Reviews

This movie should be the worst movie of all time, everything about it is just bad, the acting, plot, setting (especially) and the 80s. The 80s destroyed all realistic looking clothing or environments. Evrything looks like its from the 80s and everyone in the movie looks like they're members of Wang Chung or the Thompson Twins. All of the interiors are shot in a giant warehouse which is not even covered up to make you believe you are looking at the interior of the "Southern Sun" aka Battlestar Galctica. That's right your not safe anywhere, inside your stuck in a brick wall ship and outside your forced to watch Battlestar Galctica stock footage.

The acting is atrocious and the plot which i didnt care about at all after the opening credits was just the tip of the iceberg. People coming back from the dead, 80s hairstyles, Captain Santa, His right hand man Sting, the guy with the cane, lobster boy, lasers shots that go in the wrong direction then where they are shot, cheesy computer graphics, stolen footage, the entire dance sequence, the entire chase sequences with the enforcers (HAHA) aka heavy duty golf carts, the Bellerians (What point did they serve?), the muscular heroes whining voice and the door being left open for a Space Mutiny II are just some of the MANY problems faced in the movie. In one seen our hero is very seriously replying to his fellow 60 year old girlfriend that he "Didn't have enough time to go to the auxilary backup system" I was lauging hysterically.

The bottom line is don't watch this movie unless its MST3K approved. The best episode of the series is SPACE MUTINY. I put in my "so bad its good" category.

Puma man is one of those films that I would have liked to forgot I ever saw mainly because it is a disgrace to super heroes, the music industry, all actors and actresses, Donald Pleasance, the Aztec community and all mankind. But thank god for Mystery Science Theater 3000, the greatest show of all time next to the Twilight Zone. It is the only way to watch this god forsaken movie that taught me so much, such as the way Donald Pleasance's (RIP) career went downhill after Halloween and most impotantly that pumas are scrawny, half-wit, crybabies who can fly and have no self control.

Crow: I now know that if I ever see a puma i can just knock it the hell over!

Movie: 1 out of 4 / MST3K version 3 out of 4

This 3-D ride based on the terminator experience is possibly the most well thought out and most creative ride I have ever been on. I couldn't believe all the cool aspects of the ride you can experience but its all there. A 3-D experience that you probably have never experienced before, live action that is happening all around you, guns being shot on stage, huge terminator's on either side and than the big ending. There's nothing else like it!!!

I give it * * * * out of * * * *

Also Recommend (Rides): Back to the Future, Men in Black, Twister

Also Recommend (Movies): Terminator, Terminator 2

Terminator 2 is a giant phenomenon which everyone who sees it is blown away by how creative it is or is just simply entertained by its amazing special effects and eye candy. I think that this has to be my first R rated movie and I think its everyone else's too. If you havent seen this movie than you haven't experienced true science fiction or time traveling at its best. Terminator 2 should not be missed by action movie fans or pretty much anyone in general. Anyone who says this movie is bad or gave it a bad review deserves to be shot.

Rating * * * * out of * * * *

Also Recommend: Terminator, Terminator 2:3D, Predator, Back to the Future

Don't let anybody tell you that this movie is bad or there's terrible acting in it because there just jealous their favorite movie isn't as good as this sci-fi/action masterpiece. This movie sparked one sequel that is my favorite movie of all time, so if you haven't seen this than get up go to blockbuster and rent it because you won't be disappointed.

I give it * * * * out of * * * *

Also recommend: Terminator 2, Terminator 2: 3D, Predator, The Running Man