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Blackout (2023)
Total Snooze Fest
I LOVE werewolf movies. But with this movie, I had a hard time keeping my attention on it. Honestly, I've seen short films about werewolves on YouTube that were far more interesting and better made. The plot was boring and didn't seem to have a real direction plus it dragged on. The werewolf effects/makeup were not impressive at all. You'd be better off watching some of the classic werewolf horrors such as The Howling or An American Werewolf in London. Even Silver Bullet was more entertaining and scarier than this attempt. Give Bad Moon a watch too. I wanted to like it, but it just didn't do it for me.
Joey (1985)
What did I just watch???
This has to be one the worst movies I've ever seen. So bad it's laughable and causes copious amounts of eye rolling and questioning your decision to even watch it. There are entirely too many head scratching moments. It's basically a rip-off of Poltergeist, E. T. and a bunch of other movies along with a completely nonsensical plot. I mean, there is no rhyme or reason at all to this movie. In some scenes it's like the director wasn't familiar with human emotion or behavior and just threw together a poor mimicry of them. There is absolutely nothing original about this movie. Every aspect of it is something from other movies. Even the score is a knock-off of the E. T. score. And don't get me started on the horrendous acting and awful dialog. Like this isn't even good enough to be considered a decent parody. It's quite clear the director LOVES Steven Spielberg because this whole movie is basically a fan letter to him. It's literally poorly written/directed fanfiction. I'm glad he came a long way from this embarrassing mess. But hey, you gotta start somewhere.
Sukiyaki uesutan Jango (2007)
Total snooze fest
This movie bored me to tears and seemed kind of thrown together and disjointed. I almost nodded off a few times. Literally NOTHING made this movie interesting. The characters were random and had no depth, the plot was unoriginal and badly executed, I want my hour and change back. I'm yawning just thinking about it and nodding off writing this review. Why Tarantino associated himself with this crap is beyond me. This has to be 600 characters so here: BORING BORING BORING, LAME LAME LAME, WATCH SOMETHING ELSE, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME, FFS THIS IS BORING, TOTAL CURE FOR INSOMNIA, FELL ASLEEP AGAIN JUST RECALLING THIS BS.