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Maïna (2013)
8/10
What a surprise!
22 March 2014
This movie about pre-European Innu and Inuit has adventure, fighting and romance, and the cinematography is simply amazing. I had never even heard of it before today and saw it because the movie I did go to see was sold out.

Call it serendipity.

The acting is good; it's a tearjerker at points, feels good and ends with a couple of new beginnings, though not for sequel purposes.

I was riveted. I took a look at the audience and they were in rapt attention.

Highly recommended.
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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: For Warrick (2008)
Season 9, Episode 1
2/10
Anticlimactic
13 October 2009
Warning: Spoilers
SPOILERS

At 8.8, this is one of the highest-rated episodes of the entire series, but I have to disagree. My problems with it are as follows:

1. We have a bona fide villain in the department and this should have taken more episodes to solve. As it was, with McKeen's incompetence it was just too easy, so there wasn't any tension.

2. The chase was ridiculous. The cars are following, only a few dozen feet behind the fugitive, but when the fugitive car crashes, nobody sees it. Oh yeah, there's a helicopter right on his tail, too. And a car can't crash through a guard rail that way, running parallel to it, it would just bounce off, or the car would just skid or roll rather than plow through. After the crash, the seriously injured McKeen somehow, and for some reason that escapes me, drags himself a good distance away (he has the time for this, despite the other cars having been a couple of seconds behind). Only Nick follows the bloody trail. We get the usual confession (one of the cheap devices too often used in this and other shows), and with taunting by McKeen, Nick shoots the fugitive! Of course, he deliberately missed...

So, where we could have had some real tension, the writers resorted to the implausible artifice in point 2. I simply can't see how an episode with such cheap devices can be rated so highly. Maybe the viewers did it out of loyalty to the Warrick character, but I felt the character's death merited a better episode than this.
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4/10
Oh man, what a cliché
22 September 2009
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SPOILERS

Some episodes are very rewarding, others make one wonder why we waste our time watching this. This episode belongs to the latter category. When I saw the bank teller videos showing a bearded "man" getting $10,000 in change for two fifties on two separate occasions from two separate tellers with impeccable records, I immediately pieced this one together - post-hypnotic suggestion, woman with fake beard - though it took the CSIs a little more time. The one thing that made me hesitate was that this theme is so old and hackneyed that I couldn't believe the writers would have the temerity to use it.

The Sara Sidle bit should have been left out but I guess that after 8 years, she must have a fan base. I don't dislike her, but she's a somewhat bland character, there's no chemistry between her and Grissom, and the writing to get her into the show when she doesn't even have a job there is just contrived.

The other story is half-decent, but the actor couldn't carry it.

I get the impression that the well is drying up.
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Fitting the argument to the conclusion
28 December 2008
I talk about this episode and its conclusions, so if you think such a show can be "spoiled" then - Warning: spoilers.

I saw the entire episode some years ago and again recently on YouTube.

The tenor of the program suggests to me that even though they apparently went to great lengths to create a realistic simulation, this was done more to convince and less to investigate.

What I found most suspicious was their use of a bottle with a hydrochloric acid solution spinning around to "simulate" her stomach. When this dissolved the pills within a critical time frame, this "proved" that it was normal that there were no pill residues in her stomach during the autopsy. A coroner they interviewed had (he said) autopsied 2,000 deaths by barbiturate overdose. No mention about residues from him, yet this would have had a great deal more value than that simulated stomach.

I was also bothered by their having some shrink arguing that the barrenness of her room - no pictures, no adornments - suggested a suicidal frame of mind (a possible alternative explanation could be that she grew up in such deprivation that she never developed a taste for these adornments, another explanation could be that she had recently moved in). The mention that she had been fired from "Something's Gotta Give" without adding that she had just been rehired was downright dishonest. The way they used the poker to break the window suggests that yes, even though there was glass on the outside, it is possible that it was broken from the outside - but this point requires a more detailed investigation as to the pattern of glass there, so I thought this shallow. There was no drinking glass in her room, yet they show their "Marilyn" drinking from a plastic water bottle to swallow the pills (so much for realism!). I have read but so far can't confirm that she did NOT have a working lock on her door. There are a number of points the program did not investigate.

