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This-Name-Kills
13 years in the making
apple juice and dancing queen, what a friday this is turning out to be!!!
Oh come on! It's never THAT sunny in Miami.
REPORTED AND ON IGHNORE!!!
Kirstin Dunst loooks like a Barbie doll!
IMDB is the most sexist website in the world
Eventually after a baby started crying I yelled, "EVERYBODY SHUT THE **** UP!" and things quieted down.
i mean, san andreas' got a huge map and i wanna get excited everyday
Go buy a big bottle of Sauvignon Blanc, Chardonnay, or White Port wine, drink most of it, stumble into the bathroom, yell "Let the battle begin!" And do what you gotta do!
RIP filmfeast
{in loving memory and favouritism order}
Reality 2.0
Moai Better Blues
Situation Comedy
Night of the Raving Dead
Culture Shock
What's New, Beezlebub
Chariots of the Dogs
Ice Station Santa
Abe Lincoln Must Die!
The Mole, The Mob and The Meatball
Bright Side of the Moon
{Best place to be}
http://www.imdb.com/board/bd0000041/threads/
{Movies I want to see}
Dark City
Being John Malkovich
Deep Blue Sea
Short Cuts
{Shows I've seen every episode of, and in favouritism order}
1. Buffy
2. Lost
3. Mad Men
4. Arrested Development
5. United States of Tara
6. The Good Wife
7. Firefly
8. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya sans movie)
9. American Dad
10. Dollhouse
11. Bob's Burgers
12. Reunion
13. The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police
{Convos}
Hugh: Get out of here Harry Hill insulter.
Jimmy: I'm only insulting a fat ass like you that likes mcdonald's
Hugh: Bring on the wall!
Jimmy: FATASS
Flint: Max keeps trying to send me porn of myself. This should be illegal.
Sam: LOL...hey Hugh, can I peek...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flint: Sure thing. I'll bring the popcorn. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Max: [angry2]
Grandpa Stinky: I live in Austraila.
Hugh: No you don't. You live at 123 Fake Street which is in Chuxiong, China.
Sybil: He lives under my bed so shut up.
Grandpa Stinky: I wish! [hehe]
Hugh: What's your bed doing in China?
Beezlebub: I am going to vaporize you all with my Zap-O-Matic. Because you pitiful humans are a waste on this planet.
Buster: I can't reply. I'm vaporized. [none]
Sybil: I have been married several times before! I know how it works!
The Internet: Apparently you don't if you have been married and divorced several times
Sybil: Who said I divorce them? They all died in terrible walrus incidents. R.I.P!
The Internet: It was the walrus curse, wasn't it?
Sybil: Don't poke fun, okay? I loved them all very much and they were cruelly taken away from me by those fat ugly creatures. Hmph!
Reviews
South Park: A Million Little Fibers (2006)
really lives up to his bad reputation...
After hearing about the negative reaction to this episode, as well as the absence of SP kids, a huge focus on Towelie and talking vaginas...I thought I'd let this one wait on the shelf for a little while.
So when I did finally watch it, I was so appalled...this really is one of the worst of South Park's episodes ever - definitely the worst of seasons 1-10 that's for sure.
The episode was just too surreal and weakly plotted. What's more half the episode was just an animated still of Oprah's vagina - in retrospect still shots are only good when there's actually comedy involved...this had none.
What's good about the episode? The ending message was nice and I guess Towelie's a charming character I suppose - a drug addict trying to redeem himself constantly through the episode, and throwbacks to his origin episode were also fun.
As for laughs - I inadvertently sniggered at a fart joke but that was it - nothing much here folks.
So personally this is strictly for die-hard fans or Towelie lovers, but even if you are one of either prepare yourself for a mind-numbingly pointless experience...with some horrendous British accents.
Partly Cloudy (2009)
Best Pixar short since 2002's Mike's New Car!
As of late, the Pixar shorts haven't been up to scratch as they used to be.
