jam sequence (where the sudden appearance of dismembered bodies at the end are very jarring).

So there are lulls here to the present-day viewer, maybe even for the viewer back then, but it still can blow your mind. There are certainly many disturbing scenes to be found here: the behaviour of the anarchist cult (who slit a live pig's throat on screen); burning the Alice in Wonderland influenced character to death and then coolly commenting on how she's "not real anyway"; the wife getting raped practically under the nose of her husband; the wife eating her husband at the end with the cult. Such scenes are used as ways to shock people out of their apathetic complacency (to the evils that are going down by the power structure). This is still cathartic for me and many others as a film that took (still) obvious risks to make a statement on the increasing incorporation of society, and the increasing negative behavior and attitudes of its members.

The film also abounds with heavy symbolism for the vigilant eye and mind to feast on–and the dark humour is some of the best I've seen on film. The DVD commentary is great for deciphering anything the viewer might be confused about.
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9/10
The word would be INTENSE--but entertaining when watching from a safe distance
5 September 2008
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The word that comes to the forefront of my mind when I watch this documentary is INTENSE. What's happening in the documentary is maybe the penultimate intense situation. There's no overt violence (unless you can construe verbal assault as a form of violence), there's no blood shed or particularly frightening scenes. Just lots of intensity. Which makes this extremely enjoyable. When I watched Scarred Straight on a little known channel called Moviepix back in the mid nineties or so, I was probably more than a little scared myself. Watching it again recently, I immediately felt that there was something so stirring and powerfully convincing about those convict orators, the strange and brutal world of prison life shooting through their lips like a shank delivered in an underhanded thrust to the face. It is fascinating the venom they let pour from their mouths to the teenage criminals before them, seemingly showing nothing but contempt for the kids, yet all along doing it with the aim of actually deterring these kids from the jagged path they have begun to tread on. I'm reminded of the horrors of prison life, especially the gang rapes–a form of cruel and unusual punishment that should not be tolerated in an evolved, modern society. But yet, what will there be to prevent these kids from harming others if not for that powerful deterrent. It's a disgusting and disturbing thought, but it does make you think, and it's the kind of necessarily upsetting thoughts that surface when watching this movie. The convicts duty is too make these kids think twice, and their vitriolic, yet elegant and almost poetic, threats of rape, beatings, and murder is unfortunately more effective than what a high school guidance counselor can provide.

A central flaw to Scarred Straight though is that it didn't have female convicts relating the experience of female prisons to the three girls in the mostly male company. Yet it doesn't seem to really matter to the girls; they look more terrified than most of the boys (even though some of the boys have tears welling up in their eyes during the session)–and one of the male convicts did mention a particularly horrific account of physical and sexual assault in a female prison. But it still would have been interesting to have an actual female convict to talk just as aggressive and as crude to the girls (I wonder if they did this for the 1999 Scarred Straight?).

It is such a delight to see the kids reactions after it was over. They all seem to have been breathing sighs of relief that they were out of there. Most of them actually did become straight–whether the program was actually the chief inspiration for that is unknown. But it does have a powerful effect on the viewer (especically when in the right frame of mind), a strange and rare kind of entertaining film that really doesn't do much to entertain. And there are some funny things the cons say. I don't think it's unacceptable to have an occasional laugh at these criminal wordsmiths as we sit in the comfort of our living spaces, knowing that we aren't locked in that room with them yelling in our faces about vengeful vendettas, eye gouging, nose biting, and d—s sliding into you.
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The Boondocks (2005–2014)
10/10
Nothing obtuse about it, Boondocks is a straight up satirical assault
7 August 2008
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An antidote for an ailing contemporary black mainstream culture, Aaron McGruder's comic stip turned TV show offers finally much needed criticism of a culture jaded and leaden with ennui from years of unmitigated platitude. Whether it's played out gangsta pop, the "coonery" imagery of movies like soul plane, constant images of bling and brand flashing rappers and just plain flashing from half naked women in music videos, the resurgence of lame black stereotypes, this show satirizes all that garbage and in the process partially sanitizes the dirt and grime of mainstream black culture. To be fair, this show offers a number of new and old black stereotypes itself, but almost always they are presented as satire–though sometimes they are presented as just extreme sick jokes, like the character of Uncle Ruckus, whose basically the most submissive, uncle Tom, self-hating black man you would ever meet.

