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Glorious (2022)
Turned it off halfway through
Maybe if I hung around in Starbucks with my man bun and neck beard, I could pontificate about how paradigm shifting this bit of Lovecraftian lore is... instead, I'll tell you it is a stupid, rambling bore that should be avoided at all costs. Utter snooze fest that drags on and has no redeeming qualities, other than letting pretentious folks say "Lovecraftian" repeatedly. Jesus, how long do I have to ramble on to meet the minimum character count for a review? This is every bit as tedious as watching this utter dud of a movie. Lovecraftian. There, I said it. If you want a magnificent slice of Lovecraftian lore, this ain't it.
The Resort (2021)
Utterly atrocious
I know I'm supposed to leave some sort of properly formed review, but wow. Just awful, but without any trace of 'so awful I kind of enjoyed it'. Nope. Just awful.
Paranormal Activity (2007)
Sheer boredom
The scariest part of this snooze fest is just how awful the two characters are. She's a controlling whiny bitch, he's an idiotic lummox. I was rooting for the paranormal entity, but that never amounted to anything either.
Licorice Pizza (2021)
People enjoyed this?
Ugh. I am a huge fan of 70s/80s teen angst flicks, but this was terrible. The female lead character was an awful person. I don't get how we were supposed to be rooting for them to get together. Had to shut it off at the 60 minute mark. I couldn't take it anymore.
Slapface (2021)
Utterly atrocious
I mean, my god. WTF? Every person is this disaster is detestable. Stupid story, awful acting, miserable characters who do nothing but whine, act deplorable and make you wish the witch thing would promptly kill them all. Good lord, this blows.
The Unholy (2021)
Dismal. Who finds this scary?
Ugh. You know what's scarier than this? The thought that people gave it positive reviews. Slow burn = boring and not scary.