Unlike most films I watch, I had very high expectations for this one. It's not that I expect most films to be terrible, it's just that with most films I watch I try to have no expectations so that I can watch them unbiased, and then decide for myself whether I enjoyed them or not. Well, suffice to say, I was unbelievably disappointed with "The Crow". This film was so hyped that I expected something truly special, but what I saw was pure mediocrity. From now on, I think I'll stick to not having expectations for films.
Now, I know all you young teenage people who pretend you're Goths that consider "The Crow' your Goth bible are screaming "Blasphemy! How dare you insult the late Brandon Lee's acting ability" by now, but it must be said: Hollywood isn't missing anything now that is Brandon Lee is gone. He couldn't act then, and I'm sure if he was alive today, he wouldn't be any better than he was. One of the many huge problems I had with this film was its gratuitous use of filters. You know how most of the scenes in this film mainly appear to be in black and white (while still maintaining tiny hints of color)? Well, guess what, it was ALL was done with a type of a monochrome film camera filter (excluding the red-colored flashback scenes of Eric and Shelley being murdered). But I guess you never knew that (you'll learn these kinds of things in film and photography courses). Ha! How's that for all you people that hailed the first "Crow" movie a visual masterpiece (which is isn't, because any idiot can slap a filter on a camera), but panned its sequel for it's constant use for filters? You're all hypocrites; this film is NOTHING more than an overlong MTV music video. If anything, at least in the "Crow" sequel the main actor who played the character Ash played his role wholeheartedly and with pure passion (and, from what I understand, he didn't even speak English very well). It says a lot about the original film if the actor in the sequel that doesn't even speak good English does a more expressive acting job than his predecessor. Too bad I can't say Lee was engaging; he's the talkative, egoistical, stereotypical `artful' Goth that all other Goths today are judged against. That's a shame, though, because most Goths are not nearly as pretentious as Lee makes them seem. He gives Goths a bad name. Anyway, I also hated the way that Lee's character, Eric, was "playing God", in a sense. I hated the way that he thought he could do everything the villains did to him and then get away with it. Basically the film tells its viewers, "If you're not on Eric's side, then you're against him; if you're against him, then you don't agree with him, and he'll punish you for not agreeing with him and his warped sense of 'justice'". Eric acted like he was superior to everyone else, which is exactly what his killers did to him. People have to deal with these types of awful things every day of their lives in real life; you see it on the news, and you read about it in the newspaper. Death happens every day. Why can't people accept that? I'm not saying people can't lament on the deaths of their loved ones, because most people can never get over tragedies like that, but at least ACCEPT it. Eric's problem was that he couldn't accept the fact that he and Shelley died, so he went psycho and donned black leather. Why should we accept Eric's plight when he wouldn't want us (the viewers) to deal with our tragedies the same way he did? He thinks it's alright to murder his killers, but if he ever caught one of us trying to murder our own killers he'd punish us. That's the exact definition of hypocrisy. This whole film contradicts itself, and is highly hypocritical in itself, which I couldn't stand. Want REAL Gothic atmosphere films? Then you might want to check out the first two "Hellraiser" films, "The Mangler", or the "Subspecies" films. Or, if you can't stomach nasty blood and gore very much (which I quite enjoy on occasion, well actually, all of the time), then try "Beetlejuice", Tim Burton's "Batman", "Batman Returns", or even Barry Sonnefeld's "The Addams Family".
My Rating: Two stars out of ten (but ONLY for a few interesting camera angles).
*Side Note: Do you want an idea of how conceited and pretentious Lee really was in real life too? If so, then rent the "Crow" sequel. Lee isn't in the film itself, but after the video, there's an interview with him about making the original "Crow". You'll see that Lee has one of THE most pretentious egos ever. That is not confidence he's exuding, it's utter pompous conceit. He has all the charm and charisma that a used car salesman, or one of those late-night television infomercial hosts has (which is not a good quality to posses).
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