After watching this, I felt that the "investigation" was fitting the argument to the conclusion that Marilyn Monroe committed suicide. While it's possible that she did, I think the other possibilities - murder or accidental overdose - are more likely.

A human being who overcame far more adversity than the great majority of us deserves better than to receive a definitive verdict of throwing in the towel on the basis of such a dishonest "investigation." Let's just agree that this History is still Unsolved.
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Kaamelott (2004–2009)
10/10
Addictive comedy
6 December 2008
This is one of the best comedies I've ever seen. As a translator, I'd be hard-pressed to put this into English - it pushes the envelope to the limit in its own language. The wordplay is amazing.

Each episode is about 3.5 minutes (!), over 6 seasons. In the first three seasons, the episodes are stand-alone, with a few seeds planted for the story arcs that arise in the 4th and 5th, which take a serious turn while remaining funny. I haven't yet seen season 6. Every episode, very intelligently written, has us coming back for the next (for the time being, they can be seen on YouTube).

A humorous take on Arthurian legend, other than Père Blaise, the Roman-educated Arthur is the only erudite person in Kaamelott. He's surrounded by a bunch of "billes", "marteaux", "clodos" and what not, who exasperate him with primitive values and general ineptness, a misuse of the language, and misunderstanding of the simplest instructions.

Each character is distinct from the others. Perceval, for example, is an idiot-savant who simply can't get an instruction right. Leodagan, Arthur's father-in-law, is the irascible knee-jerk rule-by-force male member of the "couple infernal" in which he's married to the shrew Dame Seli. Their battles are legendary. Their daughter, Guenevièvre, is the twit who's married to Arthur. Their son Yvain is a lazy oaf whose best friend, Gavain, is not much better. Bohort is a febrile coward whose face is always contorted with tension, Merlin is addle-pated, the Lady of the Lake is visible only to Arthur, which Arthur can't get others to understand, and so on.

Despite all this, it's quite faithful to the actual legend and the story manages to build up a lot of tension as well as tenderness through season 5. It has earned an ardent following in France and Canada. If you have any understanding of French, you gotta see it, otherwise, you might find some episodes with English subtitles on YouTube.
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Anjaam (1994)
3/10
Plan 9 from India
21 September 2007
If this movie is rated 6.6, I can only suppose that Indian movies are rated on their own scale, as their viewers' demographic is different. On the same scale by which Deliverance is rated 7.2, however, this movie would not rate higher than 3.

The suspension of disbelief is staggering. The fight scenes, a major weak point in the several Indian movies I have seen, are worse than those in cheap '60s TV productions in the West (yet, Oriental expertise in staging fight scenes is right at their doorstep – Bollywood: use that resource and master it). Except for the somewhat inconsistent Shivani, the cast is a bunch of one-note caricatures. Events are opportunistic plot-wise, (for example, fires springing up according to the needs of the story rather than as a consequence of previous events, or an antagonist being inexplicably alone and helpless so that the protagonist can wreak revenge), and I can't for the life of me understand what the transvestites have to do with the story.

I guess all the above can be explained away as serving the needs of symbolism, that the movie is not to be taken literally, etc, but that is a lazy way out. A little more realism and consistency is a matter of better writing. This laughable production is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Though I'm tempted to give it 2 stars, I'm giving it 3 because it overturns one of the conventions in Indian movies.

Anyone wanting an introduction to Indian movies will swear off the whole genre if he begins with this one. Try the excellent Dil Se.. instead.
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The Clearing (2004)
A horsy and a ducky
5 May 2005
Very mild spoilers for this movie and for 21 Grams

The Clearing is not a bad movie and I don't wish to tear it apart. I would rate my satisfaction with it as medium, in the 5-6 range. The production values are approximately those of a made-for-TV movie. Willem Dafoe and Helen Mirren are excellent actors, but here they paint by numbers. Redford is somewhat competent. I say all this because I saw 21 Grams earlier the same day, and there is some basis for comparison: two lead actors, one lead actress, troubled antagonists in both cases.

