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Those Who Wish Me Dead (2021)
tyler perry...what did you expect?
The best worst (figure it out) tyler perry movie ever. To name drop sicario?! Plus the title?!!! What gives? It could have been titled "The July Elves"!
21 Bridges (2019)
meh
It's just another dirty cop movie but this time with black panther. being "from the makers of captain america: civil war" made it nothing more special other than being a click bait. spoiler alert...no post credits!
The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee (2020)
quarantine fun
Well if you have nothing to do in your quarantine this movie is quite fun. the least known hemsworth made me google who he is. the "voice" of brad pitt run over was funny. running over weinstein was funnier. there were a lot of cameos - john cleese, chevy chase, botox-ed olivia newton-john, the policeman from die hard, the guy from seinfeld & jurassic park, and a lot more. the look-alike of the more popular but just the same "i don't know his name" comedian-friend of adam sandler made search for celebrity look-alikes. pretty good writing. i just wish they were more particular in the editing of the stunt doubles. the stunt doubles for the octogenarians were pretty obvious-the driving cleese and the hogan by the pool- but very understandable since they are indeed octogenarians and no tom cruise's. but...! stunt double for a car???!#^^&** the chrysler 300c became a dodge charger! anyway it was a pretty good movie although i honestly thought this was the one with chris hemsworth and margot robbie (only to find out later that it was just a marketing campaign of australian tourism).
I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore. (2017)
the hobbit nailed it
This is a very good dark comedy. i would have given it a 9 if marshall slipped on ruth"s vomit and shot dead the bad girl in sack cloth mask. elijah fits better in these roles like in come to daddy than in lord of the rings where all he showed was his about to cry look. melanie is so funny. i will always remember her as rose is men, men, men, me, men, me. men. men...
The Professor (2018)
we'll all gonna die
I give it a 7. if the cgi driving scenes were not as bad, i would have given it a higher rating. johnny depp is really good in drunken/pirate roles. he has perfected the art of slurred speech. i think he was also slurred even in yoga hosers. but in all fairness i think he is a good actor like sean penn & edward norton. the ending was perfect. it said F__k it. i make my own path.