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TheInventor
Reviews
Chairman of the Board (1997)
"Wait...
...You left Melrose Place to do a movie with Carrot Top!?"
-Norm Macdonald to Courtney Thorne-Smith on the Conan O'Brien show in '97
Really can't sum up how bad this movie is better than that.
College (2008)
Right.
I certainly hope that anyone who actually spent money to see this film has realized how absurd their existence is. This film should not be a thing, nor should it make a cent of money in any imaginable realm of reality. I am not seeing this movie, I am only hoping that my post will deter others from feeding this malicious beast. Teenagers certainly do not need to see a movie about "college-life," especially if the film's primary purpose is to showcase the prevalence of drinking, drug-use, unprotected sex, and general foolishness at American Universities. No kid should be allowed to see this film, nor should any adult be so slothful as to lack the minimal self-control required to refrain from paying even a touch of attention to this horrendous film past their reading of my post. May you all choose the righteous path. God bless.
-TheInventor