The first big indication of this was with 2003's flop Boundin', which even the narrator knew it was a bore. The story seemed to be Pixar's bare minimum and the visuals just seemed generic.
Jack-Jack Attack was a huge improvement, and no doubt it was destined to be, having taken the whole scene out of the actual film. Therefore the dialogue was riveting, the visuals were superb and it was very enjoyable. Of course, being an extract from the movie, it lacked in an original short and to be honest compared to most of the previous shorts, it was pale in comparison.
One Man Band was a nice idea, but it was executed messily and the music got a-bit irritating in the end, but I liked the story here and the characters, but it generally was a step down from Jack-Jack Attack.
Mater and the Gaslight featured like Jack-Jack Attack - characters from a main Pixar movie, but it wasn't an extract it was actually an original short. Now I must admit that I enjoy Cars, but this short was just so...mediocre and to be honest - pointless. Of course not as bad as Boundin', it did contain an engaging humorous story after all..
Lifted, was a new short not based on any Pixar movie, but it confirmed my fears that the Pixar shorts were slowly dying in quality.
This was further confirmed by Your Friend The Rat and Presto - whilst the rat one was quite informative and taught me many things I didn't even know about rats - it was too long and as a result boring. Presto was just an overdose of slapstick and frankly almost as bad as Boundin' BURN-E was cute and much better than the previous two shorts, but again it was quite weak in story and humour. Although I did like how incorporated the character into the film itself.
So on forth to Partly Cloudly - absolute visual joy to watch not only in the stunning animation, but the cuteness of it all. The story was very interesting and I really rooted for the characters and the short had some of the best music I'd heard from a Pixar short for a long time.
Like the title says best Pixar short since Mike's New Car, and has drawn me back to wanting to go to the cinema to see them rather than dreading their appearance. In total great short and if you're a fan of the 80s, 90s and even early 00s Pixar shorts, I'm certain that this'll keep you back on track to adoring them again!
The Closer: Heroic Measures (2006)
Beautifully Done
I was having a few doubts of the episodes I've seen so far. But this was a unforgettable episode, that is just a masterpiece in so many ways. The scenario start-up was handled very well, but as the scenario got into play - I could sense this was going to be a roughly casted ending, (that's why a star was knocked off), but it wasn't, it was a brilliantly charged resolution that CSI can never manage properly.
This episode devolves into many social aspects and flaws into the current system of Law and Hospice Service, that it'll make you have a incredible judgement. As well as putting very good storytelling elements, shocks and twists.
On the normal character front, Kyra Sedgwick handled one of her best Closer performances yet, J.K. Simmons showed a little more depth to his character and it was nice to see Detective Daniels put more in the spotlight and show some personality.
Overall, this is a episode, that the writers should be praised for, and the lead actors/actresses that played their parts. And the scenario's characters too were equally commendable: Deirdre Lovejoy and Paul Hipp bravo, an absolute exception, the rest were near-perfect as well. Making the whole experience a pleasure to watch, the vote score should really be a ten, but I'm picky...Enjoy the episode!
Groundhog Day (1993)
Watch it a 2nd time, makes it so much better than first viewing
I was recommended this as a easy-to-watch comedy, on my first watch I'd probably give it about 7. I had identified the obvious comedy side to it. But on my 2nd run, I found this an amazing un-natural film experience to it. It was so incredible, everything was perfect and it wavered around so many genres. The obvious side had evaporated from it, but the true inner-self had been unleashed to me. This is probably one of my favourite films because of that.
Bill Murray is perfect excellence in his role and his chemistry with Andie McDoawell is lovely. Everyone else in their roles, don't give out outstanding performances, but they generally feel like real-life people that surround you almost un-noticed in your own life. And learning about themselves is wonderful too.
It's a shame this film is so underrated, because I feel it needs to be appreciated just in the way I feel about it now. So watch it a second time and you'll be greatly surprised.