Boondocks replaces Family Guy and Southpark as the animated show with the sharpest bite. With its gratuitous use of the words "nigger" or "nigga", bitch, and constant cussing beeps, the show deals in frank language, which is congruent with the general straight up frankness of the entire show. One of the great things about the it is this appeal of candour–such a refreshing break from the norm of most black TV shows--or any other kind of show for that matter. It doesn't relent on any issue. But the show has a contradictory deliverance of satirical message and apathetic nihilism. Then again, the fact that the show highlights the often undiscussed assaults on the black collective consciousness (I glad that someone finally cited the problems of BET and movies like Soul Plane)is enough to redeem it.

Many shows are satirical, and there have been black satirical shows too. What's truly innovative about it has more to do with its style. A silk road is paved between the animation form and the show's content. The combination of Eastern influenced animation and the black American themes is something new to our culture It's the first black themed TV show that I ever saw animated in the anime style. The manga inspired fight scenes are particularly enjoyable to watch.

I mentioned that this was an antidote for an ailing contemporary black mainstream culture; well, I'll modify that and declare it is an antidote for an ailing mainstream culture as well, because it doesn't only attack aspects of black culture. It's always such a relief when something comes along and kicks the bull---- out of the mindlessness of the current state of affairs. Two of McGruder's chief influences did it: All in the Family and Monty Python. So maybe somewhere deep down in himself, McGruder reverently strives for the greatness of his favorites comedies on the edge as he irreverently attacks the things he despises. The Boondocks is a likely candidate to be in those high ranks.
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10/10
One of the Best from this Decade
5 July 2008
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Probably one of the better films of the 2000s, this picture of getting what you give is one of the best films I've ever seen. On the surface, one may take it as a formulaic rags to riches story, and truly that's one of the things it is, but there is certainly more to it than that. Since many other accolades have been given to this great film already, I'll mention some things from an angle that is often ignored or just plainly not seen at all.

In an era when fathers seem to want to be more directly involved in their children's lives than ever, there's a readymade contradiction that their role is somehow inferior to the mother's role. This film, with its poignant examination of a father's relationship with his child, helps put a few holes in that notion (and it helps that it was based on a true story). This is a rare, serious, film that offers the idea that the father may in fact be the better parent, a somewhat bold move. In the family law system, father's needs and rights are often neglected, dismissed as unimportant, or just plainly trampled over. In many ways, current family law discriminates against fathers, precipitating the need for a father's rights movement. The first film that might be viewed as a vouch for that movement was Kramer vs Kramer back in 1979, with Hoffman's character's often overlooked statement on how if women can be financially as capable as men, then men should be as emotionally capable (i.e. with their children) as women. Mr. Mom followed, with Micheal Keaton playing one of film history's first househusbands. Now, in this decade, there's a film that beats the latter and even rivals the former. And importantly, a black father is represented as a nurturing and involved dad; let's hope it provides one nail in the coffin of that ridiculous and played out macho, gangsta, black male image you strangely still see all the time in the media.

Beyond those more heavy considerations, the film's two leads play their roles so expertly that it almost seems like they really are father and son—oh, whoops, they are (I'm sure someone else made this stupid joke already, but really I did not just copy someone else who has already done it in a review). Oh well, they still make some memorable moments together. Among the more poignant scenes is one where Smith's character reaches rock bottom and is forced to sleep in subway bathroom with his son, but he musters up enough strength to keep the boy amused and excited, taking advantage of a child's active imagination to do so. Young Smith also has a knack for acting subtle emotions, such as in the scene where he wants his dad to buy him a chocolate bar but understands the his dad might not be able to afford it. Such subtle acting at such a young age is impressive. Seeing Will Smith in something other than an action film is also refreshing (the last time I saw him in a non-action film was Six Degrees of Separation back in the mid 90s. The movie also has many humorous and clever moments, adding to the overall enjoyment.

