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An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1997)
Did not disappoint my expectations
It´s probably my problem that I always expect more from a film than it actually can show to me. But this film did NOT disappoint my expectations: I wanted to watch a very bad movie and I did. This is an Alan Smithee Film at its best (worst): 1/10.
P.S. Don´t miss Sylvester Stallone´s best acting ever.
The War of the Worlds (1953)
The best Independence Day
Aliens try to conquer the world, being far superior to human, being almost successful, but then losing by an bit of bad luck. This movie has been followed by a lot of science fiction movies (e.g. ID4) with the same plot, but never reached. As the subject is not serious enough to get more than 8/10, i voted 8.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
The One Film
It may has been made better... but not by human. This is The One Film. There are a lot of good films, there are many very good films, there are some almost perfect films ("The Godfather", "Metropolis" etc.) but never before in more than 100 years of cinema history there has been a perfect film. Until now. It may be reached twice in the next two years, but that´s it. (I want to apologize if my English sounds gaga, but I´m still very impressed) 10/10, even 100/100...
Der Schuh des Manitu (2001)
You can see it
Bully (the director) tried very hard to make a very funny film. Sometimes with success, sometimes in vain. He did not realize to keep the quality, the amount and the frequency of the jokes on the same high level. However the film is good enough to be seen. I voted 7.
Texas - Doc Snyder hält die Welt in Atem (1993)
I hope no one outside of Germany will ever see this sh...
To describe this film: it´s like Monty Python meets Titanic. But: There is less humor than in Titanic and also less story (and with less logic connection) than in Meaning of Life. If you don´t believe me I would say watch it yourself, but I really hope no one outside of Germany will ever see this film. I voted 1 (just because there is no 0)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
What is that?
Two hours love story, one hour catastrophe and finally sinks the ship. But where is Leo?... If you want to see a good movie about Pearl Harbor watch Tora Tora Tora, and if you want to see a love story, watch Titanic. But this movie is just unnecessary. I voted 3, because it´s not so catastrophic, as many people think, it´s... just unnecessary.