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Clash of the Titans (2010)
Just flat-out BAD, as in, BAD.
I wish they hadn't remade this movie at all. It's completely insulting to the original. The acting was wooden, the dialogue matched it, and every sequence was just plain neutrally subpar, LOL. This movie was truly tragic in every sense. I hope that Hollywood doesn't think that they're going to get by with putting out rubbish in 3-D. We're on to you Hollywood, the jig is up. Please don't insult your audience and for the sake of all that is worthy, STOP DESTROYING THE CLASSICS!!! Hollywood, you could have easily taken upon countless other stories of Greek Mythology and tried to be fresh and different without compromising the greatness of the original "Clash of the Titans". Instead, you were too concerned about lining your pockets. SAD, SAD, SAD. Hmm, it's getting' close to the tax deadline. Can I write off my expenses for watching this trash? Of course not.
Thank you Hollywood for another display of glorified poop. You wanna kick my dog while you're at it?
The Freshest Kids (2002)
The Greatest Documentary I've Ever Seen, Although I May Be A Little Biased!
This documentary had such great content!!!! I loved the archive footage and the interviews with some of the original B-Boys!!!! They didn't go into great detail about the other elements of Hip Hop but the B-Boying aspect of it was spot-on! But then again, that's what the film is about in the first place. If I had anything to complain about it would be just that I would have liked to have more battles to view on the special features. But that's a small gripe and showing the original New York City Breakers bust some moves before a small crowd at a B-Boy convention in L.A. almost makes up for it. I'm a B-Boy myself and I appreciate the fact that there are still a whole lot of us out there doin' our thang!!!! If you're a Hip Hop enthusiast or if you're the least bit intrigued by the Hip Hop culture then you must check this out! It'll teach you a little bit about how Hip Hop was originally supposed to be conveyed. Not as some booty-getting', thug buggin', gang-bangin', BULLSHIT! THIS EXPLAINS THE REAL HIP HOP!!!! B-BOY FOREVER!!!!
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
Aaarrrggghh, I love the ocean I love the sea, it's a Pirate's life for meeeee!!!
This movie is GREAT! Depp has depth and he proves it wonderfully in this film. I think that Depp is a very good actor who has come a long way in his career. I have admired him since he did "Edward Scissorhands" which is still one of my favorite movies. Anyhoo, Orlando Bloom did a good job as Bootstrap but I don't see why all these girls think he's so hot. Oh well, his love interest is the one that's REALLY HOT!!! Keira Knightley completely lights up the screen when she's doing her thing. Okay enough about the actors, back to the movie. The movie has a great story and it sails like the Loveboat without as much love. It has great pacing and the costumes and CG are awesome as well! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS PICTURE!!! Ahoy mateys, the ship's going to sail and it's time to wail!!!!
Spider-Man (2002)
Spidey's Feature Film debut is AMAAAAAAAZING!!!
I LOVE SPIDER-MAN. You can't ask for anything more from a super-hero action flick. This movie's got it all! The acting is excellent, the action is HOT, and the Goblin is deliciously evil! The cinematography, the directing, and the script are superb. Peter Parker is a hero's hero. I LOVE SPIDER-MAN. Just a couple of gripes but nothing too serious. I thought that the CG could have been better, but hey, these animators are barely scratching the surface with this new technology. Give it a few more years and we'll be in for quite a treat. I LOVE SPIDER-MAN. One more gripe, what the hell was up with Kirsten Dunst's hair? That red was very wrong for her. Anyways, that's it. All the other super-heroes out there, Superman, Daredevil, Wolverine, etc. probably have Spider-man posters hanging on their walls. They look up to your friendly neighborhood Spider-man. That's right, Spider-man is #1 BABY!!! Oh and did I mention? I LOVE SPIDER-MAN!!!!
Cradle 2 the Grave (2003)
JET 2 the Cradle and MARK the Grave, 2 very bad boys who just can't behave!!!
Okay, so what's new here? Well........nothing. If you've seen "Romeo Must Die" than you've seen this. However, if you're a real Action-Head than you should check this movie out at least once. It's got some cool fight scenes particularly the scene where Jet Li fights all of those Ultimate Fighters in a cage match. I happened to play an Extra fighter on that scene so if you ever rent this movie on video look for the guy with a blue bandana around his head, a blue vest on, and a shiny gold watch. THAT'S ME! Anyhoo, aside from the weak story I found some of the costumes amazingly silly. Particularly, the scene where they showed the representatives from different countries made me laugh out loud. Also, you might want to stay while the end credits are rolling because there is more to laugh about here and this time it's intentionally funny, hee hee hee. Welp that's about all folks! From the "Cradle 2 the Grave" and from birth to earth, don't be scared to rob the "Cradle" and "Grave" for what it's worth!!!