The range of expression in each of the three main characters in 21 Grams is much greater than in The Clearing. The story is more gripping and original and the punchline far more probative. We see in 21 Grams a standard that The Clearing is nowhere near meeting. Compare the following:

Christina's (Naomi Watts) tantrum with Tim's (Redford's character's son)

Del Toro's tortured character with Dafoe's - the former is far, far more layered

The acting range required from Watts vs Mirren: Mirren does her job professionally, but requirements are light, like an Olympic figure skating routine that is far below the athlete's abilities. Watts' job is a great deal more demanding and she acquits herself excellently.

It's a little unfair to compare Penn with Redford. Penn is a superb actor and the range he expresses is extraordinary. Here it's the Last Supper scene Linus sees in the clouds versus Charlie Brown's "horsy and ducky."* Penn's character has to contend with his own mortality, a breakup and an infatuation, gaining the affection of a woman in grief, warmth, revenge, mercy and his own death. While Redford's character faces a momentous situation, the personality that comes through is somewhat one-dimensional.

The punchline of Penn's '21-Gram loss' after a traversal of shades of gray and multihues compared to the sweet but trite vision Mirren has, ending the run-of-the-mill kidnapping story of The Clearing, highlights the qualitative differences between the two movies. And since 21 Grams weighs in at about 8, The Clearing can't rate better than a 6.

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*Lucy: "What do you see in the clouds?"

Linus: "I see a vision of the Last Supper. There's Jesus in the middle with Andrew and Matthew and John; and there's the Apostle Paul standing off to the side."

Charlie Brown: "I was going to say I see a horsy and a ducky..."
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10/10
A role in which Helen Mirren has done consummate justice
1 April 2005
Warning: Spoilers
Spoilers all the way through.

If you're like me, you read the reviews only after seeing the movie or program. If I really enjoyed it, I then check the reaction of others - a sharing of the exhilaration. The other reviews here are excellent and reflect my own views.

This is a role in which Helen Mirren has done consummate justice (yeah, yeah, the wordplay is intentional…): as 'nancinger' aptly says in her review, 'she's as hard as nails on the surface and as crumpled up as ever on the inside.' And tougher than Dirty Harry.

The suspense is palpable. The race against time in the hospital against a murderer, and we really don't know how it will turn out, keeps us on the edge of our seats. But there's suspense in the interrogations, too. Do you, as I do, try to anticipate the questions, try to out-cool the 'interrogatee'? When I'm stumped, Tennison comes through, though not without a sideways glance, a bit of a pause to think. There's suspense in the politics, in how Tennison has to negotiate the labyrinthine obstacles her own department puts in her way, how she has to guess at her own people's agendas, how she has to manage them, offend them yet keep their loyalties, there's suspense as to who will stab her in the back and who will pull through for her.

Some of the devices are obvious, some less so, but they're effective. We see cleaning women often enough to think 'enough, already, I get the point!!!', Tennison reaching out for her father, then pulling her hand back, but most effective is the light shining through a bullet hole onto her eye at the scene of the massacre, recalling her earlier eye exam from its perpetrator – very effective indeed. (And I must give kudos to Oleg Menshikov for his outstanding performance as a charismatic psychopath.)

When Tennison first visited her father, I was worried it would be filler, but it turned out to be essential. A later visit was a wonderful paean to this great TV detective, a rousing peroration that explains, by one who should know, what makes Tennison tick and what she should do. Mix in the hesitation with the hand and we see the twin manifestations of her hardness and her 'crumpledness' in the same scene.

It is inevitable that when I pop in the DVD to watch a new Prime Suspect series, I will watch it through in one sitting, three hours, four hours be damned... A superlative show.
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Speed (1994)
4/10
60 Watts
24 January 2005
Warning: Spoilers
No, this isn't an address, it's the wattage of the average cop in this movie.

