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Two Girls and a Guy (1997)
The worst film in the history of mankind
I am being in no way facetious when I say that this movie was worse than any other movie ever made. Worse than "Batman & Robin". Worse than "Manos, Hands of Fate". Seriously, it's that bad. When people tell me that a movie is terrible I use the "Two Girls" scale to figure it out. If the movie is comparable to "Two Girls" then I won't watch it. If it's twice as good, maybe I'll watch it, but only to laugh at the retards who paid somebody to make it, because a movie twice as good as this one would still be a piece of garbage.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Es mui bueno
This movie was brilliant. If you are a Kevin Smith fan, then I don't need to tell you to see it. If you aren't familiar with his movies, go out and watch them before the 24th, the day on which you should try to see this. The visuals were no where near as bad as Smith has a reputation for, so that will be one less thing for the non-believers to bitch about. Also, Jason Mewes' performance was hilarious. if you watch "clerks" before this, you'll be able to see two totally different actors who just happen to have the same name. i didn't give it a 10 because a couple scenes were a little more cliched then you would expect from a writer as good as Smith. Overall, though, very funny film. Definately worth the $9 or whatever you have to pay to see it.