Spider-Man (2002)
Spidey's Feature Film debut is AMAAAAAAAZING!!!
I LOVE SPIDER-MAN. You can't ask for anything more from a super-hero action flick. This movie's got it all! The acting is excellent, the action is HOT, and the Goblin is deliciously evil! The cinematography, the directing, and the script are superb. Peter Parker is a hero's hero. I LOVE SPIDER-MAN. Just a couple of gripes but nothing too serious. I thought that the CG could have been better, but hey, these animators are barely scratching the surface with this new technology. Give it a few more years and we'll be in for quite a treat. I LOVE SPIDER-MAN. One more gripe, what the hell was up with Kirsten Dunst's hair? That red was very wrong for her. Anyways, that's it. All the other super-heroes out there, Superman, Daredevil, Wolverine, etc. probably have Spider-man posters hanging on their walls. They look up to your friendly neighborhood Spider-man. That's right, Spider-man is #1 BABY!!! Oh and did I mention? I LOVE SPIDER-MAN!!!!
28 Days Later... (2002)
28 Dongs Later...
Dude, this movie like started out with WAY TOO MUCH DONG! I mean there was like a monkey tied down to a table with wires and stuff connected to him. This all takes place in like some science laboratory and stuff. Then you got like these activists that come in to try and save all of the monkeys. However, 28 days later..........BOOOOOOOM......it's like Dong City dude. The main character's like dongin' everywhere. There's like dong all over the screen. I mean for almost 5 whole minutes this guy's dongin' like there's no tomorrow. He's like totally donged out. Besides all that it's a pretty cool flick. Just a little too much unnecessary dong time. It's worth at least one look. Be very careful though, or else there may be bad dongs in your future. After you watch this movie your dongs may be numbered!!!
Le violon rouge (1998)
This movie is, REAL!
What more can I say? This movie has drama, suspense, and an awesome cast. The tune that is the theme throughout the movie is eerie and kind of creepy...................I LIKE IT!!! Anyhoo, check this film out because I said so and because you WILL like it. Peace & Love peoples, OUTTRO.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER MADE.
Man I cannot begin to tell you how good this movie is. This movie blew me away from the first frame to the last. I was so engaged when I first saw this movie, in the theater, that I denied myself a bathroom break until the film was completely over. Reasons, okay you want reasons why you should go see this? Well how about cinematography, writing, acting, directing, computer graphics, adventure, drama, awesome action, and just all-the-way-around-the-world and back FUN!!!! Do not, and I repeat DO NOT deny yourself a viewing of this wonderful and fantastically made movie. It's a GREAT film, period. What are you waiting for? Are you still reading this, go see it, hurry..........GO!!
The Sound of Music (1965)
My FAVORITE movie of all time!!!
You know, they just don't make movies like this anymore. "Moulin Rouge" huh, you call that music? "Chicago", Renee and Catherine can go suck an egg! Julie Andrews had a beautiful voice that is unmatched in this day and age as far as musical films are concerned. It's sad that she cannot sing anymore because of her throat surgery but she is still a great actress. The movie has it all with a great soundtrack that I will never forget the words to. Every song on this movie is a song that is full of life and is enjoyable to listen to. So take time from your busy lives to stop what you're doing, close your eyes and listen, I mean REALLY LISTEN. SSSssshhhh, do you hear that? THE HILLS ARE ALIVE.........................
Breakin' (1984)
THE BEST BREAKDANCING MOVIE EVER!
Hey B-Boys and B-Girls,
Check this movie out if you want some original old skool poppin' and lockin' at it's best!!!! Not to take anything away from this movie's title or anything but there just isn't much "breakdancing" in it. For those of you who don't understand the difference I will explain. Poppin' and Lockin' are moves that are usually done standing up and include moves like the wave, uprocking, gliding, moonwalking, and well..........poppin'. "Breakdancing" is when a breaker, or B-Boy/Girl goes down to the floor and includes moves like the windmill, backspin, headspin, handglide, and even a tommy flare. Now if that's what you're looking for then you need to check out a movie called Beat Street. That movie has extraordinary breakin' in it. However, I still think that Breakin' is the best breakdancing movie because it has a great story and the characters are very likable and funny. I personally think that Breakin' is a classic and I would recommend it to adults and children of all ages. ~~Pop and Lock and don't you dare stop, Ozone and Turbo will rock the spot. Kelly will join and make the crew complete, with their devastating moves from the heart of the street. It's the movie that makes you laugh and then dance, so rent this movie or buy it and take a chance. That's all I have to say at this point and time, so I hope you enjoyed my movie comments and my rhyme!!!!~~