Spoilers

Were the wattage 100, Officer Traven would have shown his badge BEFORE the bus reached 50 mph and there would have been no movie. Okay, mistake number 1 (though not for box office). Then there are the cops, with guns out, going into the bomber's house. Now, I kinda had the feeling then and there that the weapon of choice for a bomber is a bomb, but the cops went in and mistake number 2: Boom! A few Darwin awards there. Then Annie Porter, for no good reason, goes to the last scene, revealing herself, and now the bomber knows that they somehow made it off the bus. Mistake number 3, mayhem ensues. This is all too much, but I guess to take our mind off this, they make the bus fly, ET-style. "Don't worry", the producers think, "the idiots will love this." 4/10
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Vertigo (1958)
The pull of Hitchcock against the tide of time
6 December 2004
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Alfred Hitchcock was such a consummate director that approving his work is like investing in a blue chip stock: our taste is unlikely to be berated or otherwise devalued. In Vertigo, we find the usual Hitchcock hallmarks: slow, deliberate development, Hitchcock at the wheel - we must submit to his pace as the Master spins his tale -, backdropped by clean and balanced sets that are pleasing to the eye. Most of you must have encountered the kind of storyteller who can take sparse material and keep us spellbound with it over a period of time that far exceeds what we might have thought possible. This is the essence of Hitchcock's mastery of suspense, and he has deservedly become a benchmark in it.

The contrast between the long buildups of tension in Hitchcock's movies and the instant gratification in many of today's offerings is striking. Most conspicuous today is an over-reliance on loud blasts from the score and over-reactions from the actors to compensate shortcomings in building suspense. At the same time, however, the audience has mutated in reaction to this, and Hitchcock will seem, at times, too slow and timid for our present-day sensibilities. This seems preposterous to those who have embraced him.

There is, however, a pitfall in becoming a benchmark: it validates itself 100%, even if the teeming masses drift away from it somewhat. Having myself experienced that drift, I have a few problems with Vertigo.

SPOILERS

The implausibility - of the premise, of the characters and their reactions, of the master plan that had too many ways to go wrong and too many loose ends as to why it worked as far as it did - is the biggest problem that I suspect is forgiven as being acceptable for its time. The schoolboy crush is simply not credible. A cop being duped by the double who isn't a double is a real stretch. The woman being led up the bell tower by an obviously unstable man is hard to take and what provokes her falling from it (in the end) is just not credible. Those are quite a few allowances that we are asked to make on behalf of a master, sort of like giving charity to the rich.

The acting is competent by today's standards, but no better. I didn't like Novak's performance, but others at IMDb did, and I'll concede it as a matter of personal taste.

Consequently, Vertigo is, for me, an average movie, albeit a superbly crafted one.

END OF SPOILERS

Does this mean that I resent this "benchmark" status I attribute to Hitchcock? No, not in the least. As I said, I drifted from it somewhat, but am closer to it than I am to the excesses of today. And if Hitchcock's oeuvre as a benchmark somehow exerts a pull against these excesses, it is for the better.
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Not good
27 November 2004
My six-year-old niece asked me if I liked Scooby Doo. My answer, "Can't stand it", elicited some heartfelt tears. So I was left with no choice but to watch a couple of episodes with her before sending her off to bed and relieving myself of having to watch anymore of this unimaginative hogwash.

The same devices come back all the time: if you see a painting, its eyes move; a scary event is met with a delayed reaction; the characters run on the spot or hang in the air for an ungodly amount of time (a Hanna-Barbera favorite) before taking off; incredulous characters are oblivious to obvious goings-on; moving backdrops are repeated ad nauseam and the animation is extremely limited. It's all new for the canned laughter machine (for cartoons? lord we train them early to be knee-jerk followers): it laughs every time.

I would have hoped that my long-standing dislike for this show would be dispelled by what I saw, but it was only solidified.
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The Equalizer (1985–1989)
A flawed show that I would not miss
19 August 2004
I doubt that I could call this an objectively excellent show, but I loved it. We all have worries and concerns in this world, and when The Equalizer would come on, it was as if someone showed up to take care of it all.

The violence was gratuitous, the hero flawed, the premises and execution over the top. Yet the team, headed by an effective if somewhat hammy Edward Woodward who is in turn flanked by Mickey Kostmayer, and Jimmy and Sterno, and the regulars - Control, Pete O'Phelan, Lt. Smalls, Scott, etc. - grew on us. So many budding actors, now famous, guested on this show.

