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Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
Loved It
I was expecting a rather boring movie, however, I was pleasantly surprised. I don't know if I a am being influenced by my expectations, however, my reaction to the movie at the end was, "That Was Great!" I loved the movie, although I Never liked the cartoon, even as a child.
I also had no problem with the pace of the movie, it all lined up just right for me and my family. At the very least, you will not be disappointed! It was a lot of fun and worth seeing! I'd see a sequel if they had it, but as far as the cartoon is concerned, not interested. My son said the height of the chipmunks relative to one another wasn't in accord with the cartoon.
Gears of War (2006)
Terrific game!
I knew from the start Gears would be a great game. I didn't doubt it for one second.
Graphics- On non HD T.V.s it looks amazing. So much detail went into almost everything. But on HD you will be blown away. Either way, it looks great.
Sound- Probably the only bad thing. The sounds and everything are great its just the voice work is a bit caveman.
Violence- Had to bring it up because when I first chainsawed an enemy I was like "Whoah!". Definitely a gory game.
Gameplay- Sort of like Resident Evil 4. The controls may take a bit time getting used to but once you figure them out aiming and shooting will be simple.
Overall- Great game. A must buy for 360 owners.
10/10
God of War (2005)
Even The Gods Fear This Games Greatness
This is the most fun I have ever had playing a video game. It is gore, mythical beasts, puzzles, and boobs! What more could you want? The graphics are terrific, especially for the PS2. The music is epic and the voice acting is great! The gameplay is fun with great and smooth controls. Every time you pull off a combo you fell good about it.
Although I am only eleven, I respect the challenging puzzles in the game. The really help the game from getting repetitive. I have played through the game at least three times on each difficulty and I might just play through it again! If you own a PS2 and don't have this game, GET IT.
10/10
Biohazard 2 (1998)
Nice
This is one pretty good game. I am eleven and I got this game and beat it when i was seven. And I still play it occasionly if I am bored. Good story, pretty scary, good puzzles, and gore. I ain't going to spoil anything for you but I am sure you'll get to a nerve racking point. And once you beat you unlock minigames. There is also many secrets in the game.
I do have a few complaints though. Ammo is sometimes scarce in certain areas, meaning if you run out, you have to use the weak a$$ knife. Camera angles are annoying sometimes. And there is so much backtracking! But aside from all that, it is still a great and classic game. It may even be better than Dead Rising. And I love that game. But RE2 is definitely one of the greatest zombie games around.
Biohazard 4 (2005)
Terrific
This is the most intense, scariest, and pulse pounding games I have ever played. The graphics are great, the deaths are gruesome, and the enemies are terrifying. This game is not for the squeamish though. A little example of why is you can get decapitated by a chainsaw, get clawed through the face, chopped in half, smashed, and torn to pieces.
This is the story in a nutshell. Your sent o Europe to find presidents daughter. People aren't exactly nice. You find girl. She gets captured A lot because Leon wont give her a gun. You kill some bosses and kill a lot of Gandos. You escape island on jetski. Girl wants to have(MAJOR SPOILER) sex with you. The End.
11/10
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (2006)
What a great game.
Wow is all i have to say.
Graphics- Very good. Every thing has great detail. Trees even sway in the breeze. Although there is not a single women face that isn't man free.
Sound- Great voice acting. But you can tell only about seven voice actors were used.
Playability- Combat is fun and intense. The inclusion of Havok physics make each kill more satisfying.
Overall- Great game. Although there are some annoying elements (you have to repair armor and weapons) but it is still fun. With many secrets to discover, you will be hooked.
9/10
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Couldn't be any worse.
This was a terrible movie. Not only was it basically a sex flick, but the story is horrible. Sarah Stone is to old to play this role.
This wasn't a drama to me. To me it was a porn movie. I mean come on, there is like five very graphic sex scenes, all of which are obviously there to distract people from the movies awfulness.
If there is a Basic Instinct 3, they had better add a good story, and tone down the sex scenes.
I don't know who will enjoy this movie (aside from perverts) but if you happen to like it, shoot yourself in the head.
1/10
BloodRayne (2005)
Why oh why?
I tried to like this movie. I tried to get into it. I really, really tried. This is obviously the worst movie on earth. Terrible story, bad acting and terrible script. And the sex scene was so random you would think you were watching a porn.
Don't see this movie. Don't go near it. It is terrible. Go see a good movie. Anything is better than this.
I was really about to ask the theater for my money back. It was that bad.
Rayne looks good and all but is a terrible actor.
Worse movie on earth. Do not see it.
0/10