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Daddy Day Care (2003)
Beautiful and artistic. Left in tears.
This movie is breathtaking and marvelous. I mean, the acting is absolutely wonderful and the plot is full of twists and turns at every corner... The characters are carefully thought out, with lots of character development. Even Gwyneth Harridan, the villain, was unlikable at first, but the more we found out about her, the easier it was to empathize with her! The special effects in particular are dazzling. Example: the part where we see those burp bubbles. It looks so real! Oh my! The acting is gorgeous and even artistic at times. The part with the Veggie-O's made me shed a tear! The song was beautiful and I felt dread and horror when the children spat out the cereal and fought the people in vegetable costumes! I wouldn't be the same without this talented, passionate masterpiece of a motion picture! It brings joy every time I watch it and it even helped me get over my fear of crayons! Thank you, Revolution Studios!
The Emoji Movie (2017)
Incredible piece of art!
Wow! This movie is my so like that i even like this for but and what it already was in the first place! This fantastic movie has so much like in it that it was actually more amazing than the one before in how much I liked! One of the best movie that goes up what of to be and then the greatest movie of all time!
Spongo, Fuzz & Jalapeña (2019)
Why...
I saw and episode online and I hated it! Okay, now let's get into WHY I hate it.
1. The jokes are ALL bad. Most don't even make sense. Not only that, but the humor is used OVER AND OVER IN EACH EPISODE.
2. Something about the art style just seems... wrong somehow. The noses aren't the same colors as their faces, their eyes just don't look right, and the sausage-shaped lips just don't sit well with me. And the color palette doesn't help at all.
3. All of the characters are SO ANNOYING! They're just so ambitious and never accept the fact that they can't win all the time! Even in the theme song, they sing 'There is no stopping us!'
4. Each plot of each episode is the EXACT SAME THING EACH TIME! Each episode revolves around some wacky championship happening in their town. They find themselves facing a very skilled opponent, then they always win somehow. THAT'S IT.
5. None of the characters are likeable. I found Fuzz as bland as tofu and I found both Spongo and Jalapena over-ambitious and self-absorbed.
So there you go. These are the five reasons I will NEVER recommend this show to anyone! Thank god it only had one season.
The Mitchells vs the Machines (2021)
Please dont watch.
I saw this... thing at school with the rest of the class and I HATED EVERY MOMENT OF IT!!! It's filled with these random pop culture references (Nyan cat, etc) that made me cringe SO MUCH. It's like it was written by some guy that was banned from the internet during the days when stuff like mountain dew and doritos, deal with it, doge and stuff like that were popular. And that's not all. It's full of random plot holes that simply leave you scratching your head. It's also full of stereotypes that many people may find offensive. The only thing I kind of liked about it were two things: the robot's designs looked kind of cool and the scene where they drive to "Dino stop" that turns out to be a gas station. Other than that, I can safely call this one of the WORST animated movies.