In a key conversation, McCall tells Control how he wished the rain pouring outside could clear away all the human scum and filth that terrorizes society. McCall took it upon himself to do so.

I often wished that longer-term plot elements would take hold. At one point, McCall says to Saul Rubinek's character, "Jason, you set me up. I don't know why, but believe me, I will find out" - but nothing came of this. Some of today's shows, Alias for example, show the potential for twists and turns in long-term plot elements. So, while there were serial elements (ex. McCall's family tribulations), the episodes were largely stand-alone. The Equalizer had huge potential for groundbreaking storylines, but failed to realize it. Still, it provided me with my weekly dose of valued escapism.
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Silent Fall (1994)
I sink, therefore I am
24 July 2004
Tim's aversion to round things is due to his allergic reaction to meatballs, causing his autism. He is, in fact, Robin Williams, but is trapped inside a child's body, though without any decline in his vocal talents. Arwen's elfish potential crashes on the shoals of righteous violence, leaving Dr. Rainer, ze shrink, to ponder, "I sink, zerefore I am".

In the end, Groucho, Ms. Hamilton (Margaret, that is) and Robin Williams go on a candy-seeking expedition. A treat: we get to hear Robin's real voice.

I had never heard of this movie until my hated aunt gave it to me for Christmas.
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V (1983)
V is its rating
3 March 2004
Reviewers who pan a movie they haven't seen are the worst sort. I confess that I'm halfway there, having seen only half of this series, but after a little soul-searching I decided to post this review anyway. The rationale is that only those who enjoy a mini-series will stick with it to the end, and thus even lousy fare will get positive reviews.

This thing is well below mediocre. We're treated to technology that is centuries ahead of ours, yet primitive in so many ways (lack of surveillance on the spaceship, for example). Other leaps of faith, or pure obliviousness, are required from the viewer:

  • a number of scientists upon whom suspicion has been cast are suddenly left-handed and it isn't widely noticed, - our cameraman gets onto a 3 mile-wide spaceship and almost blunders onto the second-in-command, speaking English to a crew member rather than in their own language, - the conversation just happens to reveal critically important evidence (the cameraman is hidden in air ducts).


Any inconvenient corner is cut in order to fit the story into a particular "don't forget history" package. Actually, this is TV history I'd rather forget. Rating? V on 10. And I'm being generous.
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Another Woman (1988)
I think, therefore I think
18 January 2004
A friend of mine asked me to take time off from my bowling night to watch this movie and to comment on it. Gena Rowlands' performance is fine, but what really strikes me is that it's a cry for help by the intellectual academic community that will only be heard by similarly challenged intellectuals. There's a further irony: it adds to whom it may concern the same type of baggage that poor ol' Marion so desperately needs to shed. I wonder if Woody privately laughed at this closed self-referential loop he has his audience running in, or if he actually realizes how self-indulgent it is. Break out of the box! Go build a snowman, smoke dope, take the kids to the fairgrounds, have a Big Mac, pop a beer (drink from the bottle), go bowling --- and stop thinking, for god's sake...
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Cold Mountain (2003)
Catharsis and Natural Law
1 January 2004
Warning: Spoilers
There's an old Aesop's fable where a known imitator gets more applause imitating a pig than a farmer pretending to imitate one while actually making a real pig squeal. Plus ça change...

When I'm more conscious of the actors in a movie than the characters they play, I'm disappointed. Unfortunately, Kidman and especially Zellweger had that very effect on me. Zellweger overacted, but may win an Oscar anyway. Both did a good job, but aren't there competent actors who don't have to affect NC accents? Well, then it wouldn't be such an acting performance, would it? I don't doubt for a minute that a strong director can draw excellent performances from little-known actors. However, we all know that a big budget movie needs big names.

Slight spoilers

The movie was very good. We often think of the backdrops subtending the story, yet this time I often thought of the beauty of the landscapes and their constancy, giving form to the ephemeral void in which the characters, now all long dead, turned their tragic pirouettes. It's a movie that slowly pulls a long blade out of a wound only to use it again in a merciless blow as the price of catharsis. We are treated to little foretastes of this catharsis, one of which even explains the Natural Law that makes it necessary.
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Runaway Jury (2003)
Les goûts, etc...
25 October 2003
Warning: Spoilers
SPOILERS - read only after seeing the movie

I think I'm a little out of step with most reviewers at IMDb. If the movie is an argument for gun control then it was manipulative and I wasn't influenced, since I would have ruled for the defendant. But that fact doesn't stand in the way of my having enjoyed this movie immensely.