The only depressing thing about this film is that he is striving to attain a job as a stockbroker. To me, despite being financially rewarding, that would be one bleak and abysmal–and highly highly stressful– existence (despite the smiles Smith's character sees on their faces near the beginning of the film). But to remove my tongue from my cheek for a moment, it's better than living in poverty with a five year old boy. At least he's not striving to be an accountant, or trying to get an MBA (well, my tongue's natural place is in my cheek anyway).

More than just a rags to riches story (even though it is engaging on that count) it also reveals that a father can love just as much, and sometimes better, than a mother. It's a much needed wake up call for awareness of the father as an intelligent and capable good man. Looking at most movies and TV shows these days, depressingly you don't see a lot of that, a direct assault on the new reality of many fathers. Hopefully this film will be a harbinger for more good depictions of men and fathers on screen.
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10/10
A great film-making moment for the lonely ones and everyone else
1 July 2008
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An amusing curio of a film, Harold and Maude is about man/woman relations that I can actually not only stomach, but get emotionally satisfied with as well. The man and woman aforementioned may be a teenage boy and a 79 year old woman, but that is only surface detail that may work to draw one into the deep meaning of the connection between the two. And that connection expunges the surface detail of that long transit of age between them. The sexual revolution not only gave more leeway for the young to experiment sexually. Director Hal Ashby reminds us here that that revolution need not be just for the young, and that there should be a more holistic meaning of freedom. In the context of this movie, a freedom not limited to age.

Set during the uncertain latter days of the rights revolutions in the early seventies, Maude is an original player in the social protests from the early 20th century Progressive era. To her, the Sixties hoopla is but old news, or rather universal and transcending ideas, attitudes and feelings that transmorph into new threads from olde wares. She has already participated in her collective revolution, and now she takes care of the personal. Harold is a teenage boy who finds both a dark amusement and psychologically necessary outlet in pretending to kill himself . His morbidity and her lust for life brings them together at a funeral they're both attending just for the hell–or the life (cycle)– of it: one does it due to a dark obsession with death, and the other to participate in the sacred and infinite life and death cycles of nature. This mutual coming together over death provides the launching pad of their intimate and unusual relationship.

The movie's uplifting call for life to be lived instead of to be moped and grieved is expressed genuinely and genuinely felt by the creators and more perceptive viewers respectively. It wins for its celebration of true love and what it really means to truly love. The transcendent qualities of love are of paramount importance here: it doesn't bother Harold that the woman he loves is so sundered from him in experience and age, and it doesn't bother Maude that a young man with some serious mental issues, because want keeps them enamoured of each other extinguishes those other distances. Their quirky but perfectly natural bond is stuff that make one breath a little bit easier, with the reassuring idea that there is something someone for everyone no matter how old or weird and alienated one is.

I hate describing such a nuanced film with such tired clichés; please don't let those deter you from thinking it's any good. This film is anything but a cliché; if fact, it is one of the most unique love stories before of since. I could go on and write about the subtle and naturalistic acting, like for instance the facial gestures that are crucial but often overlooked by more recent viewers, the speechless moments where communication is expressed flawlessly without speech, but I'll just leave it at that. My subjective measure of this film definitely has to be a 10.
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Poison (1991)
7/10
Still Worthwhile Art
24 November 2007
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I really thought this film was going to be a particularly memorable one. It seemed to have all the workings of a possibly memorable film for me: the director impressed me with My Own Private Idaho, the title is compelling, and the title together with it x rating (in retrospect, I wonder why this film is still rated x.....or why it was rated x even then) evoked in me an excitement at being challenged and confronted by a presentation of innovative ideas and taboo subjects and images. But the film doesn't reside prominently in my memory, except for a few images. Those images are unsettling and repulsive, for instance the scientist who ingested the essence of sexuality serum face appears to drip or melt in some scenes (this probably an analogy for AIDS), and the scene where a young man's mouth is used as a bullseye target for what seems to be a spitting contest.

