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Live Nude Girls (2014)
Bottom of the barrel
Very slow moving painful disaster of a movie. The pornstars are about the best actors in this flick! Seriously. Bree Olson acts really well and so does Asa Akira. Other roles are so much overplayed that you can litterally see the effort of acting. Cringy characters and freaks ruin any chance of the movie to be somewhat realistic. But as a comedy, the movie totally lacks of comic highlights. And then there is this douchbag with a camera trying to document developments, sort of movie within a movie, a totally futile exercise ending up cuting the flow of the story.... but then, what story? Whoever thinks that the movie oozes sexual energy: be disappointed. The movie is a waste of time.
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019)
Bad bad bad bad
Naive and silly story line drowned in special effects. Painful to watch. Even if you give it the leeway of the series, it is essentially a boring no brain action movie. It might impress 15 year olds but noone who expects a good plot with good action. This said, the actors are very convincing and carry the 'barely existing' plot as much as they can. When compared to other action movie series like the bourne series, this is a rather poor example of that fare. Maybe some viewers do not mind to see completely unrealistc scenes in profusion, but others, I suspect, are more than annoyed by such a saturation of nonsensical proliferation of skirmishes.