I did have to grant the makers some license, such as allowing that such jury manipulation could be done with impunity:

  • It was sheer luck that the break-and-enter fieldman's face was not captured on video.


  • Fitch tampered with a jury in a previous gun case and got a totally unexpected verdict (as it turns out). This is lost on the judge who, though already aware of the break-in, gives absolutely no slack to Rohr when his key witness fails to show up (I thought at this point that the judge himself had been 'tampered', especially with the just-previously mentioned teaser that 'anyone can be turned'). It is also lost on Rohr himself who remains oblivious to Fitch's control center while Marlee sics the cops onto it.


But such license has to be granted, given what a wonderfully tense and satisfying movie issues from it. The acting is terrific, the pacing excellent, the tension palpable, the unknowns titillating and the outcome utterly satisfying. The movie is a perfect vehicle for Hackman's skills and is worth seeing a second time to really appreciate his character's transformation. The rest of the cast is also superb.

So yes, I'm a little out of step with most reviewers here. That School of Rock should be rated .8 higher than this boggles my mind. But, these user comments pages notwithstanding. For numbers types, 8.2/10
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24 (2001–2010)
Mostly exciting, some weak points
22 October 2003
Warning: Spoilers
SPOILERS

In some ways, a TV series on DVD is more gripping than a movie. I just watched season 2, that weighs in at about 18 hours, and less after I started fast-forwarding through most of the Kim scenes (after the Cougar scene, I couldn't take it anymore).

We have to make allowances for the TV medium and the 24-hour format: critical moments happen on the hour, settings are TV-clean, some events don't carry the proper weight (a missing presidential aide suddenly reappears severely injured after a fire - and this doesn't raise very serious alarm bells??), Sherry's bodyguard disappears without explanation (error in continuity), a 2-am cabinet meeting is called to fire the president which it does, by a narrow vote. There is tremendous suspension of disbelief here.

Those allowances made, the program generates excitement, the acting is competent - Sutherland's is quite good - and the pacing is good. Anyone interested in action flicks will be well-satisfied by this TV program. The 9's and 10's it's been getting are exaggerated, though; I give it a 6.
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Better than Gandhi...
8 October 2003
...not! Nearly 40% of voters give this thing a 10/10, putting this movie among the 150 best movies of all time. I get suspicious when looking at this and some other movies' ratings forming a consistent curve which is broken by an incongruous multiplicity of 10s.

This is a feel-good movie whose "loser earns redemption" theme is the oldest whore in the house. It handles itself decently, though, and rates a respectable inflation-adjusted 6.2.

Nowadays, there's some concern with lying in society, be it Enron, White House interns or WMD. Hollywood merits special consideration, because Hollywood is make-believe. The 10-year-old drummer is played by a 15-year-old actor and the 10-year-old guitarist with 3 years' experience is played by a 12-year-old actor with 9 years' experience, and the kids in the class are not a fortuitous assemblage of kids in some random class, but are selected by Hollywood to show what heartfelt rebellious pep-talking can do to actualize young children. Jack Black's pep talks are a little too frantic and wouldn't dupe most sub-10-year-olds I know. However, to appreciate the good side of this enjoyable story, one must accept these lies as artistic licence. I believe most movie-goers embed this "caveat emptor" into their appreciation of movies and now sometimes even into their ratings.
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A near perfect adaptation of LOTR
27 December 2002
Warning: Spoilers
As one who has always wanted a top-quality movie adaptation of LOTR, I must say that Peter Jackson et al did a near perfect job.

Spoilers, ya hear? SPOILERS!!!!!!