I don't know if director Todd Haynes was putting forth a concerted effort to make this a serious or important film or is rather just seemingly unspooling various thought threads of his views and that of society's on gayness at the time. The term "gay"(with is positive connotations in happiness and gladness) doesn't seem appropriate here, as homosexuality in the film coexists with often degraded and repugnant imagery, and is itself depicted often negatively. The film splits between three different yet still connected stories, as it moves back and forth between the three instead of presenting them in separate blocks. In so doing, the darker themes of imprisonment and confinement (the story set in prison) are juxtaposed with ideas of freedom, as when the strange (queer?) little boy ascends presumably into the heavens from the window sill (at first thought one assumes the boy jumping out the window is committing suicide). This gives the film an odd supernatural flavour and redeeming hopefulness, although upon further reflection the hope seems lost when considering that it has to be presented as supernatural (can unity and peace among and for gays only be expressed in this unrealistic way?) But on another level, the film may be an accurate reflection of the regressive attitudes and ambiguity towards homosexuality during the height of the epidemic of AIDS, so that the depictions aforementioned are expressing dark and angry emotions perhaps present in this particular gay film maker; maybe the thought that gays were sexually liberated at the beginning of the eighties but became stigmatized once again (due to a deadly disease, no less)was the cause for much frustration and anger among gay artists like Haynes. Perhaps it seemed for a while that salvation only lied in such a dreamlike solution.

At any rate, the boy ascending out the window did give this movie an interesting, unexpected turn, and did mitigate some of the darkness that pervaded most of the film (this is represented visually as well, as the prison story cinematography appears colour desaturated and the diseased scientist one is black and white). But I found it sometimes too bleak....and way too slow. Perhaps this very slow (almost excruciatingly slow) pacing was deliberate for one reason or another on the director's part, but I almost had to shake my head from nodding out a bit to keep up my involvement in the film as an attentive viewer.

An unusual story telling technique, some jarring and disturbing scenes, and just a general underlying weirdness are qualities I like, but the pacing is too slow and the message(s) seems too cynical and negative–at least for my own private subjective standards (which may or may not agree with you the reader). Then again, the film is called Poison, so that may be expected and required. I'll allot this seven stars because despite its flaws as I see them, it is nonetheless a work of film art--just not one particularly memorable for me.
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9/10
Some funny moments but doesn't convince me
2 August 2007
Too much unconvincing hype for this often unconvincingly "groundbreaking" show. It seems like a set of spasmodically rabid fans have too hurriedly coughed out chimerical accolades in something like a prescripted attempt to revere something, anything, but that just isn't worth revering.

Truly, the show is capable of evoking laughter from time to time, such as from the hip hop dance instructor in the gold jump suit's seeming preoccupation with people's dads, and from some good recurring characters such as Dr. Steve Brule and the Skylars. But this quasi-critic doesn't really buy the notion that this show is "actually incredibly complex", you know, despite seeming simplistic and rag-tag on the surface. While it is true that watching scenes over again a few more times one may pick up a few things that one didn't see or realize before, but this does not qualify as "incredibly complex". If many comedy fans accept this as incredibly complex, then they have accepted a very low standard of "excellence" in comedy. I think we deserve, and can in fact get, much better than this.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job is just the latest among a long line of po-mo comedy shows compared to Monty Python's Flying Circus (I still think the show the came the closest to Monty Python's excellence is Kids in the Hall, which Tim and Eric can't hold a candle too), and if you've seen all that's come since then, or have a good knowledge of absurdist comedy of all types extending back to the Goons in the1950s/60s, then Tim and Eric become a lot less great, unfortunately for you fans (check out Frank Zappa's albums, for instance, if you like Tim and Eric's surreal humour). It's nonsequiter, absurdist, and surreal nature is at this point actually getting played out. If it is at all new terrain in sketch comedy, the possible innovation would seem to me to be a kind of traumatic element to some of the bits that isn't really comedic at all (unless very darkly comedic). That's the most interesting thing I find about Tim and Eric (beyond the somewhat unusual name of the show). Then again, Wonder Showzen contains that element too, but the styles of comedy in the two shows were both conceived around the same time, I'm guessing. I sense that Tim and Eric might be attempting an evolution in conceptual comedy (think Tom Green or Andy Kaufman). They don't quite succeed in doing this, but they don't exactly fail either.

