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Matthew Blackheart: Monster Smasher (2002)
Worst movie I have ever watched.
This movie is so horrible, you have to see it to believe it. With acting that would fit a preschooler's action cartoon show, but with material slightly too grotesque for a younger audience, it is difficult to see exactly who the film makers were trying to target with this film.
The movie's opening looks somewhat promising- a man walking through a crowded mall, weapons attached to him as others in the mall give him odd and frightened looks. However, the moment the character finally opens his mouth, the entire tough look is blown away, and I am reminded of the character Joey from FRIENDS- except for much worse of an actor than the character of Joey is.
The only way possible to convey just how bad this movie is, is to be forced to watch it. If you can even FIND it.