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Wrath of Dracula (2023)
Not a horror it's a black comedy
I recently watched "The Wrath of Dracula," and it took me a good 40 minutes to realize it was not your typical horror flick but rather at time's a black comedy. The film presents a unique take on the well-trodden Dracula story, blending humor into the narrative. I hope it was intended
The performances were decent, with the cast embracing the film's comedic elements. However, I found myself questioning the necessity of adapting this familiar story into another film. While the twist towards comedy was unexpected, it didn't necessarily enhance the overall viewing experience for me.
Despite my reservations about the film's choice of direction, I appreciate the attempt to bring something new to the Dracula narrative. "The Wrath of Dracula" might not be everyone's cup of tea, but if you're open to a comedic spin on classic horror, it could be an interesting watch.
Overall, the film leaves an impression with its unexpected genre shift, but whether it successfully revitalizes the well-known Dracula story is up for debate.
The Exorcist: Believer (2023)
A solid 1 out of 10
"The Exorcist Believer" attempts to capitalize on the legacy of the iconic original but ultimately succumbs to a myriad of shortcomings. One of the film's glaring issues lies in its feeble attempt at generating genuine horror. The scares felt formulaic and predictable, relying on clichéd tropes that failed to evoke the spine-chilling atmosphere that made the original a masterpiece.
The acting, unfortunately, did little to salvage the film. Performances were lackluster and lacked the depth needed to make the characters compelling. It seemed as though the cast struggled to connect with the material, resulting in a disconnect that permeated throughout the entire movie. The absence of a strong emotional anchor left viewers indifferent to the characters' fates, a stark contrast to the emotional investment the original effortlessly achieved.
Furthermore, the storyline appeared to be a weak imitation of the original's intricate and thought-provoking narrative. Instead of building on the psychological and theological complexities that defined "The Exorcist," "The Exorcist Believer" opted for a simplistic approach that failed to engage or challenge the audience. The absence of a compelling narrative arc left the film feeling hollow and lacking the depth necessary for a horror movie to leave a lasting impact.
Perhaps the most disheartening aspect of "The Exorcist Believer" is its status as a mockery to the original. The film not only failed to pay homage to its predecessor but also tarnished the legacy of one of the greatest horror films in cinematic history. The attempt to capitalize on the success of "The Exorcist" without bringing anything new or substantial to the table resulted in a lackluster production that pales in comparison to the original's groundbreaking achievements.
The Pope's Exorcist (2023)
Oh dear the script from hell
Crowe is an exceptional actor however what a very very poor script, there was never a moment that you would consider it other than the folly it was! Very poor and not a horror movie but more of repetitive scenes of total garbage and an embarrassment to anyone with half a brain cell.
I would steer clear of this dud and await the release of the remake of the original exorcist, which I'm sure will be far far superior
But if you insist on wasting your time watching this, then grab some popcorn and revel in the nonsense and accept that these days even greats such as Russell Crowe need a pay check.
The Old Ways (2020)
Goats goats and milk
Who would have though that you could exorcise a possessed with goats milk ! The milky bars are on meee ! Skip this useless waste of time.
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)
Pesky kids !
If you like scooby doo then you're going to love this !
The Possession Experiment (2016)
Decent and worth a watch
Yes more of a b movie but nowhere near as bad as the low reviews score suggest and definitely worth a watch.
Beatus (2018)
Fantastic quality horror
A slow burn horror - what a fantastic storyline and superb acting - if you're after gore this isn't for you, if you're after an intelligent well acted film then this is definitely not to be missed.
Color Out of Space (2019)
Be afraid 😱
Oh dear, this film is totally different in an appalling waste of time way! Yeah I know it's an adaptation of Lowe but still it's really really painfully ridiculous and a complete waste of time
Nicholas cage used to be one of my favourite actors but now he's just cashing in small change taking on any ridiculous roles!