I'm sometimes forced to wonder if people can tell what is actually trail blazing these days. Whatever is, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job just doesn't seem to fit-for the most part, anyway. And too many ringing accolades from fans too eager for the next big thing doesn't convince me. Just be patient and don't just pelter into a misinformed consensus by a few that has somehow established it as the next big thing. But one can tell this show makes some efforts and attempts to be different. And again, there are some truly funny moments.
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Miracle Mile (1988)
10/10
pre-apocalyptic, underrated winner.
2 April 2007
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Miracle Mile is the very definition of an intense, taut film, frightening in the real-life horror kind of way. The film is exemplary crafted in the genre of suspenseful race against the clock, a clock set for apocalypse. What makes it particularly frightening and effective is that it is not so much a hypothetical situation as it is a feasible one considering the stockpiles of nuclear arsenals in the world (and there was thought to be a grave danger when only the US and Russia had such weapons). I was surprised at how heart pumping it is; it very much creates an anxious and hostile atmosphere, that is until the events in the film become outright chaotic. One of the things about the movie that makes it work so well is its realistic quality (which the actors all pull off quite well) that stirs the viewer, engages them in their emotions, and lends so much to just how frightening and anarchic such aa situation could be. Upon watching it first I remember being so mesmerized by is subtly surreal and dreamlike scenes. There are actually some great cinematic scenes to be found here, such as when the long-range missiles are shooting overhead as being viewed from the top of skyscraper, and another scene at the end where the couple are going to die trapped in a helicopter when it crashes into what looks like water after a missile struck, where the world now looks like the inside of a microwave. These are the kind of scenes that get implanted into one's memory for a long time. Other memorable scenes involve the café owner frantically pulling a gun on Edward's character, after he tells and consternates the people in the café about the phone call he accidentally intercepted, is so chillingly plausible in its likelihood, again the actors accomplishing impressively realistic responses. This movie also made me pay especial attention to how good Anthony Edwards is as a dramatic actor. Mare Winningham played her part as Edwards' girlfriend quite expertly too.

The beginning is ironic. It has the aforementioned young lovers starting a happy new life together, Edward's character being in love for the first time, and in almost no time it becomes the end. The movie leaves one feeling uneasy, for what could be just a popcorn thriller outing can have the emotional impact that causes pensive reflection on the atrocious and catastrophic possibilities that are out there. Btw, there is an excellent application of dark humour throughout the movie. This should keep those who feel a little too uneasy a littler happier.
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300 (2006)
1/10
Has the most misleading commercial reviews for a film to date
21 March 2007
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Looking at this film from a purely objective standpoint, the visuals do give the film some brownie points, and there is some good use of fast to slow motion in the battle scenes–which themselves are often exciting. However....

