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Bitten (2014)
Terrible
It seems like I have been wanting to see a good werewolf show for years and unfortunately Bitten is not the one I have been waiting for. It has only taken what the CW channel has done with vampires and super powered beings and replaced them with werewolves.
It's all angsty silly romance crap with little to no fierce pride and raw emotion that should dominate the werewolf characters. It's a twilight TV series and the only redeeming quality is Laura's pretty face.
A better show to watch for a werewolf fix is Being Human, if you're looking for a good werewolf series keep looking as will I.
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)
Pathetic
From the very first five minutes this movie proves itself to be nothing but a cheap copy. The first I Know movie was alright, the second was.... eh so-so. This third movie is absolutely putrid. The story is so idiotic, the acting sub par and the script is simply atrocious. I mean this is definitely not the worse movie ever made, but it's definitely not too many rungs up from it.
The characters are completely shallow and unbelievable, their reactions to what happens is just ridiculous. Do not watch this movie, do not read the back of this DVD, do not even consider it. Watch paint dry, it's much more believable.
An American Vampire Story (1997)
Funny, not super dooper funny, but funny
I have got to tell you I disagree with the review I read here already. The movie starts off a little confusing as to whether or not they are trying to be a serious vampire movie but if you watch you will come to find out it is not. I mean if you have not already figured out this is a comedy once the vampire slayer (The Big Kahuna Adam West) shows up you should have no doubts. I do not think this movie is super great fun and it definitely did not play to it's assets (i.e. Carmen Electra's body and Adam West in a hawaiian shirt). They should have definitely had more fun with that. It's a so-so vampire comedy with large lapses between funny's. If you get a chance to watch this movie for free and you really have some time to kill with nothing else to do then check it out, but really you should find something else to do.