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Never Cry Werewolf (2008)
Huge mess
The basic premise of this movie had potential: a supernatural being coincidentally finds a young woman who is a doppleganger for his dead soul mate. He pursues her, destroying those around her, in the quest to reunite with her. But wait - someone has already done that - it was called "Bram Stoker's Dracula", and Francis Coppola already did that about fifteen years ago. But OK, let's go with it. Same basic premise, but in this case, it's a werewolf instead of a vampire, and it's in Canada instead of England. OK, OK, I'm down with that. The werewolf guy is hot, the girl is pretty, she's got an annoying brother and the chicken delivery guy is hot for her... OK, forget it. It's a freaking mess. This movie is all about kicking butt and gory meat bag explosions. There's no heart to it at all. Next time, do yourself a favor - if Kevin Sorbo is in the cast, take a pass.
Unfaithful (2002)
I've seen soft-core porn with more plot and less explicit sex!
This move was not even close to being as good as the original (big surprise there, I'm sure!). There was very little character development prior to the affair beginning, and you ask yourself, "was this little french guy really cute enough for her to just fall down and spread her legs for?" Probably not! You have no reasons why she would do this. After the fact, the development of Diane Lane's character is really interesting, and great to watch, but the set-up stinks. It wasn't the best movie I've seen this year, but it certainly wasn't the worst.