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The Swedish Theory of Love (2015)
Erik Gandini clearly can't get laid
A terrible, biased, fake "documentary". The director clearly has no friends and can't get laid, and is trying to make up for this by slating Sweden in this travesty of a documentary, that is now, unfortunately, being shown in Swedish schools (because of a certain kind of leftist Swedish self-hatred I would guess). I'm not Swedish -- I moved here in 1999 because of the amazing women, and in 2024 -- 25 years later -- I'm still living in this fantastic country surrounded by amazing women. Erik, if you can't get laid and have no friends, making a crap film isn't the answer to your problems! And you want to move to Ethiopia? Seriously? Are you out of your f.....g mind?
The Green Knight (2021)
A complete abortion.
This is actually the worst film I've ever seen. It is irredeemably bad -- EVERYTHING about it is bad: script, acting, dialogue -- even the Foley which is crazily inappropriate. Believe the bad reviews -- I wish I had!