The scenes were done with consumate artistry, the acting is terrific, the special effects are damned convincing and the score is excellent, though I'd have recommended atonal music for the bad guys. The battle with the Balrog vies with the first movie's outstanding beginning. The giant elephants, the trolls opening the gate (I thought trolls turned to stone in sunshine. Maybe they're given sunblock...) and of course the Ents are fantastic achievements. It's obvious that Gollum is drawn, but what a character! My brother, who isn't familiar with the books, found him to be among the most fascinating characters he's ever seen.

Gandalf's wink was priceless, Aragorn and Legolas are perfectly cast, Gimli's buffoonery might offend purists but is well within the director's acceptable licence, Frodo (Wood) is proving to be a fine actor. Much of the dialogue, which could so easily fall flat, is pulled off extremely well. Elrond's (who up till then tended towards overacting) talk with his daughter, blended with the images of an aging Elessar (Aragorn), is memorable, on the level of a similar monologue by Al Pacino in "Devil's Advocate". Of the other hobbits, Pippin's Pythonesque absurdity (credit to Mr. Beare) is more irritating than endearing, but you can't like them all. And who doesn't like the great Christopher Lee - wotta villain!!! There's even Aragorn's romantic interest, pitting elf against human, that is vicariously titillating a number of nerds I know.

The wheels could easily have fallen off this movie with all its disparate and outlandish elements. They didn't.

My only problems are with Tolkien's affectations. A couple days' flight by a giant eagle dropping the ring in the fire would be less risky, would have saved time and thousands of lives - but then there wouldn't be a story, would there? Sparing Wormtongue allowed him to give counsel that resulted in hundreds (only??) of deaths (though also resulting in the routing of a vast army). The horses running through those spears was a stretch. Airlifting Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas into the middle of the 10,000 strong army (though a statistical pixel-analysis reveals the number to be approximately 47,350, but this can be attributed to over-zealous rogue computer agency) as it was leaving Isengard would have allowed those three, under divine (read: Tolkien) protection, to decimate the bad guys. At a kill rate of about 300 per hour, the entire army would have been wiped out in a day and a half. When any of these three are out in the open, enemy arrows mysteriously cease to exist. In the first instalment, a single Uruk-Hai was almost too much for Aragorn; now an *injured* Aragorn among Uruk-Hai is like a Tasmanian Devil with razor blades among paper dolls. Oh well, after all it's mythology. I still think the books and the movies are high points in their respective artforms. Looking forward to ROTK.
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Trapped (I) (2002)
Patchwork
24 September 2002
I get the impression with some movies that scenes are designed for impact at the cost of a unified whole. So it is with this one. The movie was good, but came across as something of a patchwork. (Incidentally, I wonder what the legal consequences would be for the father at the end.)

Bacon was very good as usual, and so were the other performances. I enjoyed the movie, but it is hardly a must-see.
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xXx (2002)
Promises action, not rigor
18 August 2002
It promises action and it delivers. Once again, however, a million bullets can't hit the "good" guy. Or making motorcycles jump 25 feet in the air with a good upwards tug. Okay, turn a blind eye to that stuff: it didn't promise rigor. I enjoyed it, but for well-tempered action, see the made for TV German movie, Der Tunnel. This will give perspective on how Hollywood movie-making conventions fall short in the tension department.
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Clockstoppers (2002)
3/10
For adolescents
30 March 2002
You might enjoy this mindless movie if you're a young teenager. The premise (stopping time) is hackneyed. The rest of the plot is equally unimaginative. Should have been a single TV episode. One of my gripes with this kind of premise is that it flouts too many laws of physics. If they've slowed time down so much that they're effectively moving at over 1000 miles per hour, there would be, from the point of view of bystanders, sonic booms, problems with acceleration, lethal impacts and so on... but I guess that's all part of the package deal of the premise. Pi on 10 - and then, only if you're a little on the dumb side.
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The Others (2001)
My skin crawled with goose bumps, my hair stood on end.
12 August 2001
I strongly recommend it. The person behind me screamed several times. My skin was crawling with goose pimples ('ow you Américains say... gouss boomps?). Maybe not for all of you, as per a minority of the reviews on this site, but as I see it, the objections don't hold water. One thing I do like in a movie is rigor, and this one has it. Nicole Kidman, like the rest of the cast, is terrific. In fact, she was a revelation.
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