Reviews

It's such a boring movie it doesn't even warrant a long explanation of what's wrong. I slept through probably 65% of it, and it's too boring to go back and give it a fair shake.

Something about people touching gross gore piles (cause that is what people do right?) then instantly (cause that's how biology works right?) turning into zombie things, and then this big monster thing comes by to save the day or something, and a strong alpha male female lead bosses everyone around in situations where it doesn't even really make sense.

I don't know, I don't care. This film is tray-ash.

"look mom! I made a moofie!"

The dumbest part isn't how lame the monster looks at the end... It's the redhead girl having runway expensive styled hair throughout the whole movie despite the chaos that is going on. It reminds me of how CLEAN and millennial everyone suddenly looks in season 9 of the walking dead. I thought it was the apocalypse?

I want to go vomit. I'm angry. The cure? Good cinema... in 2020 the prognosis? not good.

I just love how the computer puts up HUGE FONT for low battery at the end, and even a big dramatic number counting down, as if it is a bomb timer. You ever seen a computer do that? And what device knows (to the second) how much time a battery exactly has left anyways? You could argue they are using high tech science equipment, but yeah... I don't think so. I think they are using leftover garbage from other failed movie projects to try and make a film here. Whatever they were going for didn't happen, instead it's just grown men talking about their "feelings" for 2 hours.

"HAHA! We just discovered alien life! Yeah!!! cool... soo, about that job you were fired from... you must be kinda sad brah, let's talk and snuggle"

And the payoff at the end is these guys staring at a fake cgi light with nothing happening, kinda like the rest of the film. The overbearing music just makes the whole thing more comical to where you just want to tell the producers of this film to get over themselves, because they got NOTHING.

But I can still give 3 stars, cause it at least gave me some intrigue when I wasn't sleeping through it (the first half or so), and the actards at least were good... It's just good acting wasted on a terrible movie is all.

"you want us to make a movie about finding aliens, but spend almost all of our time having bro-mance problems? Ooooookay... when do I get paid?"

And the most unbelievable part of this film is the aliens coming in peace.... Nope... sorry... If I'm alien, and I see what humans have done with the ghostbusters franchise, there is NO WAI when I arrive that my response isn't just a big ole planet destroying death beam.

This episode was pretty bad and boring, along with obnoxious. The acting stunk and there is no good moral to the story. It's just stuff and things happening and who cares.

I get the sense everyone involved on this project just said "get a guy in shakespear costume and just do whatever, and we'll film it" It isn't believable that the annoying lead character keeps getting chances too. It's just weak storytelling throughout that doesn't really achieve much of anything believable really.

I am one of the few who seems to love the 1 hour format for season 4, but this was one of the few that needed to be shorter, but preferably, not made at all.

Anything too real is rarely allowed on tv. Take this episode for example, one episode too real for anything... but the twilight zone.

It deals with real issues in a very real way and is nothing like 99% of episodes. Like a real adult wrote this instead of a child like most episodes (I like most episodes but yeah.. they are not realistic in writing or acting).

Racism is horrible and this episode shows many ways it can be used to hurt someone in speech. And the very real responses are fantastic. Both men did a great job acting in this one, a tale of tragic pasts and the struggle of living with them.

The craziest part is the very end lol. That was hilarious but also a stereotype. Like if there is only 1 part of the episode that is must see- that would be it.