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Zombie Nightmare (1987)
This may hurt a little.
This movie has two redeeming qualities: 1. it was an episode on Mystery Science Theater 3000 2. It has Adam West. Okay so maybe only one good quality. This movie is about a guy dying and coming back to life for revenge. Unfortunately that is the plot (how original?). I've seen worse, but if you want a (as in one singular)laugh rent this movie. You can see a dead man tread water (what fun?). Zombie Nightmare is as painful as having cavities filled without an anesthetic, it hurts but it is tolerable. If you watch this piece of trash cinema enjoy.
The Power of Ninjitsu (1988)
Awful
This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. It is a Hong Kong This is a Hong Kong movie flick mixed with some American film. I have seen Imperial Films "Zombie versus Ninja" which was so bad it was laughable. Except for the American footage this movie was more gut wrenching painful then laughable.
The plot was about rival gangs killing each other in 1980's Hong Kong, however this movie had ninjas!? The movie had spontaneous seen changes and spontaneously appearing and disappearing objects/ninjas.
This movie is almost as bad as Manos the Hands of Fate.
Note: This movie should be rated R for violence, sexuality (no nudity) and language.