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X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)
Ok
But I felt like it was a retred of privious films, just felt pointless
Captain Marvel (2019)
Omg
Brie Larson is so erotically charged in this, she is awesome
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
Good
Luna lovegood is the backbone of the series, an underused and unapriciated character
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
Um
I don't like the cocky Spiderman, but Emma stone in a mini skirt is awesome
Spider-Man (2002)
Good
Best bit Kirsten dunst boobs, they look amazing here
Green Lantern (2011)
Ok but
Just feels boring at times, I find myself not caring what happens, but an ok film for Saturday night
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (2011)
Brilliant
About the growth and adventures of three friends at a magic school
Biggest thing about these series of film, Emma Watson became a sex symbol
But my best charater is Luna lovegood, funny, but brilliant. Prof you should be yourself in a quick to judge world
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Very long
But good, I still can't understand why thanos is demmed more powerful than galacticas
Captain America, black widow, the vision, and iron Man all make a final bow.
Venom (2018)
Strange
It's strange not sure if they are making venom good or bad in this.
Takes quite a while to get going, but ok addition to the Spiderman universe
The Frozen Ground (2013)
Oh yes
Vanessa hudgens as a pole dancing stripper, bring it on. She is made for lap dancing
Freaks of Nature (2015)
Bring it on
Vanessa hudgens as a cleavage heaving mini skirt zombie, oh yes
Bad Grandpa (2013)
So funny
The scene where he goes to the stop club, strips off to reveal saggy balls is a classic
High School Musical (2006)
Ok
Olesya rulin steals the show, amazing actress. Plus Vanessa hudgens is compelling
17 Again (2009)
Best bit
Best bit is seeing the bully taken down with the small Weiner attack
Ted (2012)
Really funny
Ted isn't politically correct, it's so funny. He basically is a teddy brought to life. But his girlfriend tries to make him choose between her and the teddy. Ted is a drug taking, woman banging, swearing guy. Who says it how it is. I wish ted was my friend
Ted 2 (2015)
Oh ted
Ted marriage is annulled, he wants a baby so he has to prove he is a person. Really funny especially the scene when he get covered in jizz. And the scene they try and get Tom Brady jizz. Not politically correct, but great fun
Ted (2012)
Really funny
Ted isn't politically correct, it's so funny. He basically is a teddy brought to life. But his girlfriend tries to make him choose between her and the teddy. Ted is a drug taking, woman banging, swearing guy. Who says it how it is. I wish ted was my friend
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
Ok
As someone who played this on the sega master system for years my problem is,
Dr robonick in the game he was a fat guy, who made machines to try and duff sonic.
A skinny Dr, doesn't feel right
Jin Carey in this is just annoying,
Joker (2019)
Very emotional
About how a man disgraced and bullied by society goes downhill to become the joker. It shows how society sometimes messes you up.
This is how the joker was meant to be, not a gangster like suicide squad.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Will it?
Can they destroy that ring, will a gnome and elf finally get on. Can a man rise to be a king. Will the all powerful Evil finally get his arse kicked by a Hobbit?
Warning contains spiders
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
That ring
Trying to destroy that ring is a dangerous pastime, an epic movie, filled with orcs, gnomes, elf's, and Wizards
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Very watchable
About a Hobbit and his friend who go on a quest to destroy the all power ring.
A group of men, elf and gnome go with him, but who is his friends and who just wants the ring?
Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)
Harvey Quinn
Once again Margot Robbie steals the show as Harley Quinn. It's about a team of girls with ability kicking a crime lord, and rescuing a young girl.
Harley Quinn is deadly, charged and projects so much raw tension in this.
Doctor Who (2005)
Emilia Jones in dr who the rings of akhaten
Seriously this young lady will win an Oscar, the way she ripped out your heart and soul in this episode was unmatched.
But now what ever she does her beauty and talent will leave you breathless
Britain's Got Talent (2007)
Leah barniville
Ok first without a doubt she should of won this, her voice literally saved my life. I have suffered in the past with depression, anxiety and yes self harm.
Her voice has lifted me so many times, I honestly owe her my life. Her voice captivates, lifts your heart and mends your soul. Honestly her talent I unmatched by singers alive or dead.
I cried while watching her on the show, really special young lady. But I hope this doesn't offend but when will be big music bosses got off their arse and get her the backing she clearly deserves.
I believe she will be the first lady to sing the bond song and to be a bond girl. I hope that again doesn't offend but reviews are about honestly, and I have to be true to myself and only put how I see it.
Leah barniville needs to be where she deserves a champion of music, and and the best of Britain, for she truly is a goddess inside and out