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The Rise of Sir Longbottom (2021)
What did I just watch...
Horrific "Kung Fu" Sequences that were never choregraphed above 10FPS. Uninspiring dialog and actors/actresses who make it even worse.
Plot/Story, if you can call it that, is so lazy and haphazard.
Can not tell who the audience for this is meant to be. So hammy and cheesy that it felt like crappy wannabe Spy Kids until the blood and death popped in.
The Debt Collector (2018)
Silly, Goofy, and great mindless fun
Great action comedy that doesn't disappoint. So many laughs to be had and just enough character development to pull you into Sue and French.
Boyz in the Wood (2019)
So sad
So much potential here. Could have genuinely been a great campy coming of age horror/thriller. Some of the film I legitimately enjoyed, but the "hip hop" premise/bit was just worthless and took away from any chance of this being worth watching.
It breaks in and breaks up so much. It also wastes so time in the film that could have been put to better use with the characters and definitely the plot.
If the creator/director thought "OMG IM GUNNA B O RIGINAL! I SUCH EDGE LORRRDDDD!" No you were not you just cranked out another cinema meat grinder flop and wasted money and planetary resources that could have made at least a slightly decent piece of cinema.