There is very little thought or heart behind the visuals, that is, what is happening just on the surface. Maybe this is deliberately so (after all it is based on a comic); but regardless of the filmmakers' intentions, all kinds of other messages can be communicated to the viewer. Something that was communicated to me was that there seemed to be an attempt to, unsuccessfully, recapture some kind of moribund, ultramacho attitude where films years ago could do that effortlessly--ya know, in a past where those attitudes might have been more functional in some way but are now better left shed. The movie reeks of irrelevancy (and no, I don't count regressive movements and attitudes as relevant even if they do currently partially exist). There's seriously something bugging out in today's young men: looking up to a bunch of belligerent Spartan Greek military cogs for idols of manhood? If many young men are going for this kind of thing, it only reveals just how lost they are. Think of it: boys and men are flocking to see a movie that features well built, chiseled, and hard muscular bodies (used for sexual titillation probably more for hard up female viewers but also for the latent homosexual fantasies of many men), and combines that with all kinds of violence inflicted upon the male body in a war milieu being directed to an audience sitting in (or sleeping through?)a time when such large scale warfare can lead to the extinction of the human species among many other species. Wake up!You're seeing a film where male bodies are being used not only as meat bags to be cut and broken in so many ways, but also as sex objects. So do you see the type of conflicts that are pertinent to the here and now? Any negative depictions of women in the film (for instance, the girl used in the oracle process on the mountain) are meant to be criticized or seen in a negative light (except maybe the cheap thrill of brief female nudity). And the queen in the film, predictably, stabs and kills the traitor who raped her, so she is able to take back power by taking law into her own hands (though it can be argued that the queen consented to having sex, hence making her "revenge" a tricky moral quandary).

Another message many docile minds could receive is that racism is just fine. Again, even if the comic creator/filmmakers didn't intend this, it can still be communicated as such. A possible marketing "war cry" to this film could read: "watch a bunch of people who are slightly whiter (or should I say pinker?) slaughter the early "towelheads", some of which, as an added bonus, are black!" Not a very nice thing to say is it? Well that's just what I'm perceiving in this movie's possible racist undertones. I was actually quite relieved when I saw all the less tanned ones finally die at the end. A feeling I did not enjoy having, I should concede. Homophobia is also present in the film (even as the buff male bodies present seem to nourish gay impulses), adding to its "greatness" I suppose. Btw, those "boy lovers from Athens" had far far far more contributions to culture and history than the Spartan war mongers.

I suppose I wouldn't have even bothered analysing this film in any depth in the first place if I hadn't heard some of the "reviews" it received. Calling it "groundbreaking" and a "landmark" and "a film of a generation" kind of gave the impression that there was something more at work than just visceral stimulation and candied entertainment, didn't they? These reviews would be laughable if such dead ringing endorsements were not indicative of cultural malaise and intellectual bankruptcy. Obviously sheeple no longer know, among many other things they don't know in this information age, what groundbreaking means (and exactly what generation does that refer to? The one that's been dead for hundreds of years..or the current dead one?). The production company likely just paid off certain critic drones to give the movie such reviews, as often happens now. Those who make these kinds of films are primarily out for your money; secondarily, they might be using thrilling visuals to fool a lot of, well, fools into calling it, say, groundbreaking, to give themselves false psychological feelings that they have done something worthwhile–but by far they are just out for the money. Anyway, all the most base self-interest and nothing more in sight here. In fact, in this film there is no sight at all--just spectacle--and certainly not a lot worthwhile. Hey, maybe that's precisely why it's the film for "a {de}generation".
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George Carlin: Doin' It Again (1990 TV Special)
9/10
Carlin's Transformation
9 February 2007
This is an underrated and unrecognized breakthrough performance for Carlin. This was the beginning of the transformation to the angry old man of the nineties (this transformation is not complete until Jammin' in New York), tapping into the palpitations released from assault comedians of old (Lenny Bruce) and new (Bill Hicks), pelting out more provocative material together with a far more acerbic delivery. His often hilarious comments about language, cancer, feminism and politics in general, and the general state of modern society are jarring when compared to the "7 words you can't say on television" and "a place for my stuff" routines of old. His thoughts on language are particularly thought provoking, at least for a stand-up comedian.

Interestingly he's even beginning to grow his hair long again, maybe symbolizing his return to the maverick boldness (for the time)of his 70s material--only more aggressive, and updated.

This should keep you smiling--if that's what you like to do. If you don't, then watch this, it might be beneficial, to you. --of course, unless you're